# Strange stuff on ebay **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735 "2005-03-09T23:31:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/1 "2005-03-09T23:31:02Z")
Someone shared [this](http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5558573507&rd=1) with me today on another bored. My reactions: 😕 :dubious: :eek: :eek: :eek: Then later on [this](http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5544760152) was shared. :eek: And I thought I was worldly and all having read way too many TMI threads on here. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/2 "2005-03-09T23:43:54Z")
Ebay is a wonderful reminder that even the crap we get through the mail goes through some sort of quality control: > [@](#): > > WITH A REAL FEMALE VOICE!!!..THUMB SUCKING SUGGESTIONS!!..Beware of shabby imitations!..And another happy customer writes: I began using it last evening, and again early this morning - sounds great!..NO REFUNDS (all from the OP’s links) On a little searching (hey, I’m bored 😛 )…that seller’s feedback leads to " ADULT BABY PAMPERS _FORCED HUMILIATION & BABY WEAR_", which perhaps makes more sense for the whole situation. ---
**Author:** ![chefjef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e480ec/32.png) [@chefjef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chefjef)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/3 "2005-03-10T00:22:18Z")
Seriously those are the strangest things I’ve ever seen being auctioned off. I don’t even go to eBay anymore – it’s gotten TOO big IMHO. Maybe I’m just too impatient but really. Or that grille cheese? Did anyone see that one on eBay? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/4 "2005-03-10T01:25:02Z")
WAHHHHH! WAHHHHHHH! WAAAAA! \*\*Keapon \*\* reaches for his bottle! :o ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/5 "2005-03-10T01:58:28Z")
> [@](#): > > BOTH CDS RECORDED BY A REAL FEMALE > > NOT SOME DIGITALLY ALTERED GUY WITH A SISSY VOICE! Yeah, that William Daniels one totally blew. It was better than the Anthony Daniels one, though. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/6 "2005-03-10T02:07:12Z")
> [@](#): > > I feel like crying because I am so helpless and can’t even breathe without wetting on myself… I feel so helpless… I feel…JUST… like a… BABY! It isn’t exactly what I expected… It is MUCH, MUCH more… _shudder_ Whatever floats your boat, I guess… ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/7 "2005-03-10T02:32:53Z")
Wait… wait wait… wait… This is a CD for people to listen to, to hypnotize themselves INTO wetting the bed? :::Phnord’s last shred of hope for humanity withers and dies::: And there it goes. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/8 "2005-03-10T02:54:32Z")
Didn’t _NCIS_ have an episode about this fetish recently? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/9 "2005-03-10T03:06:37Z")
You know, I always used to think of myself as a pretty kinky girl, open to many new things sexually, willing to try anything twice… but the more time I spend at eBay, the more I feel like I’m just plain old vanilla. _hangs up the whip and chains, changes out of dom outfit and puts on some sweatpants_ le sigh. I used to frighten the world. Now the world frightens me. ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/10 "2005-03-10T03:24:25Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > Didn’t _NCIS_ have an episode about this fetish recently? I think that was CSI (Las Vegas). Unless it’s a trend and NCIS did it too–I don’t watch NCIS. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-stuff-on-ebay/293735/11 "2005-03-10T03:37:13Z")
> [@MagicEyes](#): > > I think that was CSI (Las Vegas). Unless it’s a trend and NCIS did it too–I don’t watch NCIS. Could’ve been. I don’t watch _CSI_; but I think I did watch one show recently. Maybe that was it.