# Straws Suck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straws-suck/163807>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 24, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straws-suck/163807 "2003-03-24T16:54:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straws-suck/163807/21 "2003-03-25T20:27:19Z")

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straws-suck/163807/22 "2003-03-25T21:46:00Z")

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I can’t hear the name Jack Straw without hearing Jerry Garcia\* singing “Jack Straw / from Wichita…”

(\*Or Bruce Hornsby – the “Deadicated” CD is full of great Dead covers).

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straws-suck/163807/23 "2003-03-26T00:48:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*Straws don’t suck, People suck!  
> [sub]but I think the straw helps…[/sub] \*\*

Groan…You should apologize to Eddie for doing that…

–  
Justin

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