# Straight Dope

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope/736661>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 4, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope/736661 "2015-11-04T23:36:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![OffByOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/45deac/32.png) [@OffByOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OffByOne)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope/736661/41 "2015-11-06T15:16:11Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Small comfort probably, but we haven’t invented anything new lately. Same old left-right left-right shit.

Is THAT how it’s supposed to go?

I’ve been going right-left right-left.

Sheesh!

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope/736661/42 "2015-11-06T15:19:10Z")

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I miss dipping my zwiebach in my Bosco.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope/736661/43 "2015-11-06T15:25:02Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> How would we complain about mundane shit to strangers?

Mumble on the bus or a park bench, the old-fashioned way.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope/736661/44 "2015-11-06T15:27:26Z")

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> [@Gedd](#):
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> I know some people who walk left - together - right - together, but I think it’s because they’re kind of old.
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> Or in a wedding.

Or Laverne and Shirley.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope/736661/45 "2015-11-06T15:27:43Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> No internet?
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> How would we complain about mundane shit to strangers? The mail?

You’d use your cellphone silly.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope/736661/46 "2015-11-06T23:50:36Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> You know what I miss? Binaca. That stuff used to be everywhere!

I forgot about Binaca! Thought you meant Mick Jagger’s wife until I looked it up. Damn, the things you forget.

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