# Straight Dope MAD LIBS part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 10, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884 "2002-04-10T19:26:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/1 "2002-04-10T19:26:24Z")
Okay, let’s see if we can get some better interraction this time around. Here’s how it works. I give you guys and gals a list of words from a picked out Mad Lib. You provide the words. I’m going to go through the list, and pick the first word I need from the first post, and move on from there. For example, say I need a noun, verb, adjective, and noun. Person A provides all of the above, as does person B and person C. I take the noun from A’s list, the verb from B’s list, the adjective from C’s list, and so on and so forth. I’ll give it two days to get all the words needed, then I’ll just head back to the top and start over. Then, I’ll post the end results. The current story is called **Nursery Rhymes**. Should be fun, here we go. Adjective Adverb Part of the body (plural) Part of the body (plural) Adjective Noun Verb Type of Liquid Noun Verb ending in “ing” Noun Adjective Adjective Plural noun Plural noun Noun Verb (past tense) Part of the body (plural) Adjective Verb Noun Adjective ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/2 "2002-04-10T19:44:07Z")
OK, here are a few: Adjective: flaccid Adverb: loudly Part of the body(plural): cojones Part of the body(plural): eyeballs Adjective: spunky Noun: olive pit Verb: tease Liquid: PineSol Who’s up next? RR ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/3 "2002-04-10T19:53:37Z")
I’'ll be next! Noun: Phlegmball Verb ending in “ing”: grunting Noun: Crackwhore Adjective: jiggly Adjective: flatulent Plural noun: flaps Take it, somebody! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/4 "2002-04-10T20:00:59Z")
Noun: Acid Verb (past tense): Ate Part of the body (plural): ankles Adjective: gassy Verb: grab Noun: shelves Adjective: hairy ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/5 "2002-04-11T13:17:03Z")
Come on people…all the wacky minds here and only THREE responses? This is FUN!! ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/6 "2002-04-11T13:58:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El Elvis Rojo \* > \*\* > > Adjective > Adverb > Part of the body (plural) > Part of the body (plural) > Adjective > Noun > Verb > Type of Liquid > Noun > Verb ending in “ing” > Noun > Adjective > Adjective > Plural noun > Plural noun > Noun > Verb (past tense) > Part of the body (plural) > Adjective > Verb > Noun > Adjective \*\* Here’s my controbution! Good luck and have fun! _Fuzzy_ _Mindlessly_ _Kidneys_ _Ovaries_ _Bulbus_ _Box_ _Fume_ _Lysol_ _Aluminum foil_ _Clicking_ _Wood_ _Outrageous_ _Over sized_ _Curbs_ _Magnets_ _Knife_ _Slotted_ _Insoles_ _Smart_ _Sing_ _Litterbox_ _Dirty_ ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/7 "2002-04-11T20:07:19Z")
Adjective **ascititious** Adverb **betwixt** Part of the body (plural) **toes** Part of the body (plural) **nostrils** Adjective **effused** Noun **marasmus** Verb **bowdlerize** Type of Liquid **blood** Noun **dysentery** Verb ending in “ing” **bleating** Noun **invective** Adjective **litigious** Adjective **halcyon** Plural noun **fish** Plural noun **people** Noun **demulcent** Verb (past tense) **vouchsafed** Part of the body (plural) **guts** Adjective **timorous** Verb **strut** Noun **affidavit** Adjective **furious** ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/8 "2002-04-11T20:09:49Z")
Adjective… Irish Adverb … hopelessly Part of the body (plural) …pinkies Part of the body (plural)…nipples Adjective …ignorant Noun …motorcycle Verb …insult Type of Liquid …Nestles Quik Noun …frog Verb ending in “ing” …hyperventilating Noun …cigar Adjective …lazy Adjective …anti-Semitic Plural noun …cattle Plural noun …bazookas Noun …dictionary Verb (past tense) …flew Part of the body (plural)…sinuses Adjective …enormous Verb … burn Noun … donkey Adjective… malnourished ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/9 "2002-04-11T20:33:14Z")
So, **El Elvis** … when do we get our nursery rhyme, already??? ::impatiently tapping foot:: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/10 "2002-04-12T03:40:43Z")
Adjective---------------------ineloquent Adverb------------------------spasmodically Part of the body (plural)—cockles of the (his/her…do whatcha want) heart Part of the body (plural)—toenails Adjective----------------------profuse Noun----------------------------idiom Verb-----------------------------ejaculate Type of Liquid-------------------motor oil Noun-----------------------------1989 Pontiac Bonneville Verb ending in “ing”------------licking Noun-----------------------------floor tiles in the produce section Adjective-----------------------bucolic Adjective---------------------exhaustive Plural noun--------------------spurs Plural noun--------------------bung holes Noun--------------------------baseball bat Verb (past tense)-------------emancipated Part of the body (plural)-----scapulas Adjective----------------------incredulous Verb------------------------------amplify Noun---------------------------The Washington Monument Adjective---------------------- ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/11 "2002-04-12T03:41:46Z")
missed one adjective---------------moist ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/12 "2002-04-13T15:47:52Z")
When some flaccid school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped loudly into their ankles or were on the tip of thier ovaries, these were their effused answers: 1. Jack and Jill went up the phlegmball to insult a pail of motor oil. Jack fell down and boke his olive pit, and Jill came grunting after. 2. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your acid grow? With outrageous bells and halcyon shells and cattle all in a row. 3. Three blind bung holes, see how they run. They went after the crackwhore’s wife, who teased off their insoles with a gassy knife. Did you ever strut such a donkey in your life, as three moist mice. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs-part-2/102884/13 "2002-04-15T03:16:16Z")
That was, uh, weird… Hey, what happened to the smilies?