# Straight Men - What Desired Sexual Act/Aspect Won't Your Wife/Partner Do With You (Now or Ever)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 2, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374 "2014-11-02T17:09:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/21 "2014-11-03T15:42:52Z")
She’s GGG and we’ve done pretty much everything either of us has wanted to do, in our 41 years together. We’re still thinking up new stuff, though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/22 "2014-11-03T15:52:59Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > The number of times “Blow job” has been chosen depresses me. Some people desperately need to spend some time reading Dan Savage. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/23 "2014-11-03T16:03:40Z")
> [@Lanzy](#): > > nuttin’ Yeah, that’s not a poll option. ---
**Author:** ![Learjeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/94ad74/32.png) [@Learjeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Learjeff)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/24 "2014-11-03T18:08:01Z")
I picked a couple things I might like to do but know better than to ask (I know the answer, this is not lack of communication). But nothing I _really_ want to do. And probably stuff that seems fun in the imagination which usually doesn’t work out so well in reality. So, I’m good. No complaints! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/25 "2014-11-03T18:16:17Z")
nvm ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/26 "2014-11-03T18:36:51Z")
I can only assume she wouldn’t have a threesome/group sex/swing, but only because I’ve never asked. We jokingly discussed watersports once and she demurred, but it wasn’t an actual “I’d like to try this”-type of request. Beyond that, we either have done it or do it regularly. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/27 "2014-11-03T23:22:41Z")
Without answering the poll, you know that Saturday Night Live sketch with Will Farrell and Rachel Dratch as his “luh-ver” in the hot tub talking about all the exotic lovemaking they’ve done, but it ends up with him hurting his back and he can’t even move? That’s kinda where we are at this stage of our lives. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/28 "2014-11-04T03:19:21Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Just a question about the ‘water sports’; if it’s a guy doing the peeing-on, is his dick supposed to be erect while urinating? If so, how’s that work? 😕 Practice. OK seriously, a guy can make wee-wee when he is limp or in a semi-tumescent state, and most water sports is probably done as a warm-up or foreplay activity anyway. It can be a really hot and exciting wind-up. If done properly, it is also messy as hell, so it’s not the kind of thing you’re going to do in bed or on the nice carpet or food preparation areas, unless you’ve put a tarp down. There’s more to water sports than pee-pee. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/29 "2014-11-04T18:48:34Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > Practice. > > OK seriously, a guy can make wee-wee when he is limp or in a semi-tumescent state, and most water sports is probably done as a warm-up or foreplay activity anyway. It can be a really hot and exciting wind-up. If done properly, it is also messy as hell, so it’s not the kind of thing you’re going to do in bed or on the nice carpet or food preparation areas, unless you’ve put a tarp down. There’s more to water sports than pee-pee. Or in the tub. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/30 "2014-11-04T18:54:39Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > There’s more to water sports than pee-pee. Please don’t elaborate. ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/31 "2014-11-04T19:01:27Z")
If there is a line she won’t cross it’s way off towards the horizon. No we haven’t done the entire list but I’m not interested in the entire list. I’m happy. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/32 "2014-11-04T19:06:24Z")
Sleep on the wet patch. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/33 "2014-11-04T19:24:44Z")
> [@Urbanredneck](#): > > Their is an old joke. > > Why is the bride smiling so much at her wedding? > > Answer: She knows she will never have to give another blowjob. It’s not a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/34 "2014-11-04T19:29:50Z")
[Two](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=376508&highlight=sexual+virtuoso) [old](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=500982)threads full of useful advice for just this situation. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/35 "2014-11-04T20:41:55Z")
Nothing that’s any of your business. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/36 "2014-11-04T20:50:32Z")
I’ve honestly never in my life seen Dopers be this cagey in a thread about sex. > [@](#): > > Their is an old joke. > > Why is the bride smiling so much at her wedding? > > Answer: She knows she will never have to give another blowjob. Gentle suggestion: marry a woman who likes to give blow jobs. Some of us drool just thinking about them. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/37 "2014-11-04T21:08:32Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I’ve honestly never in my life seen Dopers be this cagey in a thread about sex. > > Gentle suggestion: marry a woman who likes to give blow jobs. Some of us drool just thinking about them. Hear, hear. Someday I will give my son a piece of advice: Never marry a woman who doesn’t adore your penis, or who treats BJs as a chore or a favor. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/38 "2014-11-04T21:10:20Z")
She won’t do _that_. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/39 "2014-11-04T21:17:54Z")
> [@Mixolydian](#): > > you single guys should be able to satisfy anything with enough effort/funds. Even you married guys should be able to satisfy anything with enough effort/funds. It’s just that the effort and funds required goes way up…especially if you get a bad lawyer.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/40 "2014-11-04T23:30:14Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Just a question about the ‘water sports’; if it’s a guy doing the peeing-on, is his dick supposed to be erect while urinating? If so, how’s that work? 😕 Another old joke: Q: What is “torque”? A: It’s what brings up your heels from the floor when you get up to piss in the morning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374.md?page=3)