# Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200 "2000-04-13T22:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/161 "2000-04-20T00:11:00Z")
From Cowboy Greg’s webpage: Digital Queer Otherwise known as “Gays Who Do Computer Stuff At Work”. * * * Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational. -Charles Schulz ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/162 "2000-04-20T00:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Pixoid: > **Okay, I’m a smidge shy about this, but here’s to your self-esteem, no? Ever since reading Kilgore Trout’s profile and seeing his pic in [“Who’s Who in MPSIMS”](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006066.html), I’ve had a mini-crush. He sounds like a interesting, intelligent guy. Plus he’s got dimples. 😃** ::evil glare:: * * * Homepage: [www.idahospuds.com](http://www.idahospuds.com) Occupation: Side dish Location: the oven, 400 degrees for 45 minutes Interests: fine dining, sour cream and butter. _-custom profile by UncleBeer_ ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/163 "2000-04-20T00:17:00Z")
**Jazzmine** inquires: > [@](#): > > Okay, Cowboy, because I never know anything (I believe I was the first to ask Sqrl to explain felching) what is Digital Queer? A Digital Queer is a gay person who does high-tech things for a living. Personally, my high-tech job is running around madly and clucking… oh, wait, that’s not it. Actually, I do sysadmin and database things (along with end-user support) for the Dark Temple of the Mouse. If you’re interminably curious, [this page](http://www.glaad.org/glaad/dq/index.html) leads to DQ’s site (they’re a part of GLAAD now). * * * “It’s a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/164 "2000-04-20T01:02:00Z")
Ok, Lemmie guess. I’m the Guy You Could Love Like A Brother Right? The One You Love, But Not In That Way? The Love You Have For Me Is The Kind That Disapears As Soon As You Leave The Room? Or simply: I’m A Good Friend. Not that I’m bitter, or anything. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/165 "2000-04-20T01:11:00Z")
Okay, I can’t stand it any longer. I must reveal my cyber-crush on A Girl. I mean, she’s cute (those eyes!), and she’s a cat person! Did I mention that people sometimes tell me I bear an uncanny resemblance to Bruce Wayne? The one from the animated series, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/166 "2000-04-20T07:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by OpalCat: > **I looked and I looked but I didn’t see my name ANYWHERE? There must be a mistake…** Well, OpalCat, I have a crush on you 😉 I don’t know if you noticed that already or not. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/167 "2000-04-20T08:28:00Z")
Esprix, I just want to thank you for not capitalizing my name! * * * Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music. * * * One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/168 "2000-04-20T10:56:00Z")
What? No one mentioned me? Oh woe is me, i am like so unpopular. I must not be very prolific, that’s it… Oh well i’ll just go off in the corner and sulk a while. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/169 "2000-04-20T13:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **evilbeth** : > > Esprix, I just want to thank you for not capitalizing my name! Heh, I’ve noticed a few posters here who don’t have capitalized names, so I do try. 🙂 Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/170 "2000-04-20T18:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by saucy potato: > \*\* > ::evil glare:: > \*\* Another reason to not post your online crushes. My apologies, saucy potato. I hereby withdraw my crush. (Don’t worry, I wasn’t serious, anyway.) ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/171 "2000-04-20T18:05:00Z")
Announcing my crush on alsmith/Scylla after reading that groundhog thread. A sense of humor is very sexy indeed. That said, I’ll also have to include Inky and aha as well as Satan and the others out there. You know who you are. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/172 "2000-04-20T19:37:00Z")
Ok, the OP called for only naming one person per post. You guys cheated. Milo I have seen your pic and you are a hunk, to put it mildly, but I bet all the girls tell you that. And if my bud **aha** were not married I would run off with him. * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ Homepage: [www.superlativeandsassy.com](http://www.superlativeandsassy.com) Occupation: Temptress Location: Ultra, California Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes _profile by UncleBeer_ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/173 "2000-04-20T19:57:00Z")
ultress - Given the amount of whining we’ve already had over this thread (me included!!), naming only one person would have been even worse! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/174 "2000-04-21T01:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Pixoid: > \*\* Another reason to not post your online crushes. My apologies, saucy potato. I hereby withdraw my crush. > > (Don’t worry, I wasn’t serious, anyway.)\*\* ## That’s ok. I am only kidding. 🙂 Homepage: [www.idahospuds.com](http://www.idahospuds.com) Occupation: Side dish Location: the oven, 400 degrees for 45 minutes Interests: fine dining, sour cream and butter. _-custom profile by UncleBeer_ ---
**Author:** ![Eposia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Eposia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eposia)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/175 "2000-06-14T03:37:41Z")
Well, it looks like I’m not supposed to have crushes yet, being a newbie, but I’ll share a few anyway. 🙂 Chef Troy Esprix (even though I know it can never be) Shayna (you rock…must be the bicurious in me) _grin_ I’m sure as I continue to visit and read I shall learn more of the wonderfully fascinating people here, and develop more crushes. Eposia ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/176 "2000-06-14T04:27:43Z")
Well, I have yet to develope crushes or fantasies (Although I do have fantasies of starting a thread where I get complimented by all my favorites…), but I’m developing quite a list of favorite posters around here, even if they just ignore whatever I post. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/177 "2000-06-14T04:52:13Z")
\ Oh, just **all** of you \ ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/178 "2000-06-14T04:59:07Z")
Wow! Someone resurrected this old thread and actually mentioned me? I’m so flattered! Thank you, Eposia, and welcome to the board! Who knows, the more you post, I might just develop a crush on you, too. 😉 Hi Monster! (I would never want you to say I ignored you!) ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/179 "2000-06-14T06:37:52Z")
I have both, a crush and a fantasy about someone on this thread, but I can’t tell you who it is… Nope, Nope, Nope, not gonna get it outa me! ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/180 "2000-06-14T06:47:08Z")
OK, why hasn’t my name come up in this thread yet? I mean, somebody’s gotta want me. Right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=10)