# Strangest places you've had sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2014, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346 "2014-07-17T09:25:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/41 "2014-07-18T02:21:47Z")
On a table in Woods Hall at the University of Alabama. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/42 "2014-07-18T02:30:31Z")
Also in my girlfriend’s backyard during a warm, summer rain. ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/43 "2014-07-18T02:42:21Z")
I was going to say “living room floor” but I’ll just quietly leave the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/44 "2014-07-18T03:04:30Z")
The back room of a West Texas convenience store where I was working back in the day. EDIT: Oh, and there was an empty guard booth on a college campus up in northern Thailand one time in the 1980s. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/45 "2014-07-18T07:23:28Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > If you help me find my car, we’ll drive out. You’ll be lucky, I drove a four-horse wagon in here. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/46 "2014-07-18T11:09:40Z")
The women’s restroom at the downtown Seattle Nordstroms. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/47 "2014-07-18T11:18:38Z")
Florist"s. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/48 "2014-07-18T11:42:15Z")
In the basement of my sister-in-law’s neighbor’s house. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/49 "2014-07-18T12:33:18Z")
In a parking deck. On a balcony, 20 stories up. In the middle of the woods. No, she wasn’t a witch. You shouldn’t believe everything people tell you about other people anyway… ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/50 "2014-07-18T12:41:09Z")
On an aircraft carrier. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/51 "2014-07-18T12:47:07Z")
P J O’Rourke wrote a hilarious article about him and his GF addressing the challenge of trying to find a place to do it within the gates of Disney World. ---
**Author:** ![interestingtwist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c5a1d2/32.png) [@interestingtwist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interestingtwist)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/52 "2014-07-18T12:51:45Z")
In the front yard of a strangers house in the middle of the day. The back of a cab. In a sleeping bag in the middle of a public park at night (police actually ‘happened upon us’ this time). Right outside the entrance to the landfill in Las Vegas (great views of the city from there). ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/53 "2014-07-18T12:56:10Z")
40 years ago, on the top steps of a major monument in the Washington DC area that I will not name. Beautiful view, nobody in sight (it was late, but not that late.) One thing led to another. Just after we finishd a park police car drove up and took a turn around the building while we tried to act casual. I still find myself at that monument sometimes and it always gives me a secret smile. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/54 "2014-07-18T12:57:54Z")
I wouldn’t know where to start. If I start thinking about it I suspect I might have a thing about doing it in inappropriate places. Strangest might have been at the nursery on a busy saturday morning. We found kind of a hidden garden with a koi pond that could not be seen or easily accessed from the main pathways. Another time in the pizza shop late at night while waiting for a pizza, we were the only customers. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/55 "2014-07-18T14:12:53Z")
Restroom of the original Second City Toronto. Restroom Red Lobster. Golf course - treeline between the 16th and 17th fairways. Pretty sure I bogeyed the hole. Lush jungle area just off the Old Mamalahoa Highway north of Hilo. Various forested areas. “Hey, _there’s_ a forest!” was basically a call to action from either of us for a spur of the moment romp. Mile High Club member. She complained that it wasn’t so great for her, but I convinced her of the value of obtaining such an exclusive membership. Damn. Now I’m starting to miss my ex-wives. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/56 "2014-07-18T14:26:27Z")
On the second floor of a theatre while they were rehearsing on the first floor. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/57 "2014-07-18T15:02:34Z")
Just thought of another: In a Pepperidge Farm delivery truck, parked in front of the main Bloomingdale’s in NYC. The entire truck rocked back and forth. I could list a few hundred if I had the time. ---
**Author:** ![Tully\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ab992/32.png) [@Tully\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tully_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/58 "2014-07-18T15:17:59Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Oooh, I forgot one. Let’s see if **Tully** has done this too, and if so, I’ll think he’s one of my exes. 😃 > > In a busy movie theatre parking lot. I bet those patrons had no idea what was going on in that mini-van parked so close to the door. > > And I agree, long skirts can be the bomb. Nope. Never owned a mini-van. In our younger days, we took a lot of road trips with both of us wearing really loose shorts. Those are better than long skirts for playing while driving. That’s the only thing I miss about about being younger - that level of horniness. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/59 "2014-07-18T16:14:50Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Just thought of another: In a Pepperidge Farm delivery truck, parked in front of the main Bloomingdale’s in NYC. The entire truck rocked back and forth. > > I could list a few hundred if I had the time. What’s the story with the curb at 14th and 9th? Was it the middle of the night or just a slow lunch hour? Was a cab involved? Seems uncomfortable. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/60 "2014-07-18T17:16:06Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > The back room of a West Texas convenience store where I was working back in the day. > > EDIT: Oh, and there was an empty guard booth on a college campus up in northern Thailand one time in the 1980s. I remembered on top of that pool table in the otherwise-closed Bangkok bar, again back in my salad days. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346.md?page=4)