# Strangest Records Ever Released **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-records-ever-released/178322 "2003-05-29T17:54:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-records-ever-released/178322/81 "2003-06-04T06:33:59Z")
Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon’s Hometown Prarie Hoedown and Will the Fetus be Aborted? Hands down. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-records-ever-released/178322/82 "2003-06-04T06:37:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mobo85 \* > \*\*Although this probably doesn’t count, I once saw a documentary on PBS about the unknown world of companies that have people send in lyrics (and money) and make a song out of those lyrics. Some of the results are ridiculous. I give you the first verse and the first line of the chorus of _Peace and Love_ (originally the chorus was to begin “Stevie Wonder’s…”) > > \*Last night I took some LSD > I saw the greatest things I ever did see > Warts loved my nipples because they were pink > Vomit on me baby, yeah, yeah, yeah > > The blind man’s penis is erect because he’s blind…\* > > Now imagine those words being sung to a almost march-like beat. \*\* They’re called Song Poems. The [American Song Poems Music Archive](http://www.aspma.com/) has a page which has all of the lyrics of [“Peace and Love”](http://www.aspma.com/trubee.htm) as well as the history of the song. Their lyrics are slightly different than what you quoted. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-records-ever-released/178322/83 "2003-06-04T07:03:45Z")
John Cale’s _The Jeweller_ is pretty weird. So is [this](http://www.webgods.net/stiv.html) song by Stiv Bators. ---
**Author:** ![S\_Puppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@S\_Puppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S_Puppy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-records-ever-released/178322/84 "2003-06-04T14:30:48Z")
Was Wesley Willis mentioned? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-records-ever-released/178322/85 "2003-06-05T03:40:05Z")
_Death Rape 2000_ by Wiseblood is pretty weird. The same three notes repeated over and over again. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-records-ever-released/178322/86 "2003-06-05T13:00:51Z")
> [@](#): > > I read in one of those uncle John bathroom readers that in the 60’s there was a record titled “the best of Marcel Marceau.” Quite true. I owned a copy of it back in the early 70’s. IIRC, I got it for 50 cents from the bargain bin at a (now defunct) downscale dept. store called McRory’s. I also bought a copy of Leonard Nimoy’s album that had “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” on it from the same place. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strangest-records-ever-released/178322.md?page=4)