# Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200 "2000-04-13T22:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/61 "2000-04-15T02:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Jeannie: > My crush is based strictly on posts. I would be curious what he looks like, though. > > But I can’t ask for one, because I would have to say who it is. > > Although, of the men here whose pictures I _have_ seen, I have not been disappointed yet. And I really mean that. Lateral thinking: take this chance to ask for pictures from several men, thereby cleverly hiding your true target. - Rick (who almost added “the wizard Bricker” - sheesh! 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/62 "2000-04-15T02:52:00Z")
::::sniffing under arm:::::: Hey, I took a shower today! ::::grousing and shuffling feet::::::::Ah nuts! ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/63 "2000-04-15T02:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Bricker: > \*\* Lateral thinking: take this chance to ask for pictures from several men, thereby cleverly hiding your true target. > \*\* Oh, you are really good. Okay, guys, let’s see some photos! Please? I feel like I’m in eighth grade right about now. * * * I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon. –Sig line courtesy of Wally 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/64 "2000-04-15T02:57:00Z")
No one has a crush on me, boo hoo! Well, maybe once I get these warts removed… 🙂 A girl ---
**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/65 "2000-04-15T03:36:00Z")
I’m too shy to post my whole picture, haha! [http://www.thecats.com/images/eyes.jpg](http://www.thecats.com/images/eyes.jpg) So for now I’ll just post various parts… 🙂 A girl ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/66 "2000-04-15T04:39:00Z")
Fantasies: I’m not printing those. If you want to know, you have to ask in person, and then I’ll share with those involved. 😉 Crushes: blanket crush on all cute single women. But I will list a _few_ names. Michelle. Whatever she says about giving up on love, etc, she’s hot. I also like her posts. Next time I go to Florida I want to look her up - just to meet. Mega the roo. You betcha. SwimmingRiddles. I’ll be original and skip the “aristocratic beauty” line. Wait, that means I just said it. Doh! A girl now has me intrigued. Kat. I owe her a mention in a thread somewhere, might as well be this one. 😉 I’m keeping tabs on dragonlady. mega the roo said: > [@](#): > > i have crushes on all the people that are going to lie through their teeth and mention my name in this thread. But if it’s the truth, does that mean I’m SOL? (Damn Billdo for beating me to this!) zyada listed: > [@](#): > > mangeorge > TN\*hippie > **beatle** > MadPoet > manhattan Something tells me the next Hou Dope could be very entertaining. psycat90 said: > [@](#): > > Then there’s Cheffie, and Bricker and **SwimmingRiddles** … ok I’ll stop now, this list could get lengthy. MadPoet said: > [@](#): > > And where are the bi girls? Maybe you should ask psycat. ThisYearsGirl said: > [@](#): > > I had a mad crush on imthecowgodmoo, especially after seeing his picture in the “Who’s who” thread. _sigh_ Too bad he left. Okay, since he’s absent, I’ll stand in for him. “WHAT!? You couldn’t tell me while I was here to hear you?” Um, that reads really funny. Still, I can hear him saying it. A girl said: > [@](#): > > I’m too shy to post my whole picture, haha! > So for now I’ll just post various parts… What’s the rating on this board again? ::salivating:: Okay, I’m going to the flirting thread. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/67 "2000-04-15T07:37:00Z")
Lest anyone think I have nothing better to do on a Saturday morning at 3:30am, which I most certainly do being as inebriated as I am (damn, I hope the spelling and grammar won’t be too bad in this post–the keys continue to allude my finger’s persuasions) I was simply checking my email…yes, that’s it–I’m not an addict. I have finally altered my mind enough to admit, not a fantasy or crush, but a serious intrigue in one _Moderator_. Thus I have inevitably condemned myself to fiery hoofprints of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Unicorn damned alcohol. If I continue in this vein I may just give Coldfire a run for his money on that superlative. I doubt that I’ve ever used the backspace key so frequently. I apologize for the digression. Although I haven’t been here as a member for more than a couple of months and only lurked for another, I must admit to a serious admiration of the one and only **Gaudere**. You may all commence with chastising me; however, I will blame my guilt on intoxication. Despite my reluctance to be forthright without a preponderence of alcohol, Gaudere, my esteem for you is unaffected and assuredly, most deserved. Again, I apologize, I’m rambling…time for sleep. ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/68 "2000-04-15T09:34:00Z")
> [@](#): > > MadPoet. I used to not like him nearly as much, but he’s grown on me. Whoo hoo! Kinda like a fungus! 🙂 * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) I am human, and I need to be loved Just like anybody else does ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/69 "2000-04-15T12:43:00Z")
You know who you are… 😉 (I wish I did) * * * [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Shadow of the Pigeon** - Weirdo of the Night ---
**Author:** ![David](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@David](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/70 "2000-04-15T14:10:00Z")
SwimmingRiddles and Mega the Roo, same as everbody else. And I thought it was just me. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/71 "2000-04-15T14:11:00Z")
I have some fantasies about a lurker. Does that count? 🙂 * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/72 "2000-04-16T05:13:00Z")
My board crush is Alphagene. Well, it WAS Alphagene. Now we’re living in sin - er, living together, so I guess it’s not a crush and it’s not on the board. Um, I guess I don’t have any. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/73 "2000-04-16T05:39:00Z")
If my contribution to “psychic orgasms” research doesnt score me crushes, Im giving up all hope. After his naughty love letter, Ive got a biiiiig crush on **Chef Troy**. But **MadPoet** ’s picture is pretty yummy. Something about **Coldfire** just…I dunno, gets me. ## Those are the top three, I guess, but I have little crushes on lots of you. Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – _another custom design by the mind of Wally_ Whan that Aprillè with hise shourès soote The droghte of March had percèd to the roote, I druv a motor thro’ Aprillè’s bliz Somme forty mile, and dam neere lyke to friz. – Bert Leston Taylor ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/74 "2000-04-15T20:53:00Z")
Say…whatever happened to Alphagene, anyway? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/75 "2000-04-16T00:03:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Nen: > **I have finally altered my mind enough to admit, not a fantasy or crush, but a serious intrigue in one _Moderator_.** Boy, did my eyes bug out when I read this. Although it would have been nice if _someone_ had mentioned my name somewhere in this thread. 😉 * * * Saint Eutychus _H.M.S.H._ _" ‘He is a prince’ , the minstrels sing. Among men, yes. Among fools he is a king."_ [Disney Shorts](http://www.disneyshorts.org) [The Eutychus Papers](http://members.aol.com/eutychus55) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/76 "2000-04-16T02:26:00Z")
There were a lot of names I didn’t mention, Euty… 😉 (do I get a mug for kissing up to a mod?) * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/77 "2000-04-16T02:49:00Z")
I’m not sure my ego likes being Irishmans long list…but I’m watching him, too. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/78 "2000-04-16T02:51:00Z")
Should have said “being part of Irishmans long list!!” ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/79 "2000-04-16T04:26:00Z")
Hey, mega: let’s join forces and RULE THE BOARD…ahem. Sorry. Power gets to me. In all seriousness, however, this board has repaired about 75% of the damage to my self-esteem that occured in high school, so thank you all. The compliment does not go un-noticed. For those of us who would rather keep their crushes shrouded in mystery: [http://cupid.thespark.com/](http://cupid.thespark.com/) ## If your crush lists you as a crush, they tell you both. Never had it work, but hey… A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing: “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/80 "2000-04-16T04:33:00Z")
SwimmingRiddles, I know all too well what you mean… so a big thank you to everyone from me, too. Man, you guys are great. 🙂 * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=5)