# Strippers and their genitalia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [April 8, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146 "2013-04-08T12:47:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/21 "2013-04-08T23:16:37Z")

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Women please to not be cutting on the coochies! ☹

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**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/22 "2013-04-08T23:45:24Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> First, check out how they made the castings.

Well, that makes sense- I hadn’t really considered the mechanics of the casting process!

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/23 "2013-04-09T00:40:41Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> /bunk

You’ll be in yours?

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**Author:** ![simply\_cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@simply\_cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simply_cats)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/24 "2013-04-09T00:56:21Z")

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Fascinating thread. I had no idea labiaplasty existed. You learn something new everyday!

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/25 "2013-04-09T01:12:45Z")

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I went to a strip club with my wife, one known for strippers getting touchy- feely with patrons. Contrary to the OPs observation, these women had a variety of…hangy-ness. But something my wife was curious about was boob firmness of other women. At one point the stripper put my wife’s hands on her (stripper’s) boobs and let her squeeze em. My wife commented the stripper’s boobs were really soft, and asked if other women i’d been with have boobs like that.

Just like vulvas, breasts also seem to come in a wide variety of configurations; some are firmer than others.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/26 "2013-04-09T02:09:31Z")

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Loose lips sink ships.

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**Author:** ![AllShookDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d9b06d/32.png) [@AllShookDown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllShookDown)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/27 "2013-04-10T18:54:24Z")

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I suggest you check out the Stuff Mom Never Told You podcast, “Why are more women paying for designer vaginas?” (available on itunes or the How Stuff Works web site)

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/28 "2013-04-10T20:12:50Z")

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> [@AllShookDown](#):
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> I suggest you check out the Stuff Mom Never Told You podcast, “Why are more women paying for designer vaginas?” (available on itunes or the How Stuff Works web site)

“Oh, my god, Bambi! You’re still wearing last season’s cooch!”

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**Author:** ![svrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@svrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/svrider)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/29 "2013-04-20T11:01:01Z")

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From my limited sample of one “used to be a stripper” girlfriend, I can attest that some of them do have slightly visible inner lips.  
Off all the gossip and dressing room talk I heard when she danced, the only lip enhancements I remember being mentioned was the face type. Maybe it’s a regional thing and it just hasn’t made it to Europe yet.

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**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/30 "2013-04-20T12:09:08Z")

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When the same question was answered in an entertainment magazine in AUS 10 or 20 years ago, the editor acknowledged that women come in two varieties: “innies” and “outies”, and explained that, in AUS, they were not permitted to publish pictures of “outies”.

That’s not directly relevant to the question, but I would imagine that high-res pictures form the criteria against which strippers and their customers judge appearance.

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strippers-and-their-genitalia/655146/31 "2013-04-20T15:02:14Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> “Oh, my god, Bambi! You’re still wearing last season’s cooch!”

:D:D:D

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