# Straight Dope Fantasy Football Mock Draft **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720 "2003-04-28T17:30:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/41 "2003-04-29T15:46:08Z")
Oh, BTW mouthbreather, my e-mail is [kj1245@yahoo.com](mailto:kj1245@yahoo.com) (note transposed letters). Just in case you need to e-mail me on any league issues (executive of the year awards, offers of unconditional surrender from other league members, etc) ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/42 "2003-04-29T15:53:38Z")
cool. (heheh@ unconditional surrender šŸ™‚ ) But, as long as everyone is keeping up, we shouldnā€™t have to email anyone. Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Hamlet yet? Should we just put him on computer control until he shows up? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/43 "2003-04-29T16:01:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\*Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Hamlet yet? Should we just put him on computer control until he shows up? \*\* Hamlet timed out, so heā€™s on automatic computer control. All he can do at this point is predraft. Thatā€™s what happens when you time out. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/44 "2003-04-29T16:34:14Z")
**jk1245** , you may want to have a mod delete that email addy, there are metacrawlers round these parts, and you may soon find yourself the target of spam. Unless, you want a larger penis, want to lose weight fast, need a home mortgage, and need a russian bride. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/45 "2003-04-29T17:02:56Z")
I think his email is jk, not kjā€¦he should be fine. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/46 "2003-04-29T17:05:01Z")
Munch, I thought I saw some folks in the last draft that had ā€œcomputer controlledā€ next to their name instead of predraft. I was thinking we could do that for him until he shows up, so we dont hafta wait the 12.5 hours for each pick of his. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/47 "2003-04-29T17:05:40Z")
Crap, forgot about that. Mods, please delete. Thanks Actually, my e-mail does begin with kj instead of jk due to a screwup and forgotten password on my account. I just noted that because some people have tried to e-mail me at jk and gotten errors. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/48 "2003-04-29T17:05:42Z")
mrchan took my pick, how am I supposed to be a homer without Moss šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/49 "2003-04-29T17:11:47Z")
My bad. Good call, NurseC. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/50 "2003-04-29T17:12:43Z")
Some how youā€™ll manage. Just like the Viqueens manage without him on 80% of the plays. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/51 "2003-04-29T18:09:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\*Munch, I thought I saw some folks in the last draft that had ā€œcomputer controlledā€ next to their name instead of predraft. I was thinking we could do that for him until he shows up, so we dont hafta wait the 12.5 hours for each pick of his. \*\* You can voluntarily put yourself on CC, at which point you can remove yourself from CC at any point. However, if you time out, youā€™re automatically put on CC for the remainer of the draft. Each pick of his will now take 1 second. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/52 "2003-04-29T18:12:41Z")
1 SECOND? I CANā€™T WAIT THAT LONG! šŸ˜‰ Thanks for heading this up, Munchie. (can I call you that?) ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/53 "2003-04-29T18:14:46Z")
This draft is going to be very interesting. We are gonna get deep picking 224 players. Top two levels of RBs are almost exhausted after only a round and a half. Craziness. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/54 "2003-04-29T18:16:23Z")
Since I keep coming back to this thread to pull this link and others may be doing the same, here it is: [STRAIGHT DOPE 2003-2004 FANTASY FOOTBALL MOCK DRAFT # 3 (AS445)](http://www.antsports.com/as/AS445/) ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/55 "2003-04-29T18:30:54Z")
Hey, I hate to be a whining little bitch, but could we all try to predraft as much as possible? It speeds things up by about a factor of 10. With 14 (now 13) drafting, this could last until late next week. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/56 "2003-04-29T18:52:55Z")
Well, technically, if we each took 11 hours to make our pick, it will end in just over 14 weeks. Which would bring us to just before the preseason. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/57 "2003-04-29T19:12:21Z")
You just made me cry, NurseCarmen. In other news, what a crappy day. I work in a lawfirm, and just received the following call (indicative of what the previous 15 calls were like): Munch: Good afternoon, Smith & Doe. Idiot: Can I speak to Detective Anderson? Munch: This is a lawfirm. What you need is the police department. Idiot: Huh? Munch: Detectives work in police departments. Lawyers work in law firms. Idiot: Huh? Munch: This is a law firm, not a police department. Idiot: Oh. So Detective Anderson isnā€™t there right now? Munch: Nope. Idiot: Thanks. Iā€™ll call back. \ ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/58 "2003-04-29T19:31:16Z")
Oh man. Sorry, Munch, but that is quality humor. ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/59 "2003-04-29T19:37:38Z")
**Munch** ā€¦ I see a brand new thread in the making there! Iā€™m sure it added to your crappy day, but you just put the first real smile on my face today. šŸ˜ƒ Kathy ---
**Author:** ![mrchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@mrchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrchan)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720/60 "2003-04-29T19:45:09Z")
NC - i HAD to pick moss, who else was I supposed to pick? man, iā€™d much rather be in the middle of this draft, in the 6-8 range than 12th. 20 more good players gone by the time i get to draft again. =P [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-fantasy-football-mock-draft/171720.md?page=4)