# Straight doper males - have you ever masturbated with another man? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047 "2009-12-04T23:40:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/21 "2009-12-05T12:44:08Z")
Nope. Chevy Chase said he did, though–in order to learn how. Cite: Playboy interview, ca. 1986. ---
**Author:** ![mecaenas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@mecaenas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mecaenas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/22 "2009-12-05T12:55:00Z")
No. By the very definition of “straight guys” this scenario wouldn’t happen, let alone be “normal”. The only guys who wind up masturbating with other guys are either gay or bisexual or in denial about being either of those two things. To a straight guy it sounds bizzare to suggest it. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/23 "2009-12-05T12:56:36Z")
Shit no. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/24 "2009-12-05T13:48:23Z")
No. Not even close. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/25 "2009-12-05T13:56:06Z")
Me and two buddies from school went away this year for a boys’ weekend away in Turkey, and shared a room in a hostel. One morning I woke up early and went to the bathroom. When I came out of the bathroom one of the guys was lying there choking his chicken. He had his iPod headphones in, so I assume he hadn’t heard me get up and assumed we were both still asleep, and decided to crack one off before we awoke. Headphones, shared room, masturbation: silly mistake. I have not let him forget this. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/26 "2009-12-05T15:52:32Z")
_Man_? No. But as a 12-year-old, I did spank it in the presence of the 14-year-old guy who introduced me to the pastime. And a year or so later in the presence of the guy my own age who I passed that knowledge along to. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/27 "2009-12-05T15:57:12Z")
Nope. Never. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/28 "2009-12-05T16:06:22Z")
I have not. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/29 "2009-12-05T16:20:08Z")
Does it count if there is a girl somewhere in the mix? ---
**Author:** ![drpepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drpepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drpepper)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/30 "2009-12-05T16:29:19Z")
> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#): > > no, no, no, no > no > no no no no > Why…would you…ever…no, no If this is a ‘Vicar of Dibley’ reference I salute you sir. (lurking straight female here) ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/31 "2009-12-05T16:42:38Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Does it count if there is a girl somewhere in the mix? That depends… a. Did the girl touch anything? If yes, then it doesn’t count. aa. If no, did you both do it because it’s something she asked? If yes, then is doesn’t count. … Come to think of it. The only way that would count is if the girl had a eyes closed the whole time while sticking her fingers in her ear (with nothing else getting stuck anywhere). ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/32 "2009-12-05T17:11:35Z")
no ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/33 "2009-12-05T17:57:56Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Me and two buddies from school went away this year for a boys’ weekend away in Turkey, and shared a room in a hostel. One morning I woke up early and went to the bathroom. When I came out of the bathroom one of the guys was lying there choking his chicken. He had his iPod headphones in, so I assume he hadn’t heard me get up and assumed we were both still asleep, and decided to crack one off before we awoke. Headphones, shared room, masturbation: silly mistake. > > I have not let him forget this. And the url would be…? ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/34 "2009-12-05T18:09:30Z")
Nope. Never. Weird. The closest I’ve ever been\* to that was during some threesomes or foursomes where we were watching the girls. It wasn’t like I was watching him and he was watching me. Gross. \*I don’t know how you could use it against me, but I’m NOT saying “come” ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/35 "2009-12-05T18:16:25Z")
Being gay, my experience probably isn’t what you’re looking for…however I have several times done exactly that with guys that have evinced no other sign over the years of being gay or bi. Those all happened when I was a kid and the other guys were somewhere between about age 12-16. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/36 "2009-12-05T18:30:47Z")
No, but I went to boarding school and we used to joke about [the biscuit game](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit) all the time. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/37 "2009-12-05T18:39:01Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > And the url would be…? Well apart from wanking, he spent most of the weekend watching Family Guy on his iPod touch, if that helps? ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/38 "2009-12-06T02:36:19Z")
On an overnight school camp trip in the 6th grade, some of the guys in my cabin were doing some quasi-gay stuff. They played strip poker, they had one guy run outside naked on a dare, and one guy sort of masturbated while a few others watched, by I don’t think it went to orgasm. I remained in my bunk with a single tear rolling down my cheek. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/39 "2009-12-06T05:52:24Z")
Negative. Never knew anyone that said they did, either. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047/40 "2009-12-06T16:13:10Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > Come to think of it. The only way that would count is if the girl had a eyes closed the whole time while sticking her fingers in her ear (with nothing else getting stuck anywhere). And was wearing a burka. And didn’t talk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper-males-have-you-ever-masturbated-with-another-man/520047.md?page=3)