# Stripper busted for the tell-tale eye. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383 "2005-08-03T01:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/21 "2005-08-03T18:59:05Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > I’ve seen your user name, and wondered if it was a contraction for “Reverend Tim.” Now, I’m guessing not-ly, but there’s always a chance … It is indeed a contraction of “Reverend Tim”. I’m an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church, which doesn’t care if you are a socially liberal athiest lapdance afficionado! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/22 "2005-08-03T19:01:41Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > _You ever get cum in your eye Gabriel, HMM? It BURNS. So, there I was, laying in the middle of my bed completely naked with an eye full of cum, thinkin’ to myself “oh hell no.”_ “Here’s cum in your eye” :: knocks back drink :: Just doesn’t seem the same. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/23 "2005-08-03T19:13:17Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > _You ever get cum in your eye Gabriel, HMM? It BURNS. So, there I was, laying in the middle of my bed completely naked with an eye full of cum, thinkin’ to myself “oh hell no.”_ _rolling on the floor_ (You should see the looks I’m getting from my cow-irkers…) I love Coco Peru. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/24 "2005-08-03T19:54:40Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > It is indeed a contraction of “Reverend Tim”. I’m an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church, which doesn’t care if you are a socially liberal athiest lapdance afficionado! WOO-HOO! Me too! Atta boy, Rev! Only – call me … _Preacher._ ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/25 "2005-08-03T20:01:34Z")
I’ve been to quite a few strip clubs, and I have to say that those are, for the most part, some of the least attractive strippers I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/26 "2005-08-03T20:03:12Z")
> [@Duke of Rat](#): > > I’ve been to quite a few strip clubs, and I have to say that those are, for the most part, some of the least attractive strippers I’ve ever seen. Most strippers look worse in the cold, sober light of day. I do like the cute little head tilt a couple of them went for. though. Nice touch for a mug shot. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/27 "2005-08-03T20:48:39Z")
I’ve seen quite a few strippers in the cold, sober light of day, and I stand by my previous statement. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/28 "2005-08-03T20:57:34Z")
> [@Duke of Rat](#): > > I’ve seen quite a few strippers in the cold, sober light of day, and I stand by my previous statement. 🙂 Link to their mug shots… we’ll decide. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/29 "2005-08-03T21:01:06Z")
Does this really show anything but the stupidity of anti-stripping/prostitution laws? ---
**Author:** ![Apricot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Apricot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apricot)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/30 "2005-08-03T21:01:33Z")
Busted blood vessels in the eye most commonly result from forceful vomitting, like the kind you get with a migraine, from drug use, or bulemia. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/31 "2005-08-03T21:19:04Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Link to their mug shots… we’ll decide. 😉 You’ll just have to trust me on this one… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/32 "2005-08-03T21:22:41Z")
Check out the age range for those…uh…girls? One is as old as me and another is as old as my mom. Icky. And I agree that here we have a very unattractive group of strippers. A couple aren’t bad looking, though. [This one](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0729051strip3.jpg) isn’t bad looking, but she looks a older than 20. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383/33 "2005-08-04T10:52:31Z")
> [@Duke of Rat](#): > > You’ll just have to trust me on this one… 😉 Sorry, that’s not the way it’s done here… CITE?!? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stripper-busted-for-the-tell-tale-eye/315383.md?page=1)