# Straight pubic hair

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 22, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183 "2000-06-22T10:01:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![madd1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@madd1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madd1)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/1 "2000-06-22T10:01:39Z")

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Does anyone else find straight pubic hair beautiful?  
What tpye of person has straight pubic hair? Is it a racial trait, or a genetic ‘oops’?

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/2 "2000-06-22T12:54:59Z")

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what!?!?!?!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/3 "2000-06-22T13:01:54Z")

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By the time I get to the stage in the game when I can see the woman’s pubic hair, I’m far beyond caring if it’s straight or not.

Remember it’s not the curl of the hair that counts, it’s what’s underneath. 😃

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**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/4 "2000-06-22T13:07:37Z")

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Is straight pubic hair possible? I’ve never seen it. Except maybe peach fuzz, but that doesn’t really count.

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**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/5 "2000-06-22T13:12:15Z")

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Mine’s usually straight. It curls when it is wet from a hot shower, but straighten as it dries. I like hubby’s curls better than my stright stuff.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/6 "2000-06-22T13:15:35Z")

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:rolleyes:

Oy. I wasn’t gonna say anything. After all, this madd1 started a thread yesterday in MPSIMS for the purpose of telling us he has a large penis. But since vandal asked so nicely…

As I’ve mentioned before, a while back I was diagnosed with cancer. The chemo had the expected effect on my hair. That is to say it fell out. Even down there. When it came back it was, shall we say, less curly than it had been. Not straight exactly, but kinda wavy. Slowly over the next several months everything went back to normal. It did look odd.

See. Even the most seemingly stupid question may contain the grain of truth. But I’m gonna go back to my original position on the OP:

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/7 "2000-06-22T13:16:38Z")

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Wooo-hooo, the first thread I’ve started without starting, IYKWIM. Sort of.

As I confessed on the first Collar-n-cuffs pubic hair thread, mine are straight. My head hair is so straight it’s hard to perm. Must be an all-over genetic thing.

Would prefer curly, but I ain’t perming them.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/8 "2000-06-22T13:40:32Z")

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Yeah, it’s a bitch to get the rollers set down there.

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/9 "2000-06-22T17:13:00Z")

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Vandal wrote:

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> Is straight pubic hair possible? I’ve never seen it. Except maybe \* peach fuzz \*, but that doesn’t really count.  
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(italics mine)

Peach fuzz!?! Um, Vandal, something your not telling us about your, well, “interests”? You can get help for this. 😉

V.

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/10 "2000-06-22T17:16:00Z")

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I’ve been intimate with a few Asian woman, and they all had straight pubic hair. Perhaps it is a racial thing, although I haven’t dated enough Asian women to have a valid statisical sample. ☹

While I don’t possess an Asian fetish, I did find it very sexy.

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**Author:** ![Ozone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e95f7d/32.png) [@Ozone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ozone)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/11 "2000-06-22T22:19:00Z")

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Straight pubic hair, huh? Hmmm… I always thought pubic hair was curly, so it wouldn’t poke your eye out… 😃

Don’t think I’d really care. Didn’t know straight pubes were possible, but I’m sure they’d all be just fine with me. Straight, curly, permed, colored, gone… whatever, as long as I’m playing in them… 😉

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/12 "2000-06-23T02:11:18Z")

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you mean like [this](http://www.healthcentral.com/mhc/img/img2293.cfm)?

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/13 "2000-06-23T03:57:23Z")

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Well, all the asian women I’ve…um…known, I guess…have had pubic hair that wasn’t really straight, but kinda wavy. Certainly not curly, but not straight, either.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/14 "2000-06-23T04:18:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Mine’s usually straight. It curls when it is wet from a hot shower, but straighten as it dries. \*\*

Mine does the same thing. Just kinda straightens itself out.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/15 "2000-06-23T07:14:53Z")

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> you mean like [this](http://www.healthcentral.com/mhc/img/img2293.cfm)?
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I just got the \*ooogies \* from that. That picture has made, uh, an imprint on my mind.

::: shiver :::

BTW, mine’s straight, except for a “cowlick” (for lack of a better word) right at top of the cleft. No, I’m not Asian, either.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/16 "2000-06-23T07:35:55Z")

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A _COWLICK_???

I sure wasn’t prepared for THAT visual image!

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/17 "2000-06-23T08:24:28Z")

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ROFLMAO!!

I didn’t think about that possible image that went with that word… oh, dear.  
\<blushing\> :o

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/18 "2000-06-23T08:57:07Z")

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My sister has really frizzy hair, and she gets this shampoo and conditioner thats supposed to straighten and flatten hair… I’ve been using it down there for a while just to see what would happen, and while the hair is flatter and duller, it’s not noticeably less curly.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/19 "2000-06-23T10:50:56Z")

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Homer, does your sister know you’re shampooing your weener with her stuff???

And damn you to hell, sailor, for posting that link. I nearly tossed my lunch.

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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-pubic-hair/23183/20 "2000-06-23T11:08:32Z")

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Oh, Sailor. Ugh. You shoulda posted a warning.

FTR:

Straight pubies.  
Not Asian.

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