# Strange/unattractive/disreputable/bothersome people you'd have no qualms getting jiggy with **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058 "2016-03-24T22:23:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/1 "2016-03-24T22:23:02Z")
Sarah Palin ok maybe not Mama June Mamie Van Doren (currently 85) Chelsea Handler no - not Betty White the egregiously annoying Wendy’s redhead no - not Helen Thomas the Hilton sisters Kim Kardashian (actually Kanye’s been all over her - I might think twice on that) Carly Fiorina if you feel the need - proceed to the shower.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2016, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/2 "2016-03-24T23:14:18Z")
Michelle Malkin - I’d hate fuck her ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/3 "2016-03-25T00:02:35Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Michelle Malkin - I’d hate fuck her damn I laughed out loud at that. and agreed. along with aforementioned Palin and Fiorina, I’d also dislike-hump Ann Coulter and a number of Fox News hotties. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/4 "2016-03-25T00:10:35Z")
Wait a sec - I was thinking Marliee Matalin when you mentioned Malkin. It’s the former I’d do. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/5 "2016-03-25T00:14:23Z")
The candidate that wasn’t a witch. Kinda hot. ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/6 "2016-03-25T02:04:22Z")
I opposed virtually everything she stood for, but always thought Condoleezza Rice was damn sexy. I mean check out [those](https://newtwomey.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/condi2.jpg) [legs](https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3031/2847421064_2c019f57e4_b.jpg)! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/7 "2016-03-25T02:15:47Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > Wait a sec - I was thinking Marliee Matalin when you mentioned Malkin. It’s the former I’d do. We’re just getting more confused here. Are you talking about [Mary Matalin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Matalin) or [Marlee Matlin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlee_Matlin)? ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/8 "2016-03-25T02:23:57Z")
jillian from workaholics ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/9 "2016-03-25T02:52:52Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > We’re just getting more confused here. Are you talking about [Mary Matalin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Matalin) or [Marlee Matlin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlee_Matlin)? thanks - I meant to say Mary Matalin (Jimmy’s interestingly-matched squeeze) also - Glenn Close, whom many, especially “back in the day”, would consider reasonably attractive - not Katherine Deneuve, perhaps, but neither was she Susan Boyle - but for some reason, she really, really, really grossed me out, partly to do with some of the characters she portrayed (well, I’ll grant), and so, coming from me, to say that I’d serenade her in my fake-rock grotto would be almost comparable to tipping my hat to that British singer. Dinah Shore - when I was about 12 or so in the 70’s, felt strange getting the hots for that flirty, fine-complexioned dixie who was (whoa) “mom’s age”. ok…brace yourselves… yes…Nancy Pelosi (who has to get some credit for maintaining herself at 75, not to mention those ahem titillating boob job rumours) ---
**Author:** ![wombattver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b77776/32.png) [@wombattver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wombattver)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/10 "2016-03-25T03:45:54Z")
Um… Putin. (hangs head in shame) I actually find him embarrassingly, ridiculously sexy. Maybe it’s a Russian thing… my grandmother came here from Russia and my son’s adopted from there, so perhaps I could be given a pass just this one time.?:o ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/11 "2016-03-25T04:04:28Z")
> [@wombattver](#): > > Um… Putin. (hangs head in shame) I actually find him embarrassingly, ridiculously sexy. Maybe it’s a Russian thing… my grandmother came here from Russia and my son’s adopted from there, so perhaps I could be given a pass just this one time.?:o It could have been worse - it could have been Jon Lovitz. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/12 "2016-03-25T04:21:38Z")
Hanging out with Hope Solo could be pretty awesome, except for _never_ being able to have an off day (That, and the actual violence would quickly become a deal breaker.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/13 "2016-03-25T07:24:15Z")
> [@wombattver](#): > > Um… Putin. (hangs head in shame) I actually find him embarrassingly, ridiculously sexy. Maybe it’s a Russian thing… my grandmother came here from Russia and my son’s adopted from there, so perhaps I could be given a pass just this one time.?:o You’re not the only one. Also Mitt Romney, whom I despise. Even Hitler was kinda hot when he was younger. ---
**Author:** ![wombattver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b77776/32.png) [@wombattver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wombattver)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/14 "2016-03-25T23:27:07Z")
Whew! Not the only one! I thought Putin was bad, but I’d have to draw the line at Mitt or Adolph. Nope, nope, nope. ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/15 "2016-03-26T00:05:00Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > thanks - I meant to say Mary Matalin (Jimmy’s interestingly-matched squeeze) > > also - Glenn Close, whom many, especially “back in the day”, would consider reasonably attractive - not Katherine Deneuve, perhaps, but neither was she Susan Boyle - but for some reason, she really, really, really grossed me out, partly to do with some of the characters she portrayed (well, I’ll grant), and so, coming from me, to say that I’d serenade her in my fake-rock grotto would be almost comparable to tipping my hat to that British singer. > > Dinah Shore - when I was about 12 or so in the 70’s, felt strange getting the hots for that flirty, fine-complexioned dixie who was (whoa) “mom’s age”. > > ok…brace yourselves… > > yes…Nancy Pelosi (who has to get some credit for maintaining herself at 75, not to mention those ahem titillating boob job rumours) Speaking of Dinah Shore, don’t forget Doris Day. What a hottie in her day! ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/16 "2016-03-26T04:36:49Z")
Broomstick. And New York from Flavor of Love. ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/17 "2016-03-26T09:00:21Z")
I only recently watched through Breaking Bad, and I got a crush on the agitated, conniving woman in the last season. She would be hell to date, but there it is. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/18 "2016-03-26T16:53:38Z")
Strange: Kristen Schaal Unattractive (to you, maybe): Joan Walsh (editor, [Salon.com](http://Salon.com)); Mara Liasson (commentator, NPR/Fox) (what can I say, intelligence and great speaking voices go a long way) Disreputable: Gov. “Mattress” Mary Fallin (R-Oklahoma) Bothersome: Tammy Bruce, Michele Bachmann ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/19 "2016-03-26T18:45:24Z")
Hmm, Kristen Schaal reminds me of Lauren Lapkus, whom I find oddly attractive. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/20 "2016-03-26T19:44:56Z")
Odious, stupid, and very, very hot: Jenny McCarthy Hope Solo’s another one who would probably end up with violence. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058.md?page=2)