That picture actually reminds me of the time I found a 2week old chicken leg behind the sofa. You’d be suprised at the amount of hair one of those things can pick up.
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DEFINITELY not safe for work
A friend of mine (no really) while looking for porn came across [sub]sorry[/sub]
Are we looking at the same pic in Seven’s link??? “Pointy, pointy scissors?”
Tasteless maybe (though I find it pretty funny) but it doesn’t seem to warrant “eeewww” and “DEFINITELY not safe for work.”