# Strangest places you've had sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2014, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346 "2014-07-17T09:25:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/61 "2014-07-18T17:23:31Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > The back room of a West Texas convenience store where I was working back in the day. Perfectly understandable. Hell, there’s nothing else to DO in West Texas. Except watch the UFOs. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/62 "2014-07-18T17:34:38Z")
> [@Tully\_Mars](#): > > But, I’m somewhat of a redneck, so sex with a bovine audience isn’t all that unusual. For a redneck, sex with a bovine participant isn’t all that unusual… ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/63 "2014-07-18T17:40:49Z")
A three-hundred year old mosque, the shell of a WWII tank, and inside a helicopter (sitting on the pad, not in flight) are the most exotic I can claim. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/64 "2014-07-18T18:20:33Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Also in my girlfriend’s **backyard** during a warm, summer rain. (bolding mine)- is that what they’re calling it these days? In my car, a VW Golf, while parked on the side of the road at South Street Seaport in NYC, middle of a summer Saturday. I had to open the sunroof so she wouldn’t keep banging her head into the ceiling. I’d say a few hundred people walked by, but no one bothered us. Same GF, on a pedestrian walkway alongside the water while walking by the mansions in Newport, RI. At one point the walkway went under a roadway or another walkway or something, so there was a little tunnel. We had been walking along, dirtytalking each other into something of a pre-orgasmic frenzy, to test the effectiveness of a pair of ben-wah balls she had just gotten. We had enough time for her to remove the balls and, well, we didn’t need much time. Same GF, about 50’ off the trail in the woods in Sleepy Hollow, NY. Same GF gave me oral while we were on a roadtrip, and I went through the tollbooth getting onto the PA Turnpike. In those days there was no EZ Pass, so you had to go to through the machine to pick up a ticket, or drive through one of the manned booths. I chose the latter, just for fun. I dated (FWB, actually) a college professor when I attended the same school, and we got it on in her office once. That’s all that’s coming to me at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obnoxious_Hood_Ornament)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/65 "2014-07-18T19:10:06Z")
Inside the trunk of my '98 Mustang. It was… _wait for it…_ a tight fit. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/66 "2014-07-18T19:27:43Z")
> [@Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](#): > > Inside the trunk of my '98 Mustang. > > It was… _wait for it…_ a tight fit. Given the user name, are you _sure_ it was the trunk? ---
**Author:** ![Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obnoxious_Hood_Ornament)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/67 "2014-07-18T19:30:03Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Given the user name, are you _sure_ it was the trunk? Oh, most certainly! The hood ornament tends to get in the way 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@Uncle\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Bob)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/68 "2014-07-18T19:37:59Z")
on my couch…I don’t get out much ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/69 "2014-07-18T20:44:31Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > …In my car, a VW Golf… > > Same GF… > > Same GF… > > Same GF … So…what ultimately happened with that GF? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/70 "2014-07-18T20:49:26Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > So…what ultimately happened with that GF? He decided she wasn’t the best Nymphomaniacs Anonymous sponsor for him. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/71 "2014-07-18T20:51:27Z")
And countless movie theatres. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/72 "2014-07-18T21:23:27Z")
Back of an ambulance On a skee ball lane In a ball crawl in a waterslide flume Several areas of a miniature golf course Working graveyard shifts at a small amusment park has its perks ---
**Author:** ![nogwart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nogwart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogwart)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/73 "2014-07-19T00:08:23Z")
Ok, here we go: Obvious: My parents’ bed Not So Obvious: My brother’s bed Kinda’ Creepy: My Grandmother’s bed Another Obvious: A swimming pool Also Kinda’ Creepy: While she was having a conversation with her mother on the telephone Again, Kinda’ Creepy: In the back seat, while her father was sleeping in the driver’s seat. Kinda’ Gross: On a fish-cleaning table (where worker’s gut fish) Fun: On the salad bar of a restaurant (while closed) while fully visible via windows all around. Again, Kinda’ Obvious: While driving. That’s all I can think of now… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/74 "2014-07-20T15:26:19Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Also in my girlfriend’s **backyard** during a warm, summer rain. > [@corkboard](#): > > (bolding mine)- is that what they’re calling it these days? And I’m not sure you want to know what that “warm, summer rain” was either. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/75 "2014-07-20T15:43:07Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > What’s the story with the curb at 14th and 9th? Was it the middle of the night or just a slow lunch hour? Was a cab involved? Seems uncomfortable. I’d be curious as well. That’s a pretty busy part of town any time of day (at least busy by “let’s have sex here” standards). > [@faithfool](#): > > In a Jeep, while a cow chewed her cud watching nearby. Come on! Just because she wasn’t that pretty there’s no need to be mean!😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/76 "2014-07-20T16:12:25Z")
[Previous thread on the subject.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=563203) Nothing to add since then for us. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/77 "2014-07-21T16:47:40Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > What’s the story with the curb at 14th and 9th? Was it the middle of the night or just a slow lunch hour? Was a cab involved? Seems uncomfortable. It was in the evening, just after dark. Lots of cars and pedestrians only feet away. We were standing on the curb, waiting for the light to change, and I guess we were a little impatient. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/78 "2014-07-21T19:38:39Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > So…what ultimately happened with that GF? She was something of a headcase. I couldn’t take it anymore, despite the rather amazing sexual experiences we shared. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/79 "2014-07-21T19:46:12Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > It was in the evening, just after dark. Lots of cars and pedestrians only feet away. We were standing on the curb, waiting for the light to change, and I guess we were a little impatient. Is this coitus we’re talking about? (I know you’re gay, if coitus is the wrong word forgive me.) ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/80 "2014-07-21T19:47:14Z")
Edit: Oh, sorry, I missed the proscription in the OP. You can Google the YouTube clip yourself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346.md?page=5)