# Straight Men - What Desired Sexual Act/Aspect Won't Your Wife/Partner Do With You (Now or Ever)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 2, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374 "2014-11-02T17:09:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/61 "2014-11-08T02:20:25Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > **Whattya wanna do that she won’t?** > > I don’t know…fuck her sister while she makes me a sandwich? I’d rather fuck her while her sister makes me a sandwich. Her sister is a professional chef, you see. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/62 "2014-11-08T17:21:00Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > I’d rather fuck her while her sister makes me a sandwich. Her sister is a professional chef, you see. Oh. Q: Will she be serving you with a nice chianti and some fava beans? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/63 "2014-11-08T23:57:10Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Because the question is rude, prurient and intrusive, and refusing to answer lets the questioner know that. Actually, it just comes off more like a huge threadshit, so don’t do this again. If you don’t like a question or topic, you are not compelled to reply. If you really feel the need to say something of this nature about a topic, though, feel free to use the Pit instead. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/64 "2014-11-09T00:49:11Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Oh. > > Q: Will she be serving you with a nice chianti and some fava beans? Silence of the Lambs!!! ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/65 "2014-11-09T01:47:48Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Actually, it just comes off more like a huge threadshit, so don’t do this again. If you don’t like a question or topic, you are not compelled to reply. If you really feel the need to say something of this nature about a topic, though, feel free to use the Pit instead. Duly noted. ---
**Author:** ![JpnDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@JpnDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JpnDude)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374/66 "2014-11-11T08:31:26Z")
JpnGal won’t have sex without first showering/washing/bathing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-men-what-desired-sexual-act-aspect-wont-your-wife-partner-do-with-you-now-or-ever/703374.md?page=3)