# Stroke my ego, who's your favourite poster?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 24, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489 "2000-04-24T15:33:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/21 "2000-04-24T23:28:00Z")

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Well, Sqrl, if it’s merely your _ego_ that requires stroking, sure: **you’re my favourite poster!** 😃

_(Thanks for the votes of confidence for me - I hope to make you all laugh for a long time.)_

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/22 "2000-04-25T00:12:00Z")

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Woohoo! I got mentioned in the OP!

As for mine:

SqrlCub (who is great to chat with, and just as sweet and funny in person)  
Coldfire (my fellow Rush fanatic)  
Bricker  
DrainBead  
Satan  
Democritus  
ValerieBlase

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Homepage: [www.tiercel.com](http://www.tiercel.com)  
Occupation: Culling slow moving vermin  
Location: The wild blue yonder.  
Interests: Thermals, updrafts, downdrafts, air currents in general.  
(Profile by UncleBeer.)

Environment? Nah. Mood lighting and ambience is what counts.

- a genuine **WallyM7** sig

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/23 "2000-04-25T05:55:00Z")

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I like everyone who likes me, so there. Figure that one out.

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[The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/)

- **Shadow of the Pigeon** -  
Weirdo of the Night

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/24 "2000-04-25T09:06:00Z")

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Aww Sqrl, how sweet ! Thank you.

I have lots of favorites, if I list them I will miss someone !

So I’ll just say I love almost all of you for one reason or another.

But if I have to say which one I love best, it’s TheLION of course.

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“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” sig. by WallyM7 profile by UncleBeer, thanks guys.

Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/25 "2000-04-25T10:35:00Z")

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Go to About This Message Board and check out the master list. That about does it for me. Of course **aha** should be the first name on the list, or at least he’s the first name on my list. There are only a couple of posters that I don’t particularly care for, and I avoid those.

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\*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_

_I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._

Homepage: [www.superlativeandsassy.com](http://www.superlativeandsassy.com)  
Occupation: Temptress  
Location: Ultra, California  
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes  
_profile by UncleBeer_

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/26 "2000-04-25T12:54:00Z")

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## Ah, I love all you kids. Seriously, a list of who we DON’T like would be easier and more interesting, but I think that’s more Pit fare.

“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

```auto
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
                  -Chef Troy, Haiku Master
```

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**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/27 "2000-04-25T12:56:00Z")

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Hey, if someone votes for me, I’ll vote for them…

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/28 "2000-04-25T12:59:00Z")

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## Ha! I’ve got you al beat! I like everyone who _doesn’t_ vote for me!

JMCJ

“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/29 "2000-04-25T13:01:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Of course aha should be the first name on the list, or at least he’s the first name on my list.

😃

Hey ul…I keep clicking on your homepage link in your sig like a dumbutt! lol

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One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/30 "2000-04-25T13:02:00Z")

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I… _sniff_… feel… _sniff_… so _sniff_ much like a neeewwwbiiiiie _waaaaaaaaaah_!

Among my favs are Coldfire, Wally, n’ Esprix, n’ Manhattan (I once was declared his new favourite person - what a way to be welcomed on SDMB!)… n’ SqrlCub, of course, cuz his ego needs stroking.

::::: hiding in the corner of rejected newbiness :::::::

😃 Elenfair, who has nothing better to do…

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/31 "2000-04-25T13:05:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by John Corrado:  
> \*\*Ha! I’ve got you al beat! I like everyone who _doesn’t_ vote for me!  
> \*\*

John you are second on my list if for no other reason than your knowledge about atomic bombs. 🙂

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One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/32 "2000-04-25T13:43:00Z")

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Hmmm . . .

_ **YOU** _ are my favorite poster. That’s right, the one reading this right now. I adore you. I get warm, mushy, kitten feelings every time I see that you’ve posted.

I hate popularity contests, someone (like, _me_) always ends up feeling left out and unloved.

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/33 "2000-04-25T13:56:00Z")

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I can’t believe I missed Chef Troy. Sigh, you haven’t been online enough to chat with recently. Cheffie is the among the cutest posters I know. 😉 I know I keep forgetting people but eventually this will get my post to 1000 (currently 993)

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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[SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html)

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/34 "2000-04-25T14:23:00Z")

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I can’t believe you missed _me_! 😛 ( **Elenfair** didn’t! Thanks babe!)

Frankly, it would be easier for me to list the poster I _don’t_ like, as most everyone here deserves mention as way wickedly cool posters. However, most of the people I don’t like I don’t read, or they’ve left in a huff. C’est la vie, eh?

Esprix

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Evidently, I rock.  
[Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)

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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/35 "2000-04-25T14:52:00Z")

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**Diane** is my favorite poster.  
She’s so cheery and positive and always has such nice things to contribute to any thread.

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**Author:** ![24KaratGold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/cc9497/32.png) [@24KaratGold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/24KaratGold)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/36 "2000-04-25T16:22:00Z")

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Coldfire. Satan. Manhattan. Notthemama. AntiPro.

And Melin and MajorMD and Ursa Major. I miss their input here, but at least they are posting on Opal’s board.

Goldie

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Gentlemen certainly DO prefer blondes –  
and with good reason!

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/37 "2000-04-25T16:43:00Z")

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Thanks, Falcon… 🙂

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Yer pal,  
Satan

[http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif)

_I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Two weeks, two days, 14 hours, 42 minutes and 53 seconds.  
664 cigarettes not smoked, saving $83.06.  
Life saved: 2 days, 7 hours, 20 minutes._

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/38 "2000-04-25T16:45:00Z")

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There’s no way I could possibly define a specific favorite poster. However, the person who got me hooked, the person who made me snork sprite out my nose the first time, that was Satan.

And for the record, I rather much like everyone I’ve BS’ed with in chat as well.

Now, I shall try to decide whose topic shall receive my 100th post. Thank you for your support.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/39 "2000-04-25T18:40:00Z")

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There’s no way I could possibly define a specific favorite poster. However, the person who got me hooked, the person who made me snork sprite out my nose the first time, that was Satan.

And for the record, I rather much like everyone I’ve BS’ed with in chat as well.

Now, I shall try to decide whose topic shall receive my 100th post. Thank you for your support.

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/40 "2000-04-25T18:44:00Z")

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Bahaahaa! What a time for your first double-post!!

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“Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.”  
-the wallster

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