# Straight Dope Kissing Booth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439 "2001-11-04T16:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/61 "2001-11-06T05:41:37Z")
Do I need to present a receipt to cash in on this guarantee? Because I’m afraid that that Pepe LePew crap I wound up with just doesn’t stack up. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/62 "2001-11-06T05:56:49Z")
Um…uh…[sub]shit[/sub]. Okay, see, I was just tending to the others while you recovered from your “[mouth-to-mouth](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1787843#post1787843) [resuscitation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1787852#post1787852).” Dear, sweet **Juniper** , fret not one hair on your pretty little head. I feel bad that you were concerned, though, so I’ll have to ensure that you aren’t able to speak, much less walk, after this next encounter. Fair enough? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/63 "2001-11-06T06:08:09Z")
Well, I’ll have to think it over… … [sub][sup]Okay[/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/64 "2001-11-06T06:17:27Z")
_plops down 5 bucks on the table_ I’m feeling a little generous today, to whose luxurious lips do I owe the honor of kissing? well, don’t everyone rush at once 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/65 "2001-11-06T07:01:01Z")
In Honor of Calvin: Heath sets up his booth and hangs out the sign “A swift Kick in the Butt: 1 dollar” Loads of ppl needing it nowadays ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/66 "2001-11-06T09:00:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tabby\_Cat \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > > \*\*_sits forlornly on the sidelines_ > > > > don’t think anyone wants to kiss a _tabbycat_… and i was saving up for something like this, too… ☹ > > > > _stares enviously at all the kissing Dopers_ \*\* > > I just HAD to pop in. Really. Now, tuck those fangs nicely out of the way… 😃 > > . > . > . > . > > And **NO** biting! _::Nibble::_ \*\* ohhhhhh… _swoons_ _MMMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!_ ---
**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/67 "2001-11-06T11:38:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > Oh, **PT** , don’t be so quick to leave. I’m sure you can have some fun in here. For now it’s the Kissing Booth, soon it will become **Ladyfoxfyre’s Whore House** :eek: I’ve heard about this sort of thread. My mother used to warn me about this. \ Guess I ought to stick around. Surely the nicest kiss to receive is a well-deserved compliment which touches your heart. Unfortunately, **ladyfoxfyre** , you leave me so breathless I am unable to mouth one worthy of you… [sub]…plus I’m all out of change.[/sub] 😃 PT Memo to self: Tuck in **then** zip up. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/68 "2001-11-06T23:57:32Z")
**galen** , sounds like fun to me. Massage you say? **Mudshark** , no age limit here. If you’ve got a dollar, pucker up youngin’. **modro** , you can kiss anyone you like. Drag someone in off the street, just so long as I get the money. 😃 **PT** , you’re sweet. So is that a yes, or a no? And BTW, yes, this is the thread your mother warned you about. And I am the girl she warned you about. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/69 "2001-11-07T03:21:36Z")
_puts a dollar on the table and waits for my turn_ ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/70 "2001-11-07T03:56:26Z")
:::grabs **Mudshark** ’s dollar and shoves it in her back pocket, leans down (because you’re probably shorter than me. Wait. 15 year old guy. Probably still taller than me) turns up and smooches **Mudshark** deeply, then pats him on the head and smiles::: Heheh…just kidding kiddo. You’re a cutie. Come back and I’ll give you one for half price. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/71 "2001-11-07T04:28:30Z")
😃😃 _gets in line again with a handful cash_ ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/72 "2001-11-07T04:34:27Z")
Thank you boys, and girls, and be sure to tell your friends about **Ladyfoxfyre’s Whore Hou** …er, **The Straight Dope Kissing Booth**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/73 "2001-11-07T05:07:32Z")
Hi, I hope you’re not closed yet! I haven’t had a kiss since, well, last time I was here. And I really need a good goodnight kiss. Something that’ll make me want to go to bed and keep me from falling asleep, or at least rolling off the bed. Whaddya say, **Foxy** , think you can deliver, or do I need to find a substitute? ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/74 "2001-11-07T05:12:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\ ***galen** , sounds like fun to me. Massage you say? > > \*\* Yes indeedy. External or internal? 😉 Just you slide on over here and I’ll work on your tensions. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/75 "2001-11-07T05:17:11Z")
I’d gladly give a dollar for nothing more than a reassuring hug. Y’see, I have three tests this week… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/76 "2001-11-07T06:01:03Z")
::_sidles up to booth_:: Well, I would be happy to pay $1 for a kiss, but as you can see, I’m still [naked](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96113). Tell me - will you take a raincheck? Or perhaps issue credit? ::_bats eyelashes appealingly_:: ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/77 "2001-11-07T06:08:26Z")
Well, of course you’re naked, you’re in the shower. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/78 "2001-11-07T06:19:14Z")
and now I’m fresh and pure as the driven snow. 😃 So, about that kiss… ::_puckers expectantly_:: ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/79 "2001-11-07T06:23:59Z")
From me, or **ladyfoxfyre**? I’d be more than happy to oblige, of course… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/80 "2001-11-07T06:25:50Z")
no offense to **lady** of course, but I sort of prefer my kisses from boys… ::_bats eyelashes, puckers lips_:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=5)