# Straight Dope Pre-WWW?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [January 25, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396 "2019-01-25T15:40:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Yaelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Yaelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yaelle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/1 "2019-01-25T15:40:30Z")

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I tried to search through here for this answer but my mind is still adjusting to the shock of changing from an iPhone 6 Plus to iPhone 6, and I may be missing things. (It’s like going from using a giant screen TV to a 13” B&W)

I noticed that The Straight Dope has been around since 1979 (?). What form did it take before the internet existed?

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/2 "2019-01-25T15:41:56Z")

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It was a newspaper column in alternate papers, like the Chicago Reader. Also, books of collected columns.

And it was 1973, not 1979.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/3 "2019-01-25T16:25:23Z")

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The original column may be gone, but it took the entire frickin’ internet to replace it.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/4 "2019-01-25T17:00:13Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> The original column may be gone, but it took the entire frickin’ internet to replace it.

The problem with fighting ignorance is ignorance fights back … and wins.

The WWW: spewing nonsense since 1991.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/5 "2019-01-27T13:30:10Z")

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Before the Web got really rolling, it was hosted on AOL for a while. I’d read one of the books (can’t remember which) and I remember [this](https://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/371/is-it-true-the-brontosaurus-never-really-existed/) column being the first one I stumbled across on AOL. I particularly remember the sentence, “O.C. was thus asking the world to believe, in essence, that a whole passel of camarasauruses came along, spied Mr. Bronto, noticed how much he looked like themselves, slipped him a mickey, sawed off his noodle, and dragged it along with them until such time as they too departed this vale of tears.”

I knew then The Perfect Master was my kind of teacher.

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/6 "2019-01-27T16:59:54Z")

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Informally, there was also a Usenet group, alt.fan.cecil-adams (which I am surprised to be surprised that it’s still active). I do not know when the control message creating that group was sent.

Edit: I know it was well estabished by 1993 when I found it, so there’s that.

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/7 "2019-01-27T17:07:19Z")

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Nope, after the edit window closed, 8 found that it was created in 1994.

> [@](#):
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> From jym@remarque.berkeley.edu Thu Feb 10 21:42:00 1994  
> Path: uunet!convex! [news.oc.com](http://news.oc.com)! [news.kei.com](http://news.kei.com)!sol.ctr.columbia.edu! [howland.reston.ans.net](http://howland.reston.ans.net)!agate!naughty-peahen  
> From: Jym Dyer \<jym@remarque.berkeley.edu\>  
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams.ctl  
> Subject: cmsg newgroup alt.fan.cecil-adams  
> Control: newgroup alt.fan.cecil-adams  
> Date: 11 Feb 1994 02:21:52 GMT  
> Organization: The Naughty Peahen Party Line  
> Lines: 4  
> Approved: Jym Dyer \<jym@remarque.berkeley.edu\>  
> Message-ID: \<Jym.10Feb1994.1821@naughty-peahen\>  
> NNTP-Posting-Host: remarque.berkeley.edu  
> Xref: uunet control:850072
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> For your newsgroups file: The omniscient columnist.
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> =o= This newsgroup was discussed on alt.config.  
> \<_Jym_\>

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/8 "2019-01-28T02:28:32Z")

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The first book of collected columns was published in 1984. It’s no longer in print, but used copies aren’t expensive.

1986 version: [https://smile.amazon.com/Straight-Dope-Cecil-Adams/dp/0345333152/ref=sr\_1\_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1548642313&sr=8-2&keywords=straight+dope](https://smile.amazon.com/Straight-Dope-Cecil-Adams/dp/0345333152/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1548642313&sr=8-2&keywords=straight+dope)

> **[The Straight Dope Series by Cecil Adams](https://www.goodreads.com/series/67759-the-straight-dope)**
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> The Straight Dope, More of the Straight Dope, Return of the Straight Dope: Still More from the Popular Newspaper Column, and The Straight Dope Tells All

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/9 "2019-01-28T17:02:15Z")

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I read the thread title as “Straight Dope Pre-WWII” and was imagining fierce debates about the New Deal and whether swing music was a tool of the privileged classes. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-pre-www/828396/10 "2019-01-29T20:28:51Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> I read the thread title as “Straight Dope Pre-WWII” and was imagining fierce debates about the New Deal and whether swing music was a tool of the privileged classes. :smack:

Your reading skills are getting as bad as mine. I tried to parse the title as having something to do with the Wobblies.
