# Straight Dope Dignitaries

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-dignitaries/10791>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 8, 1999, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-dignitaries/10791 "1999-11-08T22:47:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-dignitaries/10791/1 "1999-11-08T22:47:00Z")

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If you’re listening Cecil, Ed, or Slug, we hope you’ll consider making a personal appearance at any of the SD gatherings personally in the works.

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**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-dignitaries/10791/2 "1999-11-08T22:49:00Z")

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I’m with you on that as well…nudge, nudge

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-dignitaries/10791/3 "1999-11-09T08:24:00Z")

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Ed: Possible, if he’s in the mood, and if there’s an honorarium attatched. The rest, forgheddaboutit!

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-dignitaries/10791/4 "1999-11-09T15:37:00Z")

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I heard that Cecil showed up at the Columbus, Ohio, shindig disguised as UncleBeer. They found the real Unk tied up in a closet the next morning.

That might explain the goat thing.

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Uke