# Stroke my ego, who's your favourite poster? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489 "2000-04-24T15:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/41 "2000-04-25T18:50:00Z")
Thanks goldie and Mr C. For the record, my favorite poster is Drain Bead, for obvious reasons… 😉 * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Two weeks, two days, 16 hours, 50 minutes and 29 seconds. 668 cigarettes not smoked, saving $83.51. Life saved: 2 days, 7 hours, 40 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/42 "2000-04-25T19:02:00Z")
I am the greatest poster that ever lived(puff-puff), my posting skills are truly divine, and the ladies are all mine. 😉 I think some posters out there are good at specific subjects, and some try to be generalists (few are really good at this). I have no idea whether i’m a good or bad poster (c’mon tell me I suck!). …Audios muchachos * * * Two wrongs do not make a right…but three lefts do. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/43 "2000-04-25T19:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by mega the roo: > \*\*Bahaahaa! What a time for your first double-post!! > \*\* Believe it. I’m hanging my head in shame right now. Surely the board muse shall smite me for this transgression! ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/44 "2000-04-25T19:20:00Z")
Satan is mine. I also really liked that alsmith guy before he became known as Scylla. His “How to kill evil Nazi Groundhogs” is the funniest post ever. * * * In this world, you must be oh-so smart, or oh-so pleasant. For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/45 "2000-04-25T19:29:00Z")
Oh, its so tough. Do I go with The Smirk or Sip’n Fly… Lord, I’m embarassed I even mentioned those two. Forgive me. I would have to go with **aha**. He was the first (only) to welcome me. Thx **aha**. Oooh. Almost forgot **Bricker**. Love the 3MM. When’s the next one? Connor * * * Sala, can’t you count?!? I said NO camels! That’s FIVE camels! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/46 "2000-04-25T20:02:00Z")
**Phaedrus** was my favorite poster. * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/47 "2000-04-25T20:11:00Z")
Conner: > [@](#): > > I would have to go with aha. He was the first (only) to welcome me. Thx aha. Any time Conner…glad to have you aboard! * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/48 "2000-04-26T00:49:00Z")
I’m strokin’ ya, **SqrlCub** …I can feel your ego growing…ooohhh, yes, big and hard… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/49 "2000-04-26T00:54:00Z")
I hinted at it already, but TennHippie at least had the courage to make the obvious joke 😃 Thanks for the laugh, mate. It might be the wine, but I for one think that was hilarious 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/50 "2000-04-26T00:58:00Z")
But I love **all of you!!!** 😃 * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/51 "2000-04-26T01:01:00Z")
And Jophiel. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/52 "2000-04-26T01:04:00Z")
My favorite poster is the one who has currently bought me, of course. Next week, who knows, I might get a better offer. * * * \>\>Nomex underwear is optional for dragons. \<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/53 "2000-04-26T01:52:00Z")
Nobody mentioned slythe, so screw the whole lot of you! (Note:the above was not an insult. I’ll do _anything_ for votes!) 🙂 * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/54 "2000-04-26T02:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by slythe: > Nobody mentioned slythe, so screw the whole lot of you! You’re going to screw all six thousand of us?! I hope that the long line is worth it… ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/55 "2000-04-26T02:36:00Z")
Sqrl, I am upset with you now. ☹ :😭: how soon they forget ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/56 "2000-04-27T15:02:00Z")
I am sorry, I have been fighting off a cold all week long. I don’t understand how I could miss ANGKINS! We talk so often. I must be completely brain dead this week. HUGS! SQrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/57 "2000-04-27T18:06:00Z")
Well, since you are sick I will let you off the hook this time 😉 I thought maybe you fell off your unicycle and bumped your head and had amnesia. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/58 "2000-04-28T00:42:00Z")
Nen, I figured on stopping after about 1000 or so-that should get me enough votes to come out on top(so to speak). 6000? Come on, I’m no slut! * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/59 "2000-04-28T03:52:00Z")
Sqrlcub! You are SUCH a love. Of course you’re my favorite poster. trisha ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489/60 "2000-04-28T13:08:00Z")
Hmmm, well there are so many to choose from. Here’s who comes to mind at the moment: ## Bricker Green Bean manhattan Alphagene NTG Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational. -Charles Schulz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stroke-my-ego-whos-your-favourite-poster/16489.md?page=2)