# Straight Dope Kissing Booth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439 "2001-11-04T16:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/41 "2001-11-05T02:59:46Z")
I’d plunk down a buck to try to get in on some of that thinksnow action, but I don’t think he’d kiss me. I am pretty sure that on OhDope weekend, even though I was 1000 miles away, he heard my barking laugh of joy when I saw the OSU-Penn State score. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/42 "2001-11-05T03:08:10Z")
Oh, honey, you can kiss me. Here, let me turn around and lift my kilt… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/43 "2001-11-05T03:10:37Z")
(wanders over, naked, splashed with paint and Mazola, carrying a purple bunny and a mug of coffee) **lady** , I don’t seem to have any money on me…can I owe you? Or will you take service in trade? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/44 "2001-11-05T03:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\* > > And **andygirl** as well? Fun fun fun. > :::wraps her arms around **andygirl** , bends her backwards over one knee and goes after her, gently moving my tongue about around hers:::: > > How’s that guys? Shibb? You owe me at least $5 for that. Not that I didn’t enjoy it 😃 \*\* Here’s ten, keep the change. It was worth it! ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/45 "2001-11-05T03:37:42Z")
I got a twenty spot burning a hole in my pocket. After all, I did win $200 at the casinos today **and** I walked away with it. Sorry, the mall got the rest of it. I’d like to make a reservation. Or maybe two or three. This is gonna take a while, after all. ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/46 "2001-11-05T04:07:13Z")
Steps in behind \*\* Sophie\*\* and eagerly says… “I need a hammer, I am busting out the piggy bank cuz it looks like **SNOW** ” :o ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/47 "2001-11-05T04:36:43Z")
**Sophie** , if you think you’re ready, step on up, sweetness. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/48 "2001-11-05T05:44:17Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Attrayant** _ > > I’ll volunteer to give kisses out on the guy side, but nobody gets the toungue except for **BoiToi**. Hey! HEY! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by **Darkscyde** > > Hey…I don’t wanna kiss…but my friend does…\ He needs some good lovin and if a dollar will do it then…well what are friends for? Hey! HEY! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/49 "2001-11-05T09:11:39Z")
_sits forlornly on the sidelines_ don’t think anyone wants to kiss a tabbycat… and i was saving up for something like this, too… ☹ _stares enviously at all the kissing Dopers_ ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/50 "2001-11-05T12:39:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*_sits forlornly on the sidelines_ > > don’t think anyone wants to kiss a _tabbycat_… and i was saving up for something like this, too… ☹ > > _stares enviously at all the kissing Dopers_ \*\* I just HAD to pop in. Really. Now, tuck those fangs nicely out of the way… 😃 . . . . And **NO** biting! _::Nibble::_ ---
**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/51 "2001-11-05T15:58:46Z")
\ Excuse me, could someone direct me to the… \ …ah. Er - pardon me. Sorry, I was trying to find my way to a different thread. \ \ I’ll, erm…just go and ask somewhere else. As you’re busy. \ Um… PT ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/52 "2001-11-05T18:37:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\ ***Sophie** , if you think you’re ready, step on up, sweetness. \*\* If **I** think **I’m** ready? If I **think** I’m **ready**? Sugarpie, you would not be able to walk afterwards. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/53 "2001-11-05T19:22:06Z")
**bouv** : > [@](#): > > _slams a fiver down on the table in front of **ladyfoxfyre** _ > > How much does THAT get me? It gets you a trip to the ER! Someone slams me down, I slam back! (Hmph! And in front of **ladyfoxfyre** , no less!) ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/54 "2001-11-05T23:41:25Z")
I’d like a kiss! [sub]Um, but I’m a little shy…[/sub] How about if I just had you my credit card? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/55 "2001-11-06T00:25:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally gasped by **Sophie** _ > Sugarpie, you would not be able to walk afterwards. 😉 Sure, sure, talk, talk. I think I’ve got something to stiffle that chatter \*riiiiight here. Mmmumph-mmmm\*. Good bubble-gum, eh? Now, about this kiss you think you’re woman enough to handle… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/56 "2001-11-06T00:28:03Z")
**galen** , I’ll take a service, but…that does depend on what service it is. No window washing, or dusting or vacuuming or anything like that. 😃 **Shibb** , glad you enjoyed it. I seem to have run **andygirl** off though. Oh, **PT** , don’t be so quick to leave. I’m sure you can have some fun in here. For now it’s the Kissing Booth, soon it will become **Ladyfoxfyre’s Whore House** **Lightnin’** , who do you fancy a kiss from? And yes, we do take MasterCard, Visa, Express and Discover. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/57 "2001-11-06T01:06:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\ ***galen** , I’ll take a service, but…that does depend on what service it is. No window washing, or dusting or vacuuming or anything like that. 😃 > \*\* Well, let’s see… Demonstrated talents of body painting, massage, and vacuuming bunnies…forget the last, unless you have an infestation. Why don’t we start with the massage, and just go where the spirit moves us? ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/58 "2001-11-06T03:50:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally cranked out by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally gasped by **Sophie** _ > > Sugarpie, you would not be able to walk afterwards. 😉 > > Sure, sure, talk, talk. I think I’ve got something to stiffle that chatter \*riiiiight here. > > Mmmumph-mmmm\*. > > Good bubble-gum, eh? > > Now, about this kiss you think you’re woman enough to handle… \*\* :: pops a big, pink bubble just seconds away from **snow’s** face, hands on hips, head cocked to the side:: Bring it. I’m paying for a service, and all I’m getting is back talk. Isn’t there some kind of satisfaction-guaranteed, warranty-type-thing on the kisses received in this booth? I’d like to see a manager. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/59 "2001-11-06T04:03:29Z")
**ladyfoxfyre** Is there an age limit to this thing? Would you mind kissing this shy 15 year old? Even if it is just a little one. I’ve got a dollar. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/60 "2001-11-06T05:38:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Incredulously blathered by the lovely Sophie \*\* > Bring it. > > I’m paying for a service, and all I’m getting is back talk. Isn’t there some kind of satisfaction-guaranteed, warranty-type-thing on the kisses received in this booth? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew the **ThinkSnow Satisfaction Guarantee[sup]TM[/sup]**: [ul]If, for some unfathomable reason, you find yourself un-sated, I’ll come back as often as your body is able to handle it until you are reduced to a quivering puddle. Your satisfaction is my guarantee.[/ul] So, now that we’ve gotten _that_ out of the way… \< **ts** leans in and brushes the hair from **Sophie** s face, grazing her ear and gently tickling her neck as he leans her face up toward his.\> \ _Patience, dear. Patience,_ he teases. Glancing touches of his lips on hers, pulling away slightly every time she leans forward, seaching for him. \*We have plenty of time, don’t rush this. Trust me. \* \< **ts** leans in again…\> [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=4)