# Stream Dreams Blow up pigs and Turksploitation, a tale of Amsterdam **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330 "2001-03-17T03:07:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/81 "2001-03-22T01:19:53Z")
**Cite** , please! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/82 "2001-03-22T01:26:41Z")
Don’t piss the judge off, Shayna. He just might tell _some people_ that it is still legal under Danish Law to properly flog your woman whem she didn’t prepare your morning smørrebrød to your liking. I believe it may even involve the use of the Cat-o’-Nine-Tails. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/83 "2001-03-22T01:40:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shayna \* > So put that in your pipe and smoke it! 😉 \*\* is the judge allowed to do that while the court is in session? even in Holland? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/84 "2001-03-22T01:55:38Z")
Ahem. What source are you using for your information, Mr. Moderator Extraordinaire? According to [the Danish Marriage Act](http://www.civildir.dk/regler/MarriageAct.htm) > [@](#): > > 34.-(1) A spouse shall be entitled to a divorce if the other spouse has intentionally committed violence of a serious nature against the spouse or the children. I didn’t see anything in there that suggested flogging was still a legal act under Danish Law. I did, however, find _this_ interesting tidbit. From [The Danish History, Books 1-9](http://members.nbci.com/nikpage/nse/danish.htm)… > [@](#): > > (g) A man must marry a girl he has seduced. Hmmmmmm Now what was that you were saying again? I got kindof distracted there for a little bit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/85 "2001-03-22T05:32:37Z")
**Shayna!** I am so HAPPY for you! And **Spiny Norman,** you have captured the heart of one of my dearest friends, and that makes you the luckiest man alive! (I have EXCELLENT taste in friends, you see!) Um, would it be over the top to warn you that if you don’t treat her like the wonderful woman she is I will put the old EvilScottiEye on you? Or maybe I will just stomp your face…Hmmmmm [sub]I may be small, but I am fiery![/sub] Seriously, my best wishes to the both of you…may you always be happier than you are today! I love you dearly, **Shayna!** Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/86 "2001-03-22T08:24:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > Well, maybe **Agrhis** would have expressed concern, but he wasn’t there yet. 🙂 I would have had _no_ objections being jumped upon by **anyone** , especially not the lovely **Shayna**. It would be an interesting distraction from my otherwise empty life (well, pounce-wise empty that is). I feel so left out… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/87 "2001-03-22T10:06:13Z")
Just to let you all know, there will be a particular picture on the pages that makes it look like \*\*I’m \*\*the luckiest Dane in the world, but it isnt really what it looks like. Slice of Lemon, Shayna? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/88 "2001-03-22T13:59:34Z")
I just saw the photos. :eek: First you guys try to get my little boy tatooed, tell him all the gory details about the Red Light District, and now I see that you snuck him a beer when I went to pee? WTF! Animals! All of ya! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/89 "2001-03-23T01:40:15Z")
Should you wish to register a complaint - court’s in session. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/90 "2001-03-23T19:33:54Z")
No complaints from me. I rather like animals! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/91 "2001-03-24T00:13:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*No complaints from me. I rather like animals! 😃 \*\* So **that’s** what happened to poofy! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/92 "2001-03-24T02:10:49Z")
**Scotti** , thank you for the well-wishes. We are deliriously happy. He has, indeed, captured my heart. I know you’ll come to love him as much as I do. Well, maybe no _as_ much. It’d be pretty hard to surpass what I’m feeling right now. 🙂 **Aghris** , I take that as the highest compliment. You definitely have jumpable bones, my friend. I’m _so_ glad you could make it for the festivities. It was wonderful to meet you. For someone as nice and charming as you, there must be a wonderful man out there somewhere who’ll want to jump your bones! **Twisty** , you’re so, so, so… twisted!! Sure, _now_ you offer me a slice of lemon when I’m 5,000 miles away and can’t take you up on it. Hrmpf! **Diane** , so what exactly does the [Supreme High Temptress of IMHO](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26388) do with her animals, may I ask? Do they play some kind of role in your seduction technique? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/93 "2001-03-24T02:18:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > > \*\*So **that’s** what happened to poofy! :eek: \*\* I’m afraid not. It’s my sad duty to report that our evil and cruel host, **ColdHeart** , (and I quote) “sucked her empty last night”. Poor poofy. ☹ * * * I’m the luckiest woman in the world! [Click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1207530#post1207530) to find out why. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/94 "2001-03-24T02:21:18Z")
Feh. Not all women that leave my appartment deflated get sucked on first. She was lucky, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/95 "2001-03-24T07:10:37Z")
Please tell me that “sucked her empty” is just the Dutch way of saying “taking really good care of her” Please? ☹ You know, because we’re going to need her for **Snormy’s** stag party, which _I_ get to plan! Hoo Ahh! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/96 "2001-03-24T07:28:34Z")
Sorry, Tater, Lots of women leave Coldy’s feeling “empty”. 😉 😃 D&R hehe ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/97 "2001-03-24T08:20:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\* > Um, would it be over the top to warn you that if you don’t treat her like the wonderful woman she is I will put the old EvilScottiEye on you? Or maybe I will just stomp your face…Hmmmmm > Scotti \*\* Not at all over the top - but as I’ve fallen rather drastically for this utterly wonderful woman, I have a hard time seeing your scenario come true. Besides from which, I’ve a feeling that what would be left of me in that case after **Shayna** (Hi sweetie) gets through with me wouldn’t be worth stomping. Thanks for your good wishes - I sure look forward to meeting you. S. Norman ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/98 "2001-03-24T15:08:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Diane, so what exactly does the Supreme High Temptress of IMHO do with her animals, may I ask? Do they play some kind of role in your seduction technique? Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Supreme High Temptress, now I remember! In answer to your question of what I do with my animals - It would depend on whether we are talking about the four-legged type or the two-legged type, or the two-legged type on all fours. Oh, BTW, what wasn’t I informed about female sucking going on at Clogboy’s house? I mean shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I could have easily ditched the old Kraiger and the kiddies. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/99 "2001-03-24T15:11:12Z")
I know it is last minute, but I just made plans to be in Rome, Italy, March 26 - 28th. Will anyone be in the neighborhood or able to make arrangements for a spontaneous, quick trip? Just so you all know, I am NOT driving. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330/100 "2001-03-24T15:17:11Z")
Has anyone heard from **Sassy** at all ? I thought she’d be home by now but I haven’t seen anything on the board from her. Last time we saw her, she was hopping (quite literally, having had a bit of trouble from her knee) into a cab at the end of the walking tour late on Sunday night. I’m hoping everything is okay ?? Hey ! Has anyone else picked up a very boring runny nose cold since they got home – I think it might have been all the walking in the rain (no Shayna, that’s not a cue for a soppy [Neil Sedaka](http://members.aol.com/sedaka1/rain.htm) love song – jeez….what _can_ you do with this woman ??) Goddam, colds are sooo tedious! Sassy, you out there ? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stream-dreams-blow-up-pigs-and-turksploitation-a-tale-of-amsterdam/58330.md?page=6)