# Straight Doper...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896 "2011-07-31T04:29:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/1 "2011-07-31T04:29:25Z")

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…is an oxymoron isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/2 "2011-07-31T04:32:58Z")

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No.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/3 "2011-07-31T04:50:51Z")

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Only for some of us.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/4 "2011-07-31T12:27:57Z")

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Certainly not a General Question. MOved to MPSIMS.

**samclem** , Moderator

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/5 "2011-07-31T13:03:40Z")

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> [@PolycarpeRose](#):
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> …is an oxymoron isn’t it?

You realise that you’re f\*cked up, so you let your hands type as if you were straight.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/6 "2011-08-02T05:41:17Z")

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Naw. Straight doesn’t mean what it used to mean. We got a lot of Gay Dopers here, too.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/7 "2011-08-02T10:06:06Z")

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> [@PolycarpeRose](#):
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> **Straight Doper…**  
> …is an oxymoron isn’t it?

Well, way back when I was reading the first _Straight Dope_ book, my Dad commented “So; you like your dope straight, huh?”

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/8 "2011-08-02T11:12:19Z")

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**Straight Doper…**  
there’s a place you can go!

… what?

The name ‘Straight Dope’ is definitely ambiguous in both of its two words. That’s actually kind of impressive: Unless you know the specific piece of slang already, the name is almost certainly 0 for 2 when it comes to telling you what this place is about.

Also, the most common typo for SDMB makes this place look a lot more interesting than it usually is.

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**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/9 "2011-08-04T00:00:22Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> **Straight Doper…**  
> there’s a place you can go!
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> … what?
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> The name ‘Straight Dope’ is definitely ambiguous in both of its two words. That’s actually kind of impressive: Unless you know the specific piece of slang already, the name is almost certainly 0 for 2 when it comes to telling you what this place is about.
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> Also, the most common typo for SDMB makes this place look a lot more interesting than it usually is.

Assuming you mean SMDB? Correct?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/10 "2011-08-04T01:29:04Z")

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Hell yes, straight dope is the word. None of that wussie lactose or quinine for this crowd.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-doper/590896/11 "2011-08-04T22:24:23Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> Also, the most common typo for SDMB makes this place look a lot more interesting than it usually is.

Glad it’s not just me.
