# Straight Dope Kissing Booth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439 "2001-11-04T16:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/1 "2001-11-04T16:25:50Z")
Yessiree…step right up, only one dollar, one dollar right here. Welcome to…_Kiss A Doper_! That’s right, for only _one dollar_ you can be kissed by a real-virtual Straight Dope Member! ::: **ladyfoxfyre** _stands up behind a small table with a sign hanging out in front proclaiming her to be the female Kiss A Doper_::: We need some Gentlemen to participate, unless all of you ladies out there don’t mind settling for a kiss from me.😉 But hey, I’m up for experimentation, so have at m…huh? Oh, right. Gentlemen! [over megaphone]_I’d like to see **Crunchy Frog** (ya slut), **Astroboy** , **iampunha** , **thinksnow** , **Rue De Day** , **Superdude** and maybe a couple other guys behind the booth for applications into the kissing booth. There’s only one thing ya gotta do…and hey, we have to make sure you’re ready for the public!_ Just a dollar! And believe me, it’ll be worth it! (I gave all the guys a test run out back last night and determined that we needed to practice all night so we were ready to open in the morning :D) You will not get cheated out of your money on this sca…I, uh, this little bit of carnival fun. As manager (and a customer!) I guarantee that these kisses are juicy and jam-packed with…well, whatever good kisses are jam-packed with! And lots of tongue! (Make a note of that guys) So step right up! And Kiss A Doper! ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/2 "2001-11-04T16:31:23Z")
I’ll volunteer to give kisses out on the guy side, but nobody gets the toungue except for **BoiToi**. 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/3 "2001-11-04T16:34:23Z")
Aaaaaaalrighty then! **Attrayant** , you can take up on the guys side. Now we sit and wait for our first sucke…customer. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/4 "2001-11-04T17:30:42Z")
I would be honored to be your first customer **ladyfoxfyre**. How much for a kiss that will curl my toes and leave me breathless? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/5 "2001-11-04T17:35:01Z")
Just a dollar, but tips are appreciated 😃 :::Grabs **Verrain** by the face and pulls him close to her, forcefully planting one of the most intense kisses deep inside his mouth. ::: How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/6 "2001-11-04T17:50:06Z")
You are going to gargle and rinse between kisses, right? ::digs around in wallet:: Do you have change for a twenty? ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/7 "2001-11-04T17:50:12Z")
Eyes glazed, shirt rumpled, and his face locked in a silly grin, **Verrain** takes out his wallet, carefully removes a one dollar bill, and hands the wallet to **ladyfoxfyre**. “Call me.” He murmurs wandering down the street in a happy daze. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/8 "2001-11-04T17:52:16Z")
:::turns around and gives Scope a good swishing around::: Thanks for your donation **Verrain** , come back soon! Now **Shibb** , change for a twenty? All I have is a $1 so far, can we make do with that? Or do you mind taking change in something other than money? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/9 "2001-11-04T17:54:29Z")
:::chasing **Verrain** down the street with a wallet::: Uh, sweetie I think you forgot something. :::hands him the wallet, takes the one dollar bill from his hand, and gives him another kiss for the road::: 😉 You will be coming back, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/10 "2001-11-04T18:02:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*:::turns around and gives Scope a good swishing around::: > Thanks for your donation **Verrain** , come back soon! > > Now **Shibb** , change for a twenty? All I have is a $1 so far, can we make do with that? Or do you mind taking change in something other than money? 😃 \*\* I am sure we can work something out. Right now I need a really big “good luck Bucs” kiss!! Quick, they’re just about to kickoff. ---
**Author:** ![Darkscyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@Darkscyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkscyde)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/11 "2001-11-04T18:06:13Z")
Hey…I don’t wanna kiss…but my friend does…\ He needs some good lovin and if a dollar will do it then…well what are friends for? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/12 "2001-11-04T18:34:20Z")
Sorry **Shibb** , I was watching kickoff not checking here. :::grabs **Shibb** by the waist and gives him a big kiss straight on the face, wraps her right leg around his hips::: :::still kissing **Shibb** …::: :::sorry to people waiting in line:::: Okay. That should make the Bucs win. As for **Darkscyde** …well, I don’t quite know what to do about **Esprix**. Drag him in here and we’ll see if we can get him hooked up. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/13 "2001-11-04T19:13:41Z")
See **Shibb**? I kiss you, and Dave Moore scores a touchdown. What do you think would happen if we had sex right now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/14 "2001-11-04T19:39:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*See **Shibb**? I kiss you, and Dave Moore scores a touchdown. What do you think would happen if we had sex right now? 😃 \*\* Well, I’m guessing that I would be arrested. 😉 I think the Bucs intercepted Favre right about the time I read the “kiss” post. Then the seven year old Packer fan next door came over (wearing his Marshall Faulk jersey) and now we’re all downstairs watching the game. I’ll take 10-7 Bucs at the half. Kewl! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/15 "2001-11-04T19:44:10Z")
_smacksmack_ \< **ts** licks his lips, ensuring there plump moistness for premium kissability.\> _Gotta make sure y’all get your monies worth._ ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/16 "2001-11-04T19:48:44Z")
Hmmmmm…I predict a surge in business. Me first! ::slams a shiny silver dollar down on the counter:: Pucker up. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/17 "2001-11-04T20:04:02Z")
From now on, let’s make sure we clarify who you’re paying for here. I’m assuming **Juniper** wants **think** , so I’ll let you two go. Wait, I’ll take the dollar. Then I’ll let you two go. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/18 "2001-11-04T20:09:26Z")
[Pepe] Where are you pigeon, I am looking for you… Quelle-est - Le belle femme Doper fatale… Ahhh, my leettle darleeng, eet ees love at first sight, ees eet not? No? _mwua_smooch_smack_swack\*\* [/Pepe] ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/19 "2001-11-04T20:12:30Z")
Oh…Oh my! I… ::thud:: ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/20 "2001-11-04T20:13:10Z")
:: watches Ahman Green go long for a TD :: Crikey!! :: quickly pulls out another twenty :: Hey **lady**!! Quick, the boys in pewter need some inspiration! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=2)