# Strangest places you've had sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2014, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346 "2014-07-17T09:25:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/101 "2014-07-23T14:47:35Z")
I am not a very adventurous person. In the woods, in my dad’s bed, in a hot tub (with other people in it!), bathroom at a party (until people started knocking) … yeah, that’s about it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/102 "2014-07-23T15:00:01Z")
> [@someone11](#): > > When I saw this thread title I was reminded of a clip I heard on the Kenny Everett show in London in the mid 70’s where they were chuckling at a quiz type program that I think was from Australia, (my memory is not too good on the details). Anyway it was one of those programs where they question each member of a couple separately and see what answers they give. > > The show was going out live and the question to the woman was ‘where did you last have sex’, the answer she gave in a broad Aussie accent was …“up me arse”. There was a stunned silence and some muffled sounds from the control room. While the presenters gathered themselves and said, "the answer we were looking for was ‘in the kitchen’. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > See the OP, line one. Plus that sounds pretty much like the clip from _The Newlywed Game_. The answer they were looking for was “In the kitchen.” No broad Aussie accents though. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/103 "2014-07-23T16:05:50Z")
[Right here.](https://www.google.com/maps/@40.9354765,-75.5336964,274m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en) On the broad sloping hill just below the outside synogogue at Camp Harlam in Pennsylvania. It was in the middle of the night. Under the stars !! 😃 " This one time, at Youth Group Camp… " Also, in the corn field at the estate of William Penn’s son near Quakertown, PA. It was called “Silverwinds”. ---
**Author:** ![amorali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@amorali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amorali)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/104 "2014-07-23T16:15:48Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Once they squeeze in, they can’t help but have sex by default! It stinks and who knows what biohazards are in there. Romantic. “He may not look like much now, but in the bathroom of that Rustler Steakhouse, he chose me.” ---
**Author:** ![amorali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@amorali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amorali)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/105 "2014-07-23T16:53:36Z")
I just remembered I got someone to believe you joined the mile high club by having sex in Denver. ---
**Author:** ![Nema98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d2c977/32.png) [@Nema98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nema98)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/106 "2014-07-23T16:56:27Z")
At the cemetery. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/107 "2014-07-23T17:56:54Z")
Cell Block 2H :eek:☹ ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/108 "2014-07-23T18:47:10Z")
> [@interestingtwist](#): > > In the front yard of a strangers house in the middle of the day. Sound pretty risky. No “consequences” from it? > [@interestingtwist](#): > > In a sleeping bag in the middle of a public park at night (police actually ‘happened upon us’ this time). So, how did that go down? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/109 "2014-07-23T19:09:55Z")
In the library. With a candlestick. ---
**Author:** ![ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryan)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/110 "2014-07-23T20:36:49Z")
In the front hallway of my grandfathers house. in the 10x10 area between the inner and outer doors. We were very young, couldn’t bring each other into our respective bedrooms. In a couple of movie theaters. A few when I was early 20’s and worked in one, a couple more in my 30’s with a moderately kinky girlfriend. In the bathroom of a bar. In the backroom of a bar. In the office of a bar. On a bar top. On a pool-table…in a bar. (been working in them for 16 years, the bar-top and pool-table were singular events, the others were multiple times in a couple different places) In a hospital room. Visiting the above mentions kinky girlfriend, due to be discharged the next morning. In an elevator. In a vending machine alcove in Harrah’s in AC. Wow, Im kind of a man-whore. (or at least I used to be) ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/111 "2014-07-23T22:42:02Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Hey BrotherCadfael, was it [like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqClWdOcWog) Do tell. Well, I said hayLOFT, not hayRIDE, but, otherwise not a million miles away from that clip - Igor was not present, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/112 "2014-07-24T02:50:40Z")
> [@amorali](#): > > It stinks and who knows what biohazards are in there. Romantic. Sounds like your average short-time motel room in Bangkok. > [@interestingtwist](#): > > In a sleeping bag in the middle of a public park at night (police actually ‘happened upon us’ this time). > [@Trans Fat Og](#): > > Sound pretty risky. No “consequences” from it? > So, how did that go down? You mean how did _she_ go down. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/113 "2014-07-24T03:36:44Z")
A funny one, in retrospect: Near here is a major rail/bus stop, next to a large embankment. It was very late at night. I was with a friend from college, and one thing led to another, and we wound up JO each other on the embankment. After we both came, we fell asleep. Fast forward a few hours: it was a bright morning, in the middle of rush hour. Hundreds of cars passed us in full view, as we both lay there, our pants down around our ankles. It’s amazing we didn’t get arrested. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/114 "2014-07-24T16:21:17Z")
> [@Nema98](#): > > At the cemetery. Was a shovel involved and are you from Baltimore? I’m flashing back to several classic Unca Cecils. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/115 "2014-07-24T20:31:59Z")
In the cargo area of a Blazer parked at a religious bookstore. :o ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/116 "2014-07-24T21:30:27Z")
Hmm, hard to say. Hotel hot tubs, taxis, not even sure where else. In one case, the specific location wasn’t strange, however…in the living room with a guy while his boyfriend was asleep in the next room. Who I had also had sex with but neither one knew about it happening with the other. (I plead that I was young, stupid, they were with a group that had probably all fooled around together at some point and they weren’t super serious about each other anyway) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/117 "2014-07-25T00:25:55Z")
Wellesley College, on the podium that was used mere hours thereafter by Toni Morrison to give a very inspiring speech. Even now, I can’t keep a straight face. ---
**Author:** ![Mann\_Slaughter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@Mann\_Slaughter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mann_Slaughter)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/118 "2014-07-25T05:29:04Z")
We were both soldiers stationed in Texas in 1983, and she was only the 3rd girl I’d ever had sex with… Our first time she started giving me head in the on-post theater as we watched a movie. We finished with intercourse in the seats. A week later we had drunken sex in a glass phone booth behind the PX while 8-10 other drunken soldiers (male & female) cheered us on. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/119 "2014-07-25T15:03:10Z")
In the middle of a crowd on a techno dance floor, with two other girls. That was a night beyond belief. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346/120 "2014-07-26T18:49:14Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > You mean how did _she_ go down. I “stand” corrected! Heh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-places-youve-had-sex/693346.md?page=7)