# Streaming April 9th--Assassin 33 A.D.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 9, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/streaming-april-9th-assassin-33-a-d/851399 "2020-04-09T04:21:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/streaming-april-9th-assassin-33-a-d/851399/1 "2020-04-09T04:21:00Z")

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Maybe you can give [this](https://rogersmovienation.com/2020/01/21/movie-review-time-traveling-to-save-jesus-or-shoot-him-assassination-33-a-d/) [movie](https://youtube.com/watch?v=XFnVZnrFWdo) a watch, just to assure yourself that a global pandemic is only the _second_ worst thing to arrive this year?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2020, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/streaming-april-9th-assassin-33-a-d/851399/2 "2020-04-09T04:37:22Z")

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Remember when the faith community gave us things like the Sistine Chapel, Milton’s Paradise Lost and Handel’s Messiah?

Now we get turds like this that look like a cut-for-time sketch from a high school YouTube production.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/streaming-april-9th-assassin-33-a-d/851399/3 "2020-04-09T04:48:18Z")

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I ‘skimmed’ the trailer without sound, and still only made it halfway through.

I’m disappointed that the subject of [reverb] \*A S S A S S I N • 3 3 • A D … \*wasn’t \*Secret Super-Spy Judas… \*Agent of _S.K.E.P.T.X._