# Street name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473 "2023-03-22T02:58:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/61 "2023-07-20T15:21:20Z")
A ribhouse we used to frequent (before Covid shut 'em down) had [this chart](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ovjb2/whats_your_blues_name/) posted near the register. My blues name is **Boney** (sic) **Legs Bailey**. Have fun. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/62 "2023-07-20T15:29:11Z")
Boney Gumbo Hopkins. [Homer]Mmmm, Boney Gumbo[/Homer] ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/63 "2023-07-20T15:45:42Z")
And I’m Boney Gumbo Bradley. Just a boney bunch in here! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/64 "2023-07-20T16:52:20Z")
I would be Lucky Buskirk. Just sad. Porn name. - Big Dog Walker is my Blues name Like that. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/65 "2023-07-20T17:22:50Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Porn name. > > - “Bullet”? That would be a man’s porn name. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/66 "2023-07-20T18:28:55Z")
I don’t know about this. Who defines these things? Your _Doper name_ is your mother’s maiden name followed by your bank transit and account numbers… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/67 "2023-07-20T18:54:33Z")
no, your doper name is your e-mail address followed by you social security number ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/68 "2023-07-20T20:09:08Z")
These last two sounds more like your Dopey name than Doper name. As in “you’d have to be pretty dopey to fall for that ploy.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/69 "2023-07-20T20:10:07Z")
Sure. I was trying to be diplomatic about some of the posts a few above it, though. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/70 "2023-07-20T20:43:37Z")
The close resemblance between porno names and online security questions is funny, though. Did my childhood friends all go into IT? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/71 "2023-07-20T21:23:44Z")
One Way ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/72 "2023-07-20T22:05:05Z")
I’ve developed a fine method for creating your porn name using your bank account and routing numbers. If y’all just PM those to me, I’ll give you names to be proud of. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2023, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/73 "2023-07-21T00:33:14Z")
I dub thee “Bent-over Squealing JailWeasel” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2023, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/74 "2023-07-21T00:42:46Z")
Whatever you say, **Pretty Bad Boy Parker**! (snerk) ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2023, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/75 "2023-07-21T12:48:36Z")
No Outlet ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/76 "2023-07-21T14:27:46Z")
Bad name for a porn star… ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/77 "2023-07-22T11:33:55Z")
Better than “No Entry” though, right? ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/78 "2023-07-22T11:57:34Z")
They call me [Irving](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD8EtvWW8nw). I’m the 142nd fastest gun in the west. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/79 "2023-07-22T12:38:07Z")
MR Dot Cool ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/street-name/981473/80 "2023-07-22T13:13:29Z")
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