# Straight Dope Kissing Booth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439 "2001-11-04T16:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/21 "2001-11-04T20:14:26Z")
(BTW, does mouth-to-mouth resuscitation cost extra? I sure hope not. I’m out of shiny silver dollars.) ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/22 "2001-11-04T20:21:09Z")
Say…can I throw out a couple’a bucks? **Juni** , you’re covered for a while. Let’s make these count! ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/23 "2001-11-04T20:22:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\* > You will be coming back, right? 😃 \*\* I would have been back sooner but I had to find an oxygen tank. 😃 **Verrain** lays out a five and gives himself a spritz of Binaca. Round two if you please, milady. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/24 "2001-11-04T20:24:53Z")
Heavens! If we keep going at this rate, we can have the economy booming again in no time. So just remember: every time you _don’t_ kiss me, the terrorists have won. ::mwah!:: ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/25 "2001-11-04T20:44:42Z")
Well I can see I’m not needed here… I’m going home. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/26 "2001-11-04T21:50:51Z")
Aww…Dammit!!! **ShibbOleth** , this is all your fault. You wouldn’t have sex with me, that’s why the Bucs lost! I was busy watching Brad Johnson fumble a spike. Back to business… It looks like **Verrain** might single-handedly fund the rest of the booth. :::wraps her arms around **Verrain** ’s neck and pulls him close. Looks him deep in the eyes, gives him her “I’m being bad” look and smiles, then kisses him passionately::: I hope that’s worth the money. Hell, I think you should stick around behind the booth to keep me in practice. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/27 "2001-11-04T21:52:00Z")
**Attrayant** …come back here… Even if you’re not working, you can still be a customer 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/28 "2001-11-04T21:55:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > **Aww…Dammit!!! ShibbOleth, this is all your fault. You wouldn’t have sex with me, that’s why the Bucs lost! I was busy watching Brad Johnson fumble a spike.** > > /B] Okay, okay, I’ll have sex\* with you. Anything to help the Bucs win on the road. I wonder what prison food tastes like? [SUB]\*The way the Bucs season is going, we may have to spend a week at it and invent some new positions.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/29 "2001-11-04T21:59:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*_Okay, okay, I’ll have sex_ with you. Anything to help the Bucs win on the road. I wonder what prison food tastes like? > > [SUB]\*The way the Bucs season is going, we may have to spend a week at it and invent some new positions.[/sub] \*\* Ah, lighten up Shibb. Even if it is your fault that the Bucs lost. A whole week? You’ll have to lay down more than a dollar for that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/30 "2001-11-04T22:05:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > **Ah, lighten up Shibb. Even if it is your fault that the Bucs lost.** I maintain that the Bucs lost because of that smarmy next door neighbor kid. > [@](#): > > \*\* > A whole week? You’ll have to lay down more than a dollar for that. 😃 \*\* I have a whole bunch of left over Halloween candy (lollipops, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, Smarties, Skittles, Baby Ruths). Would that cover it? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/31 "2001-11-04T22:10:15Z")
> [@](#): > > I maintain that the Bucs lost because of that smarmy next door neighbor kid. Smarmy is such a wonderful word. It amazes me that more people don’t use it. Alright, we’ll blame it on the smarmy kid. Works for me. I still think it was because you wouldn’t sleep with me though. > [@](#): > > I have a whole bunch of left over Halloween candy (lollipops, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, Smarties, Skittles, Baby Ruths). Would that cover it? Yes, we can have some fun with those. We could probably work something out. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/32 "2001-11-04T23:30:04Z")
Kissing booth, eh? Bucs, eh? Well, don’t let it be said that I’m not one to help out a friend in need. _slams a fiver down on the table in front of **ladyfoxfyre** _ How much does THAT get me? ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/33 "2001-11-04T23:46:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > **We need some Gentlemen to participate, unless all of you ladies out there don’t mind settling for a kiss from me.😉** I wouldn’t call it _settling_ for a kiss. Now move aside, gentlemen… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/34 "2001-11-04T23:52:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > > **We need some Gentlemen to participate, unless all of you ladies out there don’t mind settling for a kiss from me.😉** > > I wouldn’t call it _settling_ for a kiss. > > Now move aside, gentlemen… \*\* How much to just watch? ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/35 "2001-11-04T23:54:39Z")
Now, let’s not be vulgarians. \ ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/36 "2001-11-05T00:10:59Z")
Haha! Awesome. **bouv** , the game’s over hun, but hey, a fiver you say? Pucker up baby. :::walks up to **bouv** , steps up on her tippy toes (cause I’m assuming you’re tall for some reason), tilts her head back and gives him the ride of his life:::: And **andygirl** as well? Fun fun fun. :::wraps her arms around **andygirl** , bends her backwards over one knee and goes after her, gently moving my tongue about around hers:::: How’s that guys? Shibb? You owe me at least $5 for that. Not that I didn’t enjoy it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/37 "2001-11-05T02:34:38Z")
(note: I’m only 6’ tall) _walks away, pauses as he sees andygirl walk over to booth, turns around just in time to see the two walk into the private booth_ Ah nuts… ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/38 "2001-11-05T02:41:24Z")
This is prostitution and I will have no part in it! psst…what can i get for a 50? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/39 "2001-11-05T02:46:07Z")
And **bouv** , I’m only 5’4". **Jelly** , this is a _kissing booth_. I don’t know what you’re suggesting, but I will have no part in it. Fortunately, some of our other employees are not so prudish as I. Do you have any specific needs to be met? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/40 "2001-11-05T02:47:50Z")
> [@](#): > > And **bouv** , I’m only 5’4". I meant to add after that, “Pretty much everyone is tall compared to me.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=3)