# Straight Dope Kissing Booth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439 "2001-11-04T16:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/81 "2001-11-07T06:33:41Z")
**alice** (left hand cradling the back of your head, right hand under your chin, tilting your head back, then trailing down the length of your throat, then down to the small of your back. Lips touch gently at first, then more fiercely, as hunger grows and inhibitions burn away) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/82 "2001-11-07T06:36:01Z")
_gaaaah_ Ahem. Well, that was nice. I think I have $20 in my other pants if your free for a few minutes… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/83 "2001-11-07T06:42:39Z")
Well, why don’t we agree to meet [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1796814#post1796814)? ---
**Author:** ![Re\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Re\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Re_PT)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/84 "2001-11-07T10:22:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > **PT** , you’re sweet. So is that a yes, or a no? And BTW, yes, this is the thread your mother warned you about. And I am the girl she warned you about. 😃 That’s me - contains more saccharine goodness than a whole truckload of Twinkies. Yep, I’m definitely full of it. 🙂 \ Is it me, or does everything seem to happen when I’m away from my PC? Darn time zone differences! Well. Since I’m here, and since you asked so nicely…I trust the proceeds are going to a suitable charity? [sub]Viagra research?[/sub] I shall try and find some money. \ As it so happens I’ve just changed some quids into dollars, so I do have a few to spare [sub]and the Uni’s footing the bill[/sub]. A quick peck on the cheek should suffice, anything more and I might faint… By the way, did you notice that someone seems to be replacing your **Kissing booth** banner with a large neon sign of a couple of scantily clad people doing… \ …something which I can’t quite make out. Although those last two words do seem highly appropriate. \ And there’s someone over there who’s looking for you to sign for a delivery of several kingsize beds. \ This **is** the thread I was warned about! [sup]Goodie![/sup] PT [sub]If you are the girl my mother warned me about perhaps I’d better get your details, just so I can make sure I avoid you…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/85 "2001-11-07T23:44:09Z")
**Shibb** : Pah! You wish to replace the original? Do you think that the generic brand of Coca Cola is “just as good” as the REAL THING? You are sorely mistaken sir. And can I deliver? Would I have been in business this long if I didn’t? **alice\_in\_wonderland** : Too bad. I would have enjoyed a go at you. **galen** : Ah, both please. 😃 **PT** : Fine. You’re a chicken though. :::turns **PT** ’s head to the side and gives him a peck on the cheek::: That was boring. Nobody order any of those anymore, okay? _NEXT!_ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/86 "2001-11-07T23:56:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > **And can I deliver? Would I have been in business this long if I didn’t?** You deliver? _Excellent_! Can I dial 1-888- **FOX-FYRE**? [sub]I hope this comes with one of those “delivered HOT and FRESH to your door in 30 minutes or it’s on us” kind of deals!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/87 "2001-11-08T00:57:18Z")
Oh sweetie, it’s _aaaalways_ hot and fresh 😃 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/88 "2001-11-08T02:03:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*Oh sweetie, it’s _aaaalways_ hot and fresh 😃 \*\* 😃 Y’all will excuse us for a bit… (Picks up **ladyfoxfyre** , disappears in the direction of all those beds that were dropped off…) ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/89 "2001-11-08T02:32:22Z")
:::blushes and fans herself lightly:::: Why **galen**! I just wouldn’t be a proper _lady_ if I… ::🤔:: What the hell, I’ve never been a proper lady in my entire life, why start now?!? Off to the bedroom furniture! [sub]And possibly the kitchen, and living room, and showers too those are fun…wait, I’m getting ahead of myself…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/90 "2001-11-08T02:43:20Z")
Why not explore the whole furniture warehouse? 'Spose we ought to leave something for later, though…the swing set, or the kitchen table, or something… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/91 "2001-11-08T23:32:35Z")
Well seeing how I am about to go out of business because you have _kidnapped the merchandise_ you’d better let me get back to work! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/92 "2001-11-08T23:37:50Z")
Sheesh, **Galen** , quit hogging the merchandise or I shall be forced to ask you to step outside. Hi, **foxy** , how are you doing? Just let me know when you’re ready to give it a go again. I popped by the ATM on the way to your booth… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/93 "2001-11-08T23:45:40Z")
Well I do hope you made a large withdrawal. I’ve decided that I need some real-life action, badly, so I’m going to go give [g]foxboy\*\* a call and I’ll check riiiiight back with you guys… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/94 "2001-11-08T23:47:38Z")
Gah! I swear, typing is not coming easily to me today. **foxboy**. That’s what I meant. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/95 "2001-11-09T01:49:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Sheesh, **Galen** , quit hogging the merchandise or I shall be forced to ask you to step outside. > > Hi, **foxy** , how are you doing? Just let me know when you’re ready to give it a go again. I popped by the ATM on the way to your booth… \*\* (walks out, staightening tie) Sorry, **Shibb** , old bean. Just got caught up in the moment. Won’t happen again. (wanders off towards work) ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/96 "2001-11-09T01:53:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Sorry, Shibb, old bean. Just got caught up in the moment. Won’t happen again. B-b-b-but…wait…won’t…happen…again? Bu-but, why not? I liked it… ::: pouts::: ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/97 "2001-11-09T01:57:36Z")
Ah, you misunderstood, **lady**. I meant my monopolizing of your sweet self. I’m “up” for a return session at any time. I just don’t want to get into any shoving matches with **Shibboleth** ; he seems like a cool dude. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/98 "2001-11-09T02:01:50Z")
Two guys fighting over me? Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/99 "2001-11-09T02:04:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > **[over megaphone]_I’d like to see Crunchy Frog(ya slut) \ behind the booth for applications into the kissing booth. There’s only one thing ya gotta do…and hey, we have to make sure you’re ready for the public!_** Sorry I’m late, I just now saw this thread. I probably missed out on all the hot chicks too. But **ladyfoxfyre** , calling me a slut? That cuts me to the core, it does. I’m very sensitive you know. ☹ Maybe a kiss would help me feel better… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/100 "2001-11-09T02:07:44Z")
Awww, **Crunchy** , you know I love ya. A kiss? Well, I suppose if I must…😃 :::reaches over the table for **Crunchy** and locks her lips to his, embracing him around his neck::: Am I forgiven? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=6)