# Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200 "2000-04-13T22:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/41 "2000-04-15T05:12:00Z")
(Oh, and, uh, not to impinge upon your poetic skills, but I pronounce it “es-PREE.” I will, however, allow you to mispronounce it because that was so darn cute!) Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/42 "2000-04-15T05:17:00Z")
Never mind, **Matt** , strike that - I got to see your picture on your web site! 😃 Careful, m’boy - I’ve never been to Montreal, and I have been wanting to visit… {heh heh heh} Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/43 "2000-04-15T05:30:00Z")
I would have to say **Prose** because of her post [here (on 1/23)](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004165.html). She echos the way I feel… And the fact that I love Canadian women! 🙂 * * * “Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.” -From the **Brother Jed** flyer- ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/44 "2000-04-15T05:35:00Z")
Fantasies? Yes. On this board? No comment. Crush? Well, actually, TNTM. 😉 Just don’t tell Mr Bear about this, shhhhhhhh! 😉 \ * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/45 "2000-04-15T05:40:00Z")
In keeping with the poetic theme: My crush’s on a guy Who rarely posts here. His user name is Overengineer ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/46 "2000-04-14T21:19:00Z")
I had a mad crush on imthecowgodmoo, especially after seeing his picture in the “Who’s who” thread. _sigh_ Too bad he left. I also have a crush on JohnnyHarvard, originally based on just the name. * * * “I need the biggest seed bell you have. . . no, that’s too big.”–Hans Moleman ---
**Author:** ![Prose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Prose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prose)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/47 "2000-04-14T22:05:00Z")
Squee: _kiss_ ::::curls up into ur lap:::: ## Yep, I think I’d have to say Squee is my crush. When he was ready, it was already far too late, to go back. There will never be another. He is lost to me, as surely as if he had died. Standing alone, I stare into the flames trying to remember what went wrong. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/48 "2000-04-14T22:24:00Z")
Ooooooooooo. You liked the picture? I’m flattered 🙂 _blush…_ _blush harder…_ ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/49 "2000-04-14T22:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by zyada: > \*\*I know I am going to regret this… > > mangeorge > TN\*hippie > beatle > MadPoet > manhattan > > Crush or fantasy? That part I’m NOT gonna say. 😃 > > \*\* Me? 😕 :o 😃 🆒 Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/50 "2000-04-14T22:40:00Z")
Psyyyyyyyyy…mmmmmm…cat… And in the fictional yet fun to think about category: TVeblen, Alphagene, Gaudere… * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/51 "2000-04-14T23:03:00Z")
Sadly every crush I’ve had on here has been squashed flat, save one. It seems that every time they’re taken, too old, or play for the other team. (And where are the bi girls? I have it on good authority that bi girls adore long hair. I should be making out like a bandit! _pout_) Anyways, since I do not wish to have my hopes crushed any furthur, I cannot reveal who my mystery crush is. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) I am human, and I need to be loved Just like anybody else does ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/52 "2000-04-14T23:26:00Z")
There are so many cuties here * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/53 "2000-04-15T00:11:00Z")
Are these crushes based on pictures or posts? * * * _That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch._ ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/54 "2000-04-15T00:42:00Z")
In my case posts first, then sealed with a picture. ---
**Author:** ![Prose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Prose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prose)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/55 "2000-04-15T00:57:00Z")
dunno, think it was the icq that did it first, then the pics, what do u think honey? squee’s schmee asking ::::bats eyes at squee:::: * * * When he was ready, it was already far too late, to go back. There will never be another. He is lost to me, as surely as if he had died. Standing alone, I stare into the flames trying to remember what went wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/56 "2000-04-15T01:26:00Z")
I have a crush on Satan. But everyone knows that, so it’s boring. Here’s everyone else I would have a crush on, were it not for Satan. Flypsyde. Tied with Wally for the funniest mofo on this board. WallyM7. You’re in second here only because you’re a damn Canuck. SanibelMan. Yeah, I know, I know. If only you were older… MaxTorque. Don’t hurt me, Falcon–take it as a compliment. 🙂 MadPoet. I used to not like him nearly as much, but he’s grown on me. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/57 "2000-04-15T01:27:00Z")
My crush is based strictly on posts. I would be curious what he looks like, though. But I can’t ask for one, because I would have to say who it is. Although, of the men here whose pictures I _have_ seen, I have not been disappointed yet. And I really mean that. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/58 "2000-04-15T02:19:00Z")
Nah Drain…I won’t hurt you. Needless to say, my crush is on MaxTorque. However, as DB put it, it’s kinda boring to say it. So, here’s my crushes if it wasn’t for my sweetie: Satan (Hey, I don’t hurt you, DB, you don’t hurt me. Deal?) Flypsyde (A sweetie, AND he let me stay with him in Spiffled!) SanibelMan (A sweetie, no matter what his age.) Demo (listens to me bitch…plus, he’s a cutie!) * * * Homepage: [www.tiercel.com](http://www.tiercel.com) Occupation: Culling slow moving vermin Location: The wild blue yonder. Interests: Thermals, updrafts, downdrafts, air currents in general. (Profile by UncleBeer.) Environment? Nah. Mood lighting and ambience is what counts. - a genuine **WallyM7** sig ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/59 "2000-04-15T02:28:00Z")
Nobody has a crush on me! Waaaaaaaahhhhh! Waaaaaaaahhhhh! Waaaaaaaahhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/60 "2000-04-15T02:31:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Lexicon: > **Nobody has a crush on me! > Waaaaaaaahhhhh! > Waaaaaaaahhhhh! > Waaaaaaaahhhhh!** Are you so sure of that, given all of the ‘won’t name names’? 😉 * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=4)