# Strangest fortune cookie fortunes?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-fortune-cookie-fortunes/138938>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 26, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-fortune-cookie-fortunes/138938 "2002-11-26T19:33:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![agroof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@agroof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agroof)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-fortune-cookie-fortunes/138938/21 "2002-11-27T06:56:20Z")

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“You like Chinese food.”

“Maybe in the next century you will live on the moon.”

“Magic time is crated [sic] when unconventional person come [sic].”

What the hell does that last one mean?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-fortune-cookie-fortunes/138938/22 "2002-11-27T14:48:12Z")

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I was having lunch with some former cow-orkers, and one of them got the fortune

_You’re still hungry, have another cookie._

So on the way out he showed it to the manager (we went there a lot), and she gave him another cookie. Once we were outside he opened it and it said

_You’re full now._

However my all-time strangest has got to be

_More pineapple please._

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-fortune-cookie-fortunes/138938/23 "2002-11-27T15:22:24Z")

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This is my favorite of all time, and I kept it tucked in my PDA case, and then I lost my PDA and was very sad:

_Why does the apple fall from the tree?_

It’s a zen koan! It’s a physics lesson! Who could ask for more?

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**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-fortune-cookie-fortunes/138938/24 "2002-11-27T15:57:20Z")

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“That wasn’t chicken”

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