# Strange/unattractive/disreputable/bothersome people you'd have no qualms getting jiggy with

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**Created:** [March 24, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058 "2016-03-24T22:23:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
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Jim Parsons, if I could talk him into it (not that he’s strange/unattractive/disreputable/bothersome, but he might be acting that way after I made enough passes at him)  
Jerry Orbach, right up until the very end  
David Schwimmer, who for some reason looks adorable playing Robert Kardashian  
Deborah Harry, any time, any age  
The guy downstairs who grills steaks a lot

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/22 "2016-03-26T23:15:10Z")

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No - not Hillary Clinton.  
I thought about it and thought about it and thought about it, and thought - no, I…just…can’t…quite…get there.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2016, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/23 "2016-03-26T23:40:31Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Broomstick. And New York from Flavor of Love.

This is completely out of line and inappropriate outside of the Pit. Warning issued.

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2016, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/24 "2016-03-27T01:01:13Z")

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She’s a crazy lunatic but for some sick reason I always found Michelle Bachmann hot.

I can’t explain it.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
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It’s the eyes.

No, wait, it’s the eyes that make her look like a crazy lunatic…

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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2016, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/26 "2016-03-27T12:53:12Z")

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> [@wombattver](#):
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> I thought Putin was bad, but I’d have to draw the line at Mitt

Huh. Putin is incomparably worse than Mitt Romney.

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/27 "2016-03-27T14:50:40Z")

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I wouldn’t have any problem with some of the notorious “bad girls” of the tebloids, like Paris Hilton or Brittney Spears. They strike me as fairly ordinary people with minds of their own, unwilling to let celebrity status push them around, but with a history of not handling fame very well. At least, with them, I’d start out sympathetic. I’m pretty laid back, and I can handle a blind date if I have to, and go with the flow.

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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/28 "2016-03-28T01:58:18Z")

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Young Joseph Stalin was pretty hot.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
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> [@gallows\_fodder](#):
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> Young Joseph Stalin was pretty hot.

Second that.

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/30 "2016-03-28T02:31:19Z")

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> [@mr.jp](#):
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> Huh. Putin is incomparably worse than Mitt Romney.

Well, sure - as a PERSON he’s worse, but as a wild romp / one night stand? I’m thinking Putin wins. Plus, sexy accent.

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**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/31 "2016-03-28T03:02:58Z")

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OK - I’m both a Canuck and not a soccer fan so didn’t know who Hope Solo was before googling her from this thread. By what criterion does she earn a mention? She looks like a gorgeous Amazon.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/32 "2016-03-28T03:08:28Z")

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> [@D18](#):
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> OK - I’m both a Canuck and not a soccer fan so didn’t know who Hope Solo was before googling her from this thread. By what criterion does she earn a mention? She looks like a gorgeous Amazon.

A gorgeous amazon with [anger-management issues.](http://nypost.com/2015/10/04/hope-solo-to-face-assault-charges-again-after-court-appeal/)

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> [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> She’s a crazy lunatic but for some sick reason I always found Michelle Bachmann hot.
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> I can’t explain it.

> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> It’s the eyes.
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> No, wait, it’s the eyes that make her look like a crazy lunatic…

There’s definitely a comely sparkle in MB’s eyes if the lighting’s right.  
Sure - a sparkle concealing absolute bat-feces el plum loco wing-dingery, but a sparkle nonetheless.

> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Strange: Kristen Schaal

> [@california\_jobcase](#):
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> Hmm, Kristen Schaal…I find oddly attractive.

I find KS barely qualifies for this thread. Sure, there’s quirk about her, but considering she was quite the wildcat with the sheriff in “The Heart, She Holler”, and had an absolutely stunning Daily Show appearance in a green, skin-tight outfit (depressingly un-locatable now on the internet), she’s almost legitimately “normal hot”, if that makes any sense (lol I guess for this thread only).  
Still haven’t gotten around to checking out “The Last Man on Earth” yet - vaguely curious what she’s like in that.

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/34 "2016-03-28T07:38:20Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> I find KS barely qualifies for this thread. Sure, there’s quirk about her, but considering she was quite the wildcat with the sheriff in “The Heart, She Holler”, and had an absolutely stunning Daily Show appearance in a green, skin-tight outfit (depressingly un-locatable now on the internet), she’s almost legitimately “normal hot”, if that makes any sense (lol I guess for this thread only).

It’s all subjective of course, but I think she qualifies.

I heard her voice in a podcast first and was intrigued enough to go find out how she looked. I didn’t see a single image in the first page of results that I could find at all attractive. That’s unusual for a celebrity. And I really _wanted_ to find out a pretty girl had that quirky voice.

Not trying to be mean, she’s probably better looking than I am.

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Jerry Orbach,

I thought it was unrealistic that ME Rogers went out with (and perhaps spent the night with) Lenny Briscoe. I may have to reconsider that!

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> I find KS barely qualifies for this thread. Sure, there’s quirk about her, but considering she was quite the wildcat with the sheriff in “The Heart, She Holler”, and had an absolutely stunning Daily Show appearance in a green, skin-tight outfit (depressingly un-locatable now on the internet), she’s almost legitimately “normal hot”, if that makes any sense (lol I guess for this thread only).  
> Still haven’t gotten around to checking out “The Last Man on Earth” yet - vaguely curious what she’s like in that.

See, while I find her to be reasonably funny and a competent actress, I don’t find her remotely attractive. The best I think I could say is “not repulsive”.

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/37 "2016-03-28T16:12:47Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> A gorgeous amazon with [anger-management issues.](http://nypost.com/2015/10/04/hope-solo-to-face-assault-charges-again-after-court-appeal/)

Well, you do an Amazon, you take your chances! 😉

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/38 "2016-03-28T16:15:24Z")

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> [@Mijin](#):
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> I only recently watched through Breaking Bad, and I got a crush on the agitated, conniving woman in the last season. She would be hell to date, but there it is.

Oh hell yeah!

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> I find KS barely qualifies for this thread. Sure, there’s quirk about her, but considering she was quite the wildcat with the sheriff in “The Heart, She Holler”, and had an absolutely stunning Daily Show appearance in a green, skin-tight outfit (depressingly un-locatable now on the internet), she’s almost legitimately “normal hot”, if that makes any sense (lol I guess for this thread only).  
> Still haven’t gotten around to checking out “The Last Man on Earth” yet - vaguely curious what she’s like in that.

She was damn cute in the elevator in [Weird Al’s “Tacky” video](https://youtu.be/zq7Eki5EZ8o), but it was definitely a _strange_ kind of cute. I don’t imagine that she takes a very good still photo - a bit like how all these people were complaining about Daniel Craig as James Bond based on still images, then when they saw him in motion and he turned out to be sex personified.

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-unattractive-disreputable-bothersome-people-youd-have-no-qualms-getting-jiggy-with/750058/40 "2016-03-28T17:46:13Z")

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Jenny McCarthy is a complete nutjob and her views are responsible for actual babies dying, but by god she has gotten hotter in the twenty plus years since she was in Playboy.

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