# Stray cats will not be fed....part 2 with pic

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707 "2011-07-12T02:42:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/1 "2011-07-12T02:42:02Z")

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Here’s a [picture](http://www.flickr.com/photos/58334498@N05/5928846500/in/photostream) of the stray kitties I shall not be feeding or naming.

But Ginger and Honey would be good names for the kittens, if I were going to name them. Mama lives in the neighborhood somewhere and goes home to eat. The kittens live under the front porch.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/2 "2011-07-12T02:51:55Z")

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Good heavens. Mama is _gorgeous_. And Ginger and Honey, as are all kittens, are adorable.

So, are you starting them on kibble or gooshy? Do any of them allow pettings?

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/3 "2011-07-12T02:54:05Z")

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Since you won’t be naming them, I do not vote for Honey and Ginger. I also do not vote for Goldy and Cinnamon, which would be my not choices.

I want a kitten… :’(

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/4 "2011-07-12T03:12:01Z")

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I absolutely do not vote for Red Chief and Penelope (Perils of…). OMG they’re cute.

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**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/5 "2011-07-12T10:40:19Z")

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No name suggestions, but great heavens, they’re just gorgeous! Mama cat reminds me of that iconic photo of the Afghani girl – those _eyes_!

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/6 "2011-07-12T10:46:06Z")

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If I were not naming kittens, I would definitely not name these two Honey and Ginger. They are awesomely cute.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/7 "2011-07-12T11:42:52Z")

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If I wasn’t naming kittens I wasn’t keeping, I certainly wouldn’t call them Dawn and Dusk.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/8 "2011-07-12T12:33:04Z")

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Under no circumstances should you ever name them Hera, RidingHood and Bronte. In fact, you should drive them away with [small](http://www.fancyfeastcoupons.info/images/fancy-feast-coupons1.jpg) [metal](http://www.toyourstore.com/store2/thumbnail/81400281376338.jpg) cans as soon as possible.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/9 "2011-07-12T12:56:07Z")

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Good thing I don’t have to not name any kitties, because I’d definitely not name them Ginger and Honey.

Squee!

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**Author:** ![Sally\_Mander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Sally\_Mander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sally_Mander)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/10 "2011-07-12T13:05:18Z")

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I would definitely not be naming them Mango and Melon.

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**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/11 "2011-07-12T22:27:13Z")

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I most certainly would not call the kittens Tikka Masala and Creme Brulee, and I wouldn’t dream of calling mama PrettyPrettyFluffyTortiePrincess.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/12 "2011-07-12T22:55:24Z")

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> [@cwthree](#):
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> I most certainly would not call the kittens Tikka Masala and Creme Brulee, and I wouldn’t dream of calling mama PrettyPrettyFluffyTortiePrincess.

That’s a relief.

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/13 "2011-07-12T22:59:31Z")

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Aw! They’re all beautiful!  
Cats and kittens make me all melty.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/14 "2011-07-12T23:36:56Z")

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What a beautiful family. I am totally not congratulating you on Mocha, Ginger and Cream.

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/15 "2011-07-12T23:51:33Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> What a beautiful family. I am totally not congratulating you on Mocha, Ginger and Cream.

(Win)

You don’t get my not vote, since kittys aren’t being named therefore we are not voting.

Screw this…☹ I WANNA KITTY!!!

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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/16 "2011-07-13T01:13:49Z")

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If anyone wants to come to Spokane and adopt them, I’ll try harder to befriend and tame the kittens. Right now they are still untouchable. I really seriously absolutely positively do not want any pets. Mama PrettyPrettyFluffyTortiePrincess already has a home somewhere. I’m hoping when they’re big enough she’ll take them home for weaning. And I hope her staff gets her spayed!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/17 "2011-07-13T01:45:19Z")

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I don’t suppose you could mail them?

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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/18 "2011-07-13T02:12:53Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> I don’t suppose you could mail them?

Wish I could! Reminds me, many years ago you used to be able to mail little turtles from San Francisco. If I remember correctly, they had Fisherman’s Wharf painted on their shells.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/19 "2011-07-13T05:45:32Z")

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I’m told that cheap American cheese is like manna from heaven for kitties. I’ve got a friend who has managed to nab 4 kittens and the mama by tempting them with nibbles of cheese. He’s planning on an TNR for the Mom, and hopes to home the kittens.

Is Mama PrettyPrettyFluffyTortiePrincess amenable to being touched? Sending her home with a note saying “your cat has kittens, please get her fixed” might help. And local rescues (not SPCA) might be willing to do a TNR for the kittens, or even a TNA (Trap, Neuter, Adopt) if you contact them.

Talk to **flatlined**. She does this all the time.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stray-cats-will-not-be-fed-part-2-with-pic/588707/20 "2011-07-13T07:06:59Z")

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> [@pohjonen](#):
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> If anyone wants to come to Spokane and adopt them, I’ll try harder to befriend and tame the kittens. Right now they are still untouchable.

Better to get them early. The older they get, the harder to tame they will become. Before 8 weeks is best, after that it become difficult. After 12 usually very difficult. If mom doesn’t take them “home” soon they may become a lost cause. Then they will need to be trapped, neutered and live their life on the mean streets ( or your yard, I suppose ).

I just went through this with a few feral kittens at my workplace. Thankfully we got them trapped, fostered, tamed and now well on their way to adoption. You might check and see if there is a group in Spokane that works with ferals ( not necessarily animal control, who would more likely end up euthanizing them ).

That is a great picture, though :). Really handsome little guys ( well, more likely guys, anyway ).

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