# Straight Dope MAD LIBS!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 11, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662 "2002-03-11T20:01:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/1 "2002-03-11T20:01:44Z")
Okay, I just bought a book of Mad Libs, and I feel we should play, so here’s how it goes. I’m going to give you the list of needed words. Reply and write as many as you’d like, but when I check back, I’m only going to take one word from each person to coincide with whatever word is missing. To clarrify, say I need an adjective, number, and noun. Person A gives me all three, and so does person B. I take the adjective from A and the number from B, that way everyone gets a chance to contribute. When I have everything I need, I’ll post the final story. The name of this particular one is Description of the Lovely Group that I am in. READY? OKAY!! Adjective Adjective Name of Person in Room (we’ll substitue “on Board”) Adverb Plural Noun Number Adjective Adverb Name of Person on Board Adjective Noun Name of Person on Board Noun Adjective A Liquid Adjective Adjective ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/2 "2002-03-11T20:31:49Z")
bibulous spork 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lesa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/3 "2002-03-12T01:04:52Z")
plural noun - Private detectives ---
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/4 "2002-03-12T01:08:56Z")
A liquid–urine ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/5 "2002-03-12T02:47:05Z")
Number - 23 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/6 "2002-03-12T03:19:53Z")
Just for the sake of completeness: Adjective : Slithy Adjective : Callipygian Name of Person on Board : **TubaDiva** Adverb : Splendiferously Plural Noun : Goatfelchers Number : [symbol]p[/symbol] Adjective : Pulchritudinous Adverb : Very Name of Person on Board : **Fenris** Adjective : Cybernetic Noun : Syzygy Name of Person on Board : **Qadgop the Mercotan** Noun : Mathom Adjective : Isothermal A Liquid : Neutronium Adjective : Stochastic Adjective : Embleer Hey, what sort of words did you expect, posting on this board? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/7 "2002-03-12T05:50:00Z")
Thank you **Chronos** for such a complete list, and for the rest of you for contributing. I don’t know, I thought something like this would be lots of fun for the board. So com one you peoples, get with it!! If you check out the board, all you have to do is hit reply and add some words. You all know how to do that, and it’s the most mindless reply you’ll ever have to post (well, for some of you anyway). I still need about twelve words, so get to it!!! ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/8 "2002-03-12T13:11:51Z")
ADJECTIVES: explosive astronomical bouncy BTW, I _love_ mad-libs, and I love you for doing this, as none of my RL friends will play with me anymore. ---
**Author:** ![crazy4chaucer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@crazy4chaucer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazy4chaucer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/9 "2002-03-12T13:22:45Z")
noun: borborygmus 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/10 "2002-03-12T13:32:20Z")
I don’t get it… never heard of ‘Mad Libs’. But I’ll try to play anyway. 🙂 Adjective : Asinine Adjective : Aesopian Name of Person on Board : El Elvis Rojo Adverb : Appropriately Plural Noun : Accordian-players Number : 42 Adjective : Antipodean Adverb : Anally Name of Person on Board : Journeyman Adjective : Antediluvian Noun : Aegis Name of Person on Board : lesa Noun : Agitpop Adjective : Apocryphal A Liquid : Arsenic Adjective : Ambulant Adjective : Aleatory ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/11 "2002-03-12T17:34:12Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t get it… never heard of ‘Mad Libs’. It’s a game for two or more players. You have a book with short, pointless stories in it, except many of the words are ommitted. You get things like “The other day, [person] and [person] went to the store, to buy some [noun].” One person reads the list of required words to everyone, and writes down the words that people suggest. When all the words are in, the finished story is read aloud. Since nobody has any idea how their words will be used, hilarity usually ensues. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/12 "2002-03-12T18:23:54Z")
Adjective - minor Adjective - Ruthian Name of Person in Room - Elenfair Adverb - sarcastically Plural Noun - Dobermans Number - 71 Adjective - throbbing Adverb - judiciously Name of Person on Board - manhattan Adjective - gastric Noun - spreader bar Name of Person on Board - Venoma Noun - EverQuest Adjective - Republican A Liquid - Sprite Adjective - unbelievable Adjective - flatulent ---
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/13 "2002-03-12T22:03:42Z")
May as well… Adjective–shrill Adjective – disgusting Name of Person in Room–Daowajan Adverb – quickly Plural Noun – butts Number – 9 Adjective – hideous Adverb – highly Name of Person on Board – Micheal Ellis Adjective – Happily Noun – poop Name of Person on Board --MusicGuy Noun – toilet Adjective – stinky Adjective – revolting Adjective-- fiery ---
**Author:** ![MaceMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@MaceMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaceMan)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/14 "2002-03-12T23:11:40Z")
Adjective --tender Adjective --slimy Name of Person in Room (we’ll substitue “on Board”)–Esprix Adverb --conspicuously Plural Noun --hemorrhoids Number --57 Adjective --curly Adverb --nastily Name of Person on Board --Guinastasia Adjective --frustrated Noun --condom Name of Person on Board– Noun --scar Adjective --vibrating A Liquid --bile Adjective --snooty Adjective --pickled ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/15 "2002-03-13T13:42:07Z")
Okay, well, not as many people responded as I thought, so I went through, got what I needed, then went back through and finished it off. Here we go We are having a perfectly bibulous time this evening in teh callipugian home of TubaDiva. The roomas are decorated appropriately with many stylish privae detectives that must have cost at least 23 dollars. The guests are all explosive conversationalists and are all sarcastically dressed. Michael Ellis has been entertaining us by telling about the time he showed his frustrated borborygmus to Music Guy, who mistook it for an early American spork. The refreshments are bouncy and the idea of serving urine on the rocks showed great ambulant imagination. Visiting here is always a flatulent experience. ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/16 "2002-03-13T23:08:18Z")
You know, I’ve heard that Michael Ellis’s borborygmus sort of _does_ look like an early American spork. Good job, **El Elvis Rojo** , thanks for the game. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-mad-libs/97662/17 "2002-03-14T02:23:30Z")
Elvis, give us a new one!!!