I’ve ridden Seattle’s busses for over three decades now and it’s taken a bit to remember some of the more unusual experiences. However, reading these posts have jarred a few memories loose.
First, there’s Lois. Since she’s long since gone to that hemetically-sealed, germ-free place in the sky, I think it’s OK to use her name. Now, besides riding the bus with her for about six months, I also lived on the same floor as she did for several years so I can attest that she was obsessed when it came to germs and smells clinging to her.
One fall, Lois decided to take some psychology classes out in the ‘burbs near where I worked. My busmates and I had to endure many a cold morning with Lois sitting up front with her window wide open to propel peoples’ germs away from her. She also made a ritual of getting out a large plastic bag to place on the seat before she’d sit down, much to the dismay of people trying to get past her.
Because my hours varied, I didn’t often have to ride home with her but one time when I did, a fellow she knew got on. She happily introduced me to him as her girlfriend (eeeww!!). I soon found out more than I wanted about this guy as I had the opportunity to ride with him several more times. I.e. the guy was a perv. He would usually select the youngest and prettiest girl to sit next to and talk her ear off. If there was no one else, he would sit next to me. Do you remember that Marx Bothers line, “If I was any closer, I’d be behind you.”? This guy actually sat part way on my lap once! After a time or two I made sure he couldn’t sit next to me. And I saw one woman who told him to move when he started to sit next to her. Apparently, she’d had the pleasure of his company before. After a while, he stopped riding on that route. I think he got banned.
And then there was the woman who said “Ow…OWW!..Ow!” every time the bus went over the tiniest bump or dip. After about 15 minutes of this, someone told her to shut up and she did.
Another time, not long after 9/11, I was on a bus when a uniformed off-duty driver got on with a large duffel bag, which prompted a rider to start loudly saying things throughout his ride like, “There could be a bomb in there. You can’t trust anyone. You can’t even trust me. I could blow this bus up.” Everyone ignored him and we didn’t get blown up but I am rather surprised that neither driver called security.
There’s a woman I see occasionally who looks like she learned fashion from Mimi Bobek. Seriously, the first time I saw her the circus was in town and I thought there must be a connection. But no, she dresses like that all the time. She’s actually a pretty nice lady, she just apparently likes to stand out in a crowd.