# Straight Dope Kissing Booth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439 "2001-11-04T16:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/101 "2001-11-09T02:14:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*:::reaches over the table for **Crunchy** and locks her lips to his, embracing him around his neck::: > > Am I forgiven? \*\* Oh hell yeah! I’ll get behind the booth if any women (or a couple guys who may go that way - what the hell I’m open minded and it’s just a kiss) happen to stop by. I hope someone shows up to kiss me though, or else I may just have to practice on **ladyfoxfyre** all day. Hang on, I’m really not seeing a down side all of a sudden… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/102 "2001-11-09T03:11:55Z")
::Walks up to the booth, Babe Ruth autographed baseball in hand. Looks at **Crunchy Frog** and smiles:: What will THIS get me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/103 "2001-11-09T03:16:55Z")
Practicing on me…all day? Now, you did read what I wrote to **galen** , didn’t you? About hogging the merchandise? But between the two of you and **Shibb** , [sub]and hopefully Verrain…[/sub] I’m _sure_ we can come up with an interesting compromise 😃 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/104 "2001-11-09T03:22:40Z")
_sigh_ I’m out of the picture for the night, I fear. Time to go to work. (walks slowly away, kicking at stones…) _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/105 "2001-11-09T03:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*::Walks up to the booth, Babe Ruth autographed baseball in hand. Looks at **Crunchy Frog** and smiles:: > > What will THIS get me? 😉 \*\* As soon as we can verify that that _is_ an actual Babe Ruth autographed baseball (none of my autographed baseballs are unverified), that will get you an enitre week in Froggyville, and once in Froggyville, the details are too intense to be described here. That’s right, you read it here first. I will whore myself out for a baseball singed by a fat dead guy. I have no pride. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre_ > Practicing on me…all day? Now, you did read what I wrote to galen, didn’t you? About hogging the merchandise? > But between the two of you and Shibb, [sub]and hopefully Verrain…[/sub] I’m sure we can come up with an interesting compromise.\*\* Well, **galen’s** gone and I’ll need _someone_ to keep my lips warm when I’m not fulfilling my kissing booth duties. I can’t think of a better person to help me with that. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/106 "2001-11-09T03:36:11Z")
You will whore yourself out for a baseball singed by a dead guy? Do you make certain requests or will you take any song? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/107 "2001-11-09T03:39:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*You will whore yourself out for a baseball singed by a dead guy? Do you make certain requests or will you take any song? \*\* It took three readings of this post before I saw the typo. Let me rephrase that: I will whore myself out for a baseball _signed_ by a fat dead guy. Smart ass. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/108 "2001-11-09T03:43:00Z")
::Hands **Crunchy** the Certificate of Authenticity and shows him the hologram sticker on the ball:: Now, a whole week? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/109 "2001-11-09T03:44:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*You will whore yourself out for a baseball singed by a dead guy? Do you make certain requests or will you take any song? \*\* Actually, that would a baseball sung by a dead guy. If it were singed, it could have been him lighting his farts or something. Or maybe very bad morning breath. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/110 "2001-11-09T03:47:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*::Hands **Crunchy** the Certificate of Authenticity and shows him the hologram sticker on the ball:: > > Now, a whole week? 😉 \*\* Don’t get in a hurry. I need to verify the Certificate of Authenticity with the company that it claims to be from (which company would that be BTW?). And with an autograph as old as Babe Ruth, I’m going to want to take this to an impartial third party for handwriting analysis. I’ve been collecting these things for a while now, I’m not just going to accept a ball cuz it comes with a piece of paper. I didn’t fall off the turnip truck just yesterday you know. How about while I do all this, you plunk down a dollar, get your kiss, and stop holding up the line… Er, um, the line that will be forming any minute now that is… hopefully. Where’s my line? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/111 "2001-11-09T03:56:14Z")
So, m’ **lady** , since it appears that Sir **Crunchy** is presently otherwise engaged, I have a small question for you: Are you still wearing the jeans full of little [assholes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1803907#post1803907)? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/112 "2001-11-09T04:04:05Z")
::Hands Crunchy a twenty and licks her lips:: ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/113 "2001-11-09T23:23:01Z")
Yes, since **hardygrrl** seems to be moving in on _my_ merchandise… Yes, my jeans always have little holes in them. Why do you ask? Are you looking at my ass? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/114 "2001-11-09T23:26:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*Yes, my jeans always have little holes in them. Why do you ask? Are you looking at my ass? \*\* Hehehe… And the holes are all tongue sized! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/115 "2001-11-09T23:49:48Z")
::Sighs and takes her twenty back, tucking it into her bra:: ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439/116 "2001-11-09T23:59:45Z")
Hahaha… **Crunchy** …yer funny there buddy… :::sigh:::: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-kissing-booth/91439.md?page=5)