# Strangest places you've had sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2014, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346 "2014-07-17T09:25:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/81 "2014-07-21T20:39:48Z")
> [@CookingWithGas](#): > > Edit: Oh, sorry, I missed the proscription in the OP. **You can Google the YouTube clip yourself.** \ I _really_ hope you posted this reply in the wrong thread. :o ---
**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/82 "2014-07-21T22:08:43Z")
[ul] [li]In a 1979 Ford Pinto.[/li][li]In the bathroom of a pizza shop.[/li][li]3x Mile High Club member, each time during an international flight so the bathrooms were slightly less small.[/li][li]On the beach in Turkey. Got interrupted by security. They thought my wife was a hooker and it was an opportunity to get touchy-feely.[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/83 "2014-07-21T22:35:51Z")
Northridge Park, in the bushes by the softball diamonds. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/84 "2014-07-21T22:43:19Z")
I go with the classics. Hayloft. ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/85 "2014-07-22T01:13:52Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > \ > I _really_ hope you posted this reply in the wrong thread. :o 😉 I was going to refer to the Newlywed Game clip but then realized the OP was heading that off at the pass. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/86 "2014-07-22T04:37:17Z")
> [@Cyros](#): > > The middle of the football field at university (at about 3am). Was that you in _Animal House_? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/87 "2014-07-22T06:35:28Z")
Inside [this thing,](http://interactive.wttw.com/loop/art/monument-standing-beast-jean-dubuffet) in the winter. I shit you not. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/88 "2014-07-22T12:47:40Z")
outside the Forestry Research Building at Penn State… it wasn’t strange until a guy came by… walking his dog… off leash… and the dog greeted me in typical canine fashion… ---
**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/89 "2014-07-22T14:00:21Z")
If oral counts then on the M25 just shy of the M23 turnoff. And in the back of a limo. In shallow waters off Hamilton Island, QSL ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/90 "2014-07-22T15:25:49Z")
It wasn’t full-on sex, but orgasms were had in the back of a station wagon, friends in front, driving on the Interstate. Once in a hot tub that was weirdly on the screened-in front porch of a house. It had a long sloping front yard that wasn’t really accessible from the road so there was no danger of getting caught by passers-by … but we could see cars driving by and I felt pretty visible. Various places around the house: hall, living room, kitchen. I’m sure most people have done this, but I’m rather tame. ---
**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/91 "2014-07-22T15:41:47Z")
There is an old tower from early Spanish days or some such here in Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic. I knew this girl slightly, but wasn’t thinking of sex when she took my hand and we climbed the tower. It has a wall about waist height and when we were near the top, about 5 stories tall, I’d guess, she unfastened my belt and pulled me down on top of her. She was lying on old dirty raw concrete, but she made fast work of it. Obviously not her first time. Later after leaving her off I tried to buy an ice cream and found that when I was coming my money had been going. She just took my cash which was less than $25.00 USD in Pesos. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/92 "2014-07-22T16:30:36Z")
I was about to say “New Jersey” but -------- I-75 on a moving motorcycle and several of the International Classrooms at Pitt. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/93 "2014-07-22T16:32:22Z")
In a Vermont hilltop meadow one idyllic summer. Ah, memories… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/94 "2014-07-23T00:30:08Z")
> [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > I go with the classics. Hayloft. Hey BrotherCadfael, was it [like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqClWdOcWog) Do tell. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/95 "2014-07-23T01:16:00Z")
In the heavens surrounded by angels who were rejoicing over their children (her and me) and what we were doing. We both felt very young, infantile, and yet very free and innocent rejoicing in each other. In real world terms on a ski lift, but that pales to the above. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/96 "2014-07-23T01:23:22Z")
I also remember one time in Burbank California in a crowded Irish pub… ---
**Author:** ![amorali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@amorali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amorali)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/97 "2014-07-23T01:39:18Z")
How do two people fit in an airline bathroom? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/98 "2014-07-23T03:18:05Z")
> [@amorali](#): > > How do two people fit in an airline bathroom? Once they squeeze in, they can’t help but have sex by default! ---
**Author:** ![someone11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@someone11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/someone11)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/99 "2014-07-23T12:31:50Z")
When I saw this thread title I was reminded of a clip I heard on the Kenny Everett show in London in the mid 70’s where they were chuckling at a quiz type program that I think was from Australia, (my memory is not too good on the details). Anyway it was one of those programs where they question each member of a couple separately and see what answers they give. The show was going out live and the question to the woman was ‘where did you last have sex’, the answer she gave in a broad Aussie accent was …“up me arse”. There was a stunned silence and some muffled sounds from the control room. While the presenters gathered themselves and said, "the answer we were looking for was ‘in the kitchen’. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/100 "2014-07-23T14:23:44Z")
See the OP, line one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346.md?page=6)