# Strangest non-porn videos you've watched **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 28, 2021, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886 "2021-03-28T02:56:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/21 "2021-03-28T21:59:06Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ns1SGo3WCF4/hqdefault.jpg "Dining Room or There is Nothing") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1SGo3WCF4) ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/22 "2021-03-28T22:24:40Z")
Any music video by Die Antwoord. ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/23 "2021-03-28T23:13:08Z")
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTJJb1UqjuA) ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/24 "2021-03-28T23:14:08Z")
How about _Fantastic Planet_? (the weird animation Jennifer Lopez watches in _The Cell_) Trailer: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/SgCxCZNkQ9E/hqdefault.jpg "Fantastic Planet (1973) trailer") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCxCZNkQ9E) Brian ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/25 "2021-03-29T00:31:23Z")
I stopped watching after 17 seconds. Never again. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/26 "2021-03-29T02:40:36Z")
My anus is bleeding. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/W7JyjZI3LUM/maxresdefault.jpg "REJECTED by DON HERTZFELDT (Blu-ray restoration)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM) _Chaaaarlie!_ [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/fZu3P0OsQPk/maxresdefault.jpg "Charlie the Unicorn 1-4: The Series Thus Far") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZu3P0OsQPk) Hi Bingo. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kACHU5eSwQ) ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/27 "2021-03-29T02:48:16Z")
Surely this is about videos that are strange according to the conventions of real life. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/28 "2021-03-29T02:56:12Z")
Probably doesn’t/shouldn’t count, but the strangest video I’ve recently watched is Lynch’s ‘What did Jack Do?’ a 17 minute short . . . film? It’s available for streaming on Netflix, and . . . well, I lack the language to describe it other than Monkey Noir. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/29 "2021-03-29T03:14:18Z")
> [@Richard\_Pearse](#): > > Surely this is about videos that are strange according to the conventions of real life. I feel we should judge videos by the standards of videos. We have an entire lengthy thread going on giving examples of things that frequently happen in TV and movies that never happen in real life. I wouldn’t call a movie strange, for example, just because it depicted two cowboys having a gunfight even though that virtually never happened in real life. Gunfights are a normal convention in the western genre. Now if two cowboys squared off in the middle of the street and then drew swords and started fencing, that would be strange because it defies conventions. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/30 "2021-03-29T03:19:09Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I feel we should judge videos by the standards of videos. So you think there are literally no porn videos that we would find strange? ---
**Author:** ![Asuka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@Asuka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asuka)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/31 "2021-03-29T03:29:38Z")
When I was about 13 I went to a friends house and he showed me a porn video where a woman willingly put a live snake in her vagina and used it as a dildo. It still freaks me out almost 25 years later. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/32 "2021-03-29T03:57:00Z")
> [@Asuka](#): > > When I was about 13 I went to a friends house and he showed me a porn video where a woman willingly put a live snake in her vagina and used it as a dildo. Head first? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/33 "2021-03-29T04:03:12Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Cyriak makes some pretty fuktup stuff: > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD\_IjVY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY) Reminds me of this one: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/YqZyqSu4XII/hqdefault.jpg "Animal Beatbox: Tropfest 2011 winner") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqZyqSu4XII) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/34 "2021-03-29T04:03:45Z")
> [@Richard\_Pearse](#): > > > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > > > I feel we should judge videos by the standards of videos. > > So you think there are literally no porn videos that we would find strange? I’m sure there are some. But the genre as a whole shies away from strangeness. So I was wondering why the OP specifically excluded it. Asking for the strangest non-porn video is like asking for the goriest non-romcom video. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/35 "2021-03-29T04:04:40Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’m sure there are some. But the genre as a whole shies away from strangeness. So I was wondering why the OP specifically excluded it. Asking for the strangest non-porn video is like asking for the goriest non-romcom video. Because there’s bound to be someone who comes up with porn examples (I can think of some) and the OP doesn’t want porn videos or their descriptions in the thread? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/36 "2021-03-29T13:17:01Z")
I do love me some Don Hertzfeld. Tripler Aaaaah, L’Amour. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/37 "2021-03-29T14:07:10Z")
Of course not. That would be weird. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/38 "2021-03-29T14:27:46Z")
That ice cream head one is just plain terrifying. The Residents, however, remain awesome - I have the Commercial Album from which those songs are taken. > [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Cyriak makes some pretty fuktup stuff: Yeah… [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/tnWP2Emps1M/maxresdefault.jpg "malfunction") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnWP2Emps1M) > [@Tripler](#): > > I do love me some Don Hertzfeld. Hertzfeld just had a new Kickstarter funded for a Blu-Ray of _World of Tomorrow_ Parts 1-3 (plus some extra new stuff), with the option to get the disc of his other work from his last Kickstarter as an extra. The man is an insane genius, and I can’t wait to see what comes in June(-ish). ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/39 "2021-03-29T14:44:49Z")
> [@Mr.Me](#): > > Pickle Surprise! > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N733Ofj2cVQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N733Ofj2cVQ) That HAS to be some LGBT art instillation. I bet it makes some kind of sense in context. ---
**Author:** ![Didi44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@Didi44](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didi44)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886/40 "2021-03-29T15:17:56Z")
_Because there’s bound to be someone who comes up with porn examples (I can think of some) and the OP doesn’t want porn videos or their descriptions in the thread?_ This. I didn’t want the thread to become a “This will curl your hair.” thread with detailed descriptions of unconventional porn videos. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-non-porn-videos-youve-watched/938886.md?page=3)