# Stroke my ego, who's your favourite poster?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 24, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489 "2000-04-24T15:33:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/1 "2000-04-24T15:33:00Z")

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Jazzmine still comes to mind for me. There are many more.  
Ayesha (for her incredible wisdom)  
Swimming Riddles  
Kellibelli (still)  
PurpleCrackWhore (if she would ever return)  
Surgoshan  
UncleBeer (I love him for my sig line that is attached… a whole thread when all you puny mortals only received a few lines… mwahahahhahaha)  
Falcon (love the chat)  
Sanibleman (still for the chats)

## There are so many more (especially the people I chat with) but I am just going brain dead right now. Coldfire had a really good popular poster thread where he tabulated a running total. This won’t even be close to that.

[SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html)

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/2 "2000-04-24T15:38:00Z")

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NOOOOOOOOO - Not ANOTHER one!!!

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**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/3 "2000-04-24T15:40:00Z")

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is there a **Best of the Best** edition of the Straight Dope?

I would be able to decide if there was.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/4 "2000-04-24T15:42:00Z")

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I’m my favorite poster.

I suspect that SqrlCub is SqrlCub’s favorite poster, too.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/5 "2000-04-24T15:46:00Z")

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Let’s get this fire going. I nominate Ed Zotti. Burn baby, burn!

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/6 "2000-04-25T05:05:00Z")

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RUDE! There are so many newbies out there who need a chance to voice their opinion.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

PS. This isn’t stroking my ego so far. ☹

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[SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html)

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/7 "2000-04-25T05:09:00Z")

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My favorite poster? Why, SqrlCub, of course!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/8 "2000-04-25T05:10:00Z")

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Although **Eve’s** got an excellent point, as usual. My own posts never fail to crack me up. I could read 'em over and over.

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/9 "2000-04-25T05:13:00Z")

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Why thank you Ukelele Ike. I think your posts are FABOO! Oh, I hope the other people don’t realize I am trying to pad my posts so I might actually reach 1000 someday.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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[SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html)

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/10 "2000-04-25T05:19:00Z")

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It’s a tie between SingleDad & jodih. How about rubber bands at twelve paces for the tie breaker?

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When will all the rhetorical questions end?

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**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/11 "2000-04-25T05:29:00Z")

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Mega the Roo- after reading her discription of herself I have this uncontrolable curiosity to meet her.

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“Clatu, Verrata…nector?..neck-tie?”

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**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/12 "2000-04-25T05:32:00Z")

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I’m going for Coldfire and Canthearya

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/13 "2000-04-25T05:42:00Z")

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Dorothy Parker. As channeled by Eve.

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**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/14 "2000-04-25T05:48:00Z")

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**opus:** You are clearly a person of taste and discrimination. 😃

I myself like too many people here to risk naming some and offending the rest. This is an incredible community, where the people who annoy me regularly are the exception rather than the rule.

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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/15 "2000-04-25T05:56:00Z")

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Finagle—I am printing that out, and rolling around nekkid on it tonight.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/16 "2000-04-25T05:56:00Z")

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Billdo is my favorite regular poster, of course. Now, if I could only get him to change his screen name…

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Back off, man. My brother’s a lawyer. (Thanks, Wally!)

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/17 "2000-04-24T18:01:00Z")

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ultress of course cause we are best friends.

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One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/18 "2000-04-24T18:02:00Z")

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clearly it’s Sqrlcub (hey you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours)!

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If at first you don’t succeed - redefine success!

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/19 "2000-04-24T21:42:00Z")

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Starts with M, ends with R, and has ullinato in the middle.

Actually, way too many to mention. There are about 75 of you and I know you know who you are.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/20 "2000-04-24T22:31:00Z")

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My favorite posters.  
In no particular order.

Jazzmine: (she laughed at my double wide joke and posted that laugh)  
Suo Na: a wicked practial joker  
Mega the Roo: Not sure why. Moth to a bug light kind of thing.

Wally,Coldfire, and aha: I know I am going to laugh when I see something they post. If I don’t someone better check me for a pulse.

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Destroyer of grammar  
matser or typos.  
Typo artist fo the world Untie!

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