# Straight Dope Fantasy Football Mock Draft

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720 "2003-04-28T17:30:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/21 "2003-04-28T21:28:33Z")

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WL, I’m using the same passwords and accounts from the last draft, so you’ve obviously already reset them.

Sorry for the confusion regarding Hamlet, jk1245, and NurseCarmen. I put their names in, and then realized that it would be unclear that they (a) haven’t set up their team yet and (b) would know what their password was.

For the record, Hamlet has been e-mailed. I’m not sure if jk or NurseCarmen know yet. Could someone else e-mail them? I have to go home soon.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/22 "2003-04-28T22:09:02Z")

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Just emailed NurseCarmen.

jk1245 has no email listed on the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/23 "2003-04-28T22:37:13Z")

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I only wish I was #5.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/24 "2003-04-28T23:22:06Z")

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So can we set some groundrules? The lineup card listed on the draft site is pretty vague.

I propose that we assume the same lineup we did for the previous draft (QB RB RB WR WR TE PK DT), despite what’s listed on the site (“1 QB 1-2 RB 3-4 WR/TE 1 PK 1 DT,” whatever that means).

And are we going to be using the HPS rules? If I can’t get a true RB stud at 01.09, I’ll take a WR and take his 1 pt p/ recept all the way to the bank. But if we’re going to be assuming a standard, generic fantasy scoring rubric, I might just go with whoever’s left at RB.

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/25 "2003-04-29T00:06:36Z")

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I’ve got a newbie question.

Is there anything after the draft is over or is this just practice for later in the year when fantasy leagues are being set up?

Ok, go ahead and laugh… I deserve it, but I’m not familir with this site. 😃

Kathy

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/26 "2003-04-29T01:28:19Z")

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Just practice. To get an idea of what people’s perception is of the players involved. Read over the [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160729&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) related to the draft we just completed to have a look at the kind of commentary going on.

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/27 "2003-04-29T01:43:08Z")

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TYVM **White Lightning**

Kathy

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/28 "2003-04-29T02:13:28Z")

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::bellows:::

Haaaaaaammmmmllllllleetttttt…

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/29 "2003-04-29T02:27:01Z")

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I would like to make a suggestion… next time… let’s try to get people that actually wat to participate in a draft… just a thought. yes I AM a jerk… thanks for noticing!

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/30 "2003-04-29T03:07:16Z")

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YO Haaaaammmmmmlllllllleeeeetttttttttttttt

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/31 "2003-04-29T03:08:03Z")

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zzzzzzzzz

Time to start a sidebet: how many days/weeks will this draft take to finish? I’m going to put my stake on 11 days.

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/32 "2003-04-29T03:10:14Z")

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Put me down for 11 days 17 hrs 23 min…

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/33 "2003-04-29T13:52:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by White Lightning \*  
> \*\*So can we set some groundrules? The lineup card listed on the draft site is pretty vague.
> 
> I propose that we assume the same lineup we did for the previous draft (QB RB RB WR WR TE PK DT), despite what’s listed on the site (“1 QB 1-2 RB 3-4 WR/TE 1 PK 1 DT,” whatever that means).  
> \*\*

Seconded. And let’s stick with the standard scoring.

You know, guys, any one of you could have picked for Hamlet.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/34 "2003-04-29T14:10:15Z")

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Been a long time since I’ve drafted so low (I picked #1 the past two years in the SDMB league). From down here it looks like all of my faves will be gone. Strange to see M. Faulk go so low, but hardly surprising after last season.

Where’s **Mouthbreather**? And it would have seemed unsporting to pick for **Hamlet** … does he know that he’s involved?

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/35 "2003-04-29T14:28:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*  
> **And let’s stick with the standard scoring.**

Well, I just saw this after my pick. that’s OK, I still take MH.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/36 "2003-04-29T14:29:08Z")

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Okay, **'breather** and I took the first two WRs, now **MrChan** (?) is on the clock…

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/37 "2003-04-29T14:49:41Z")

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Oh **mouthbreather** , be nice, no no-brainer talk. It’s a gentlemen’s draft.

Neener neener neener’s are okay.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/38 "2003-04-29T15:04:39Z")

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😕 I just meant my decision at that point was a no-brainer…not trying to be a dick to anyone.

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**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/39 "2003-04-29T15:29:41Z")

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OK, I’m in.

Dammit, 2nd to last pick. That must mean I lost the Super Bowl, right?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/40 "2003-04-29T15:32:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by verbenabeast \*  
> \*\*next time… let’s try to get people that actually wat to participate in a draft… \*\*

Says the guy who took Gannon with the 2nd overall pick…

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