# Straight Dope: the Musical

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-the-musical/393060>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 21, 2007, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-the-musical/393060 "2007-02-21T05:35:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-the-musical/393060/41 "2007-02-24T01:25:31Z")

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Can I be the guy who enters from stage left and masturbates like a motherfuck?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-the-musical/393060/42 "2007-02-24T02:57:13Z")

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At the end of Act II what started as a great debate crashes through a wall (a la Blazing Saddles) and ends up with everyone throwing flames at each other in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-the-musical/393060/43 "2007-02-24T06:14:32Z")

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At some point, one of the cast has to ask everyone in the audience how they chose their (user)names.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-the-musical/393060/44 "2007-02-24T06:18:46Z")

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I could have trolled all night,  
Been mean and cold all night,  
And still have baited more!  
I could have posted stings  
About a thousand things  
That made him such a bore!  
I’ll never know what made it so fulfilling…  
Why all at once the role was right.  
I only know when he  
Began to screw with me  
I could have trolled and trolled all night!

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