# strange toys for kids and others **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 14, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-toys-for-kids-and-others/108992 "2002-05-14T08:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-toys-for-kids-and-others/108992/1 "2002-05-14T08:17:58Z")
So recently I was shopping online trying to find some sort of gift for my b/f’s upcoming birthday. I was just surfing about, trying to find some of the more rare Simpsons figurines, since he collects these. (huge fan) I have so far found some amazingly weird toys/collectibles. Here is a sampling from just a few sites: 6" furry plush Cthulhu doll 12" “Living Dead” doll of what appears to be a blood-drenched cheerleader 6" anatomically-correct Jenna Jameson porn star doll 4 1/2" Viet Cong action figure with rocket launching action 6" full-color “Buddy Christ” figurine from Kevin Smith’s “Dogma” 6" Sigmund Freud action figure 12" Delirium plush doll from Neil Gaiman’s “The Sandman” series 3" block-people of “The Blair Witch Project” Has anyone else found any bizarre/unusual/disturbing toys? PS: You can find these things at: [www.toyzz.com](http://www.toyzz.com) [www.stupid.com](http://www.stupid.com) [www.viewaskew.com](http://www.viewaskew.com) ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-toys-for-kids-and-others/108992/2 "2002-05-14T08:23:20Z")
Oooooh! I want a Cthulhu doll, _and_ a Delirium doll. I really, really want a Kai action figure with brace action, but… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![madcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@madcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madcat)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-toys-for-kids-and-others/108992/3 "2002-05-14T09:20:25Z")
Try [http://www.mcphee.com/](http://www.mcphee.com/) ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-toys-for-kids-and-others/108992/4 "2002-05-14T14:06:49Z")
This is definitely not a toy for a kid, but it could be a toy for an adult. I don’t rememeber where I saw it (I think it was an issue of _Jane_ magazine), but amongst a collection of Jesus paraphenalia was a Jesus butt plug. 😕 I guess that would be popular among the catholic priests. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-toys-for-kids-and-others/108992/5 "2002-05-19T10:38:59Z")
I have a plush rabbit with a switchblade (also plush) sitting on my monitor at work. Sluggites will get it; for the rest of you, it’s Bun-Bun–the lethal mini-Lop rabbit from Sluggy Freelance. ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-toys-for-kids-and-others/108992/6 "2002-05-19T19:06:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nouveau Bozo \* > \*\*This is definitely not a toy for a kid, but it could be a toy for an adult. I don’t rememeber where I saw it (I think it was an issue of _Jane_ magazine), but amongst a collection of Jesus paraphenalia was a Jesus butt plug. 😕 > > I guess that would be popular among the catholic priests. \*\* You mean [this](http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/divine_butt_toys.html)? Also available, the [Buddha dildo](http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/divine_dildos.html) [sub]Hope those links are okay for the boards. There’s no actual porn on those paticular pages, but I haven’t clicked around the site…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-toys-for-kids-and-others/108992/7 "2002-05-19T23:43:36Z")
Toy Vault also made a Christmas Cthulhu with santa hat and bells on the ends of his facial tentacles, and a Gothic Cthulhu which was black with silver highlights. I’ve got the 12" basic plush and I love it. Re Endless Plush- Vertigo has made quite a few of these-Death and Delirium were just the first 2 to be released. Re-Living Dead Dolls There’s something like 12 of these-witch, zombie, devil, vampire, serial killer etc What else- Monty Python offers a plush Vorpal Bunny(mouth opens to reveal huge fangs) and plush dead parrot ``` The Unathauroized Jessica Rabbit Wheaties Box-Topless Jessica in stockings and garter belt. I don't know who made these but they pop up at toy shows every now and then. ``` Mysteries Of Science figurines-I can’t recall the actual name of this line. The pvc figurines are such Ripley’s/Fortean items as Yeti’s, Crystall Skull, Jenny Hanniver, Mothman etc. BeanWorld-This is q cute little comic book. The creator gives out free action figures at conventions-real beans with eyes drawn in magic marker. Flaming Carrot-After 20 odd years of his own comic, FC finally got an action figure. The flame on his carrot masks has an led light and FC comes with a gun and his nuclear-powered-super-pogo