# Straight Dope People Pages

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284>\
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**Created:** [August 26, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284 "2019-08-26T22:03:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/1 "2019-08-26T22:03:27Z")

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I was reading some old threads and saw mention of the “People Pages”. Apparently this was a geocities site (originally run by the late and now-disgraced **WallyM7**? Not sure). Geocities went the way of the dodo, and I can’t seem to find a mirror with the images.

The original link was [Yahoo | Mail, Weather, Search, Politics, News, Finance, Sports & Videos](http://geocities.com/sdpeoplepages). The Internet Archive keeps a record of parts of the site [here](http://web.archive.org/web/20011005115022/http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages), but not the pictures.

Are the People Pages gone forever? Will I ever get to see **SwimmingRiddles** ’s dress?

~Max

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/2 "2019-08-27T02:08:03Z")

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WallyM7 did a lot things but keeping any sort of anything for us, no, I don’t think so. But that was a long time ago and I could be mistaken, there’s been a lot of blood under the bridge since those times.

If memory serves there have been two sets of Straight Dope Message Board People Pages. The first was housed on Arnold Winkleried’s old website. And I forget what happened, maybe his server crashed or something. And he started another page. Which you can find here.

[https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/gallery\_home.html](https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/gallery_home.html)

I don’t think Noodles is keeping track of this page anymore; when he retired as moderator he went on to do other things and has not kept up with us, sorry to say; I miss the hell out of him. So he’s not doing any updates.

Jenny  
your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

PS Where you do know Wally from?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/3 "2019-08-27T02:12:32Z")

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Didn’t OpalCat have a Teeming Millions page that allowed people to customize a page too?

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/4 "2019-08-27T16:54:13Z")

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The People Pages were actually created by SDMB member Shayna, not WallyM7. And, yes, Opal’s page did have that kind of functionality once upon a time.

And to tie some of this confusion together. . . Wally’s ‘death’ was announce by Arnold Winkelreid (who created the nouilles page listed above), after receiving a call or email from Shayna, who had received an email from Wally’s ‘daughter’ \*Amy about his ‘industrial accident.’

The People Pages suffered a meltdown, so the rumors/accusations went by: Apparently, at least one other person had the password for the People Pages. And one SDMB member, with mayhem in mind, wheedled the password out of another tech-savvy member who had it. The particular tech-savvy member had a penchant for alcohol, and so the story went it was while this member was a little sauced that the password got away. The rumor/accusation was that now armed with the password, sabotage ensued, and the People Pages got corrupted.

\*A lot of us suspect that Amy was really Wally, but we’ll never know.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/5 "2019-08-27T17:18:26Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Didn’t OpalCat have a Teeming Millions page that allowed people to customize a page too?

Now that you mention it, yes. G-d rest her.

Courtesy of [archive.org](http://archive.org):

> **[The Fabulous Forums of Fathom](https://web.archive.org/web/20110304173456/http://fff.fathom.org/forums/)**
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> This is a discussion forum of friendly people discussing just about anything!

Jenny  
your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/6 "2019-08-27T17:35:21Z")

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> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#):
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> The People Pages were actually created by SDMB member Shayna, not WallyM7. And, yes, Opal’s page did have that kind of functionality once upon a time.
> 
> And to tie some of this confusion together. . . Wally’s ‘death’ was announce by Arnold Winkelreid (who created the nouilles page listed above), after receiving a call or email from Shayna, who had received an email from Wally’s ‘daughter’ \*Amy about his ‘industrial accident.’
> 
> The People Pages suffered a meltdown, so the rumors/accusations went by: Apparently, at least one other person had the password for the People Pages. And one SDMB member, with mayhem in mind, wheedled the password out of another tech-savvy member who had it. The particular tech-savvy member had a penchant for alcohol, and so the story went it was while this member was a little sauced that the password got away. The rumor/accusation was that now armed with the password, sabotage ensued, and the People Pages got corrupted.
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> \*A lot of us suspect that Amy was really Wally, but we’ll never know.

OMG. I One of our greatest hits from 2001.

Wish Shayna the best, always; that’s what really matters. The rest, not so much.

“On the internet nobody knows you’re a dog.” True dat.

Jenny  
your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/7 "2019-08-27T22:54:29Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> PS Where you do know Wally from?

I was waist-deep in the archives and read about the “Wally tries Cybersex!” thread, his sudden death, and the subsequent take-down for plagiarism. I never found the original story (or tried to after learning it was plagiarized), but I found the original author’s [take on the incident](https://web.archive.org/web/20010805035036/http://www.epinions.com/content_1138991236) at the Internet Archive. The geocities archive I linked in the original post dedicates the People Pages to **WallyM7** ’s memory, so I thought he might have had a role in its original operation.

~Max

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/8 "2019-08-27T23:43:35Z")

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Wally was a lot of things to a lot of people. He was greatly loved and the saddest part about it is that he was such a disappointment to so many.

He wasn’t real but he hurt real people for his own selfish purpose.

That’s why we don’t like talking about him. For the most part he’s not worth mentioning.

Jenny  
your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/9 "2019-08-28T02:52:19Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> If memory serves there have been two sets of Straight Dope Message Board People Pages. The first was housed on Arnold Winkleried’s old website. And I forget what happened, maybe his server crashed or something. And he started another page. Which you can find here.
> 
> [https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/gallery\_home.html](https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/gallery_home.html)
> 
> I don’t think Noodles is keeping track of this page anymore; when he retired as moderator he went on to do other things and has not kept up with us, sorry to say; I miss the hell out of him. So he’s not doing any updates.

That’s the one I miss and still consult now and then. And it is one of the very few places online I have ever allowed my picture to appear. It felt that much like a community that it just seemed natural to me to join in.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-people-pages/839284/10 "2019-08-28T03:21:33Z")

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At its best, that’s what we try to foster, that sense of being and belonging.

We don’t always make it so and like all groups of people that are close together, sometime we agree to disagree and squabble and fight. Because it is a community of humans.

Dopers have been and done some very wonderful things over the years. There’s been times I’ve been so proud and so happy, times I’ve laughed so hard … I’ve also been saddened, been angered. Been hurt. But also been enlightened and lifted up too.

Dopers are the best.

Jenny  
your humble TubaDiva
