# Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200 "2000-04-13T22:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/141 "2000-04-19T06:12:00Z")
Veb Said: > [@](#): > > There are plenty of perverted and seriously sideways Dopers who will happily do that for you. > [@](#): > > Originally posted by psycat90: > \*\* Yep. xoxo > > \*\* Great! Just torture me. 17 more days… ::Counting the seconds:: 😉 * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/142 "2000-04-19T07:21:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Vestal Blue: > \*\*My \*\*\*TRUE \*\*\* crush on this board knows for a certainty who she is, and I ain’t tellin! > \*\* I also know who it is, and _ **I** _ ain’t tellin, neither!!! 😉 * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/143 "2000-04-19T08:19:00Z")
Okay, I went to the home page, I looked, and now, I’d like to admit my crush on Esprix. Brains, good looks, sense of humor…what more could anyone want? Well, I guess if he was bi, that would help but I never let facts stand in the way of fantasies! * * * Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music. * * * One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/144 "2000-04-19T10:33:00Z")
aaawwwww of course I know you exist **aha** , I wait for your threads every day just so I’ll have something fun to post to. {{{{{{{{{ **aha** }}}}}}}}}} * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ Homepage: [www.superlativeandsassy.com](http://www.superlativeandsassy.com) Occupation: Temptress Location: Ultra, California Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes _profile by UncleBeer_ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/145 "2000-04-19T14:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Falcon** : > > Well in that case, Esprix, I suppose I could have a crush on you…you ARE a cutie. 😉 Aw, go on… :o > [@](#): > > And hell, you’re in Philly? Come on down when we have the next DC gathering, boy! I’ll keep my eyes open. Hey, ya never know… Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/146 "2000-04-19T14:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by evilbeth: > > How did I miss it? Links, please! Check out the “Who’s Who in MPSIMS” and **SkySlash** ’s thread about being perceived as gay (evidently we’re long-lost brothers or something). And my home page, of course. 🙂 Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/147 "2000-04-19T14:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by ultress: > \*\*aaawwwww of course I know you exist **aha** , I wait for your threads every day just so I’ll have something fun to post to. > > {{{{{{{{{ **aha** }}}}}}}}}} > > \*\* 🙂 * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/148 "2000-04-19T14:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Cowboy Greg** : > > **Evilbeth** , if you go to Esprix’ [home page](http://members.aol.com/esprix/), you’ll see that he does indeed have adorable boyish good looks. > > And those puppy dog eyes. > > Lucky for him I’m already hitched. 😉 Yeesh, I really need to start reading all of a thread before posting. 🙂 As **Cowboy** said, **beth** , you can check out my home page. Oh, and **Cowboy**? :o \ Now where’s _your_ picture, eh? Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/149 "2000-04-19T14:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **evilbeth** : > > Okay, I went to the home page, I looked, and now, I’d like to admit my crush on Esprix. > > Brains, good looks, sense of humor…what more could anyone want? Well, I guess if he was bi, that would help but I never let facts stand in the way of fantasies! :o OK, you really need to stop. {hee hee} You’re very sweet, **beth**. {smooch} Esprix, who is feeling very loved right now * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/150 "2000-04-19T16:36:00Z")
Falcon doesn’t have a crush on me??! I feel so…_crushed!_🙂 * * * VB I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken. - A Wally original! ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/151 "2000-04-19T16:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Now where’s your picture, eh? > > Esprix Anybody who actually wants to see what I look like can go to [this page](http://members.aol.com/cowboygreg/personal.htm). * * * “It’s a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.” ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/152 "2000-04-19T16:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Vestal Blue: > \*\*Falcon doesn’t have a crush on me??! > > I feel so…_crushed!_ :)\*\* Hmpf! Did you say you have a crush on ME? I think NOT! Nah…you’re a sweetie, hon. _smooch_ * * * Homepage: [www.tiercel.com](http://www.tiercel.com) Occupation: Culling slow moving vermin Location: The wild blue yonder. Interests: Thermals, updrafts, downdrafts, air currents in general. (Profile by UncleBeer.) Environment? Nah. Mood lighting and ambience is what counts. - a genuine **WallyM7** sig ---
**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/153 "2000-04-20T05:18:00Z")
I have to admit having a bit of a crush on Eve. If I were in New York, I would ask her out. Alas! Bucky ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/154 "2000-04-19T18:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Cowboy Greg** : > > Anybody who actually wants to see what I look like can go to [this page](http://members.aol.com/cowboygreg/personal.htm). LA, huh? Good - when I move out to San Diego, you can take me out two-stepping in LA. 😃 Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/155 "2000-04-19T18:34:00Z")
Okay, Cowboy, because I never know anything (I believe I was the first to ask Sqrl to explain felching) what is Digital Queer? trisha ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/156 "2000-04-19T18:48:00Z")
Oooh, Bucky—see my confession in the “Crushed by the Crush Thread” thread. Are you one of my Three Secret Pashes? Could very well be . . . ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/157 "2000-04-19T18:57:00Z")
So whens the big orgy? ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/158 "2000-04-19T19:45:00Z")
Okay, I’m a smidge shy about this, but here’s to your self-esteem, no? Ever since reading Kilgore Trout’s profile and seeing his pic in [“Who’s Who in MPSIMS”](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006066.html), I’ve had a mini-crush. He sounds like a interesting, intelligent guy. Plus he’s got dimples. 😃 And I’ve got lots more crushes, but I’m not sharing them. Only one potential TMI a day. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/159 "2000-04-19T21:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Falcon: > \*\* Hmpf! Did you say you have a crush on ME? I think NOT! Nah…you’re a sweetie, hon. _smooch_ > > Oh, honey; _Blush_ Smooches to you too! > > \*\* * * * VB I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken. - A Wally original! ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/160 "2000-04-20T00:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Thanks for saying that, Jeannie. It was one of those things that I thought sounded funny when I typed it (and it kindof followed a joke Bricker and I had had the day before). And then when I looked at it later, I realized it might’ve come off kindof snotty - like I couldn’t appreciate Bricker’s compliment to me without razzing you for yours. I suffered from ‘Post Now Regret Later’ syndrome - and I felt bad > \*\* Shayna–I felt so bad when I read your post and you thought I was insulted. After I posted, I wondered how soon you were leaving to go home. If I hadn’t seen your post today, I would have emailed you to let you know that I didn’t feel bad. I hated that my post sounded so harsh. I’m glad you saw my message, and didn’t spend the whole weekend worrying about your post. BTW, I see that Bricker _does_ have good taste! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=9)