# String bikini party (No men allowed) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050 "2000-05-31T23:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/1 "2000-05-31T23:08:53Z")
To celebrate my up coming 1300th post I am inviting all the SD women over to my place for a pool party celebration! But to get in you must be wearing a string bikini. What? Don’t own one? Really? Your kiddin! Ok I have some extras. We got Spumante, beer on tap and tequila and of course me. I’ll be in my speedo. We will start the party off with a nice drink and a round robin discussion. The topic will be what pussies the rest of the men are on the straight dope. Then we’ll play games like The aha twister, strip aha and pin the trunk on aha the elephant ::giggle:: So for some REALMAN fun please RSVP ASAP OK? Oops wait…on second thought maybe we’ll do that on the 1400th post, right now the wife wants me to mow the lawn and pick up the kids at the daycare…damn… ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/2 "2000-06-01T00:41:05Z")
> [@](#): > > The topic will be what pussies the rest of the men > are on the straight dope. :: Rounding up the SD Brute Squad :: :mad: Come on guys, I think hooha here needs to be taught a little lesson… Hey, toss me that baseball bat! :: glaring :: ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/3 "2000-06-01T00:51:02Z")
For adding me to your signature line aha, I’m gonna show up for the party minus the bikini. You don’t mind a little nudity do you? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/4 "2000-06-01T00:52:49Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ll be in my speedo. Dude, nobody’s gonna show if you wear one of those. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/5 "2000-06-01T11:13:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > For adding me to your signature line aha, I’m gonna show up for the party minus the bikini. You don’t mind a little nudity do you? > \*\* I mean, cheating on me with your husband is one thing. But aha?? I smell a fix here. First you vote for him as prom queen and now… (BTW, you’re putting the lie to your statement that you don’t post much, huh?) Finally, you’ll note that it’s now ME following YOU around! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/6 "2000-06-01T11:37:35Z")
I don’t normally join lynching parties, but I’m bored, Gimme a lead pipe or something. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/7 "2000-06-01T16:57:02Z")
Hold still, Aha… (Vb backs up the Buick, gunning the engine…) And a naked Grace? _Amazing!_ ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/8 "2000-06-01T17:09:25Z")
aha… I’m here, I’m here… Oh, God!! this water feels great… VB… move your hands please!! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/9 "2000-06-01T18:45:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > For adding me to your signature line aha, I’m gonna show up for the party minus the bikini. You don’t mind a little nudity do you? > \*\* Everybody in here hurry!!! Grace is Nekkid!! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/10 "2000-06-01T20:10:27Z")
aha, I’m here, I’m here. It’s a little drafty, though, could you shut the windows, please? :eek: Thanks! Ooooooo…this water feels _great_! OH! Who was that? Hey, VB, watch where you’re putting your hands! Just 'cuz you moved 'em away from GBS doesn’t mean I…oh, never mind…I like that… \ **WHAT???** Get your minds out of the gutter, guys! 😛 Hand me a tall cool glass of anything besides beer, aha, thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/11 "2000-06-01T20:25:39Z")
Awwwwww, GBS and PB, What’s the fun in that??? I promise I won’t tickle…much! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/12 "2000-06-01T20:26:04Z")
I would join you in this string bikini party, but I think I would blind everyone with my **shiny white ass**. So, I will show up in my shorts and a low cut shirt, to show off the cleavage, and stand over here by the bar, drinking whatever is on tap. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/13 "2000-06-01T21:18:57Z")
Come on in Shadowfox 🙂 Have a cold one. I guess I must confess that my ass is rather shiney white too! ( passing out sunglasses) BTW I am really suprised that horny old coldfire or wally haven’t tried to crash this party…if you see them just ignore them. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/14 "2000-06-02T02:07:04Z")
Who’s hooha calling a pussy? ::gets out an anvil and drops it on hooha’s head:: Dont worry I seen Jerry do this to Tom a thousand times. Huh? Uh oh… ::walks out of the party slowly:: ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/15 "2000-06-02T02:13:55Z")
You guys are too wierd. I’m gonna pull up my pants and go home. 😃 Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/16 "2000-06-02T02:24:06Z")
Demo & saint: can I join in? Is a damascus steel sword too much? I kind envision something like the “slapping” scene in Airplane, but STARTING with baseball bats. AHOO is living proof a high post count is meaningless. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/17 "2000-06-02T02:36:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I mean, cheating on me with your husband is one thing. But aha?? > \*\* Awwww come on DRY. I swear it didn’t mean a thing. It was only sex. With you it’s making looooove. Now get nekkid and jump in the pool. and Aha, sssshhhhhh. What’ll I get if I nominate you for Prom King? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/18 "2000-06-02T02:39:57Z")
Daniel Demo and Saint…dammit you are ruining my party with all those violent threats…look see… Grace is putting her clothes back on… ohhh Grace Grace wait up…they are just kiddin…no really…wait up… ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/19 "2000-06-02T04:07:09Z")
Does Silly String count? I got a coupla cans leftover from the Milleniy’all hooha, and all’s I can say is is: IT TICKLES! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050/20 "2000-06-02T06:19:27Z")
Humph! How do you like that! He invites us in, and then ignores us! **Fine**. I’ll just sit over here in the pool and enjoy the warm water anyway. After I put on a proper swimsuit, since aha didn’t even _notice_ my purple string bikini. 😛 Come to think of it, neither did VB. _Sigh_ I must be losing my touch. Or my cleavage… \ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/string-bikini-party-no-men-allowed/21050.md?page=2)