# Struuter's Bedtime Fantasies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270 "2000-09-06T20:08:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/1 "2000-09-06T20:08:46Z")
in another thread, struuter said this > [@](#): > > xizor. Give me something good to put myself to bed with. Start that thread. _wink_ Or will I sleep at all? Alright you heard her, struuter needs happy fun fantasies to think of before going to bed each night. I’ll start: Struuter as a Cleopatra-like goddess/ruler. Dressed in a slinky dress, sitting on a cushy dias, hordes of man slaves feeding her grapes and satisfying her every whim. But only if I get to be the chief grape feeder! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/2 "2000-09-06T20:16:27Z")
Wow. You are a man of your word. I’m impressed. You know, xizor, even if no one else posts here I’ll still be flattered that you did it. And no. To answer that last request of yours. You can’t be the chief grape feeder. You think I can’t find better things for you to do? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/3 "2000-09-06T20:32:39Z")
A good book, a cool autumn night, a warm fluffy bed with lots of pillows. What? What’s wrong with that? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/4 "2000-09-06T20:39:49Z")
Hey, this post is all for you anyway baby. Enjoy it and know who your REAL admirer is 😃 Here’s a couple non-erotic things to think of while drifting off. (They’re cool because they’re reusable) 1). Imagine how many different situations you could benefit from by having the ability to slow time down for yourself while the rest of the world went at normal speed. 2). Imagine how fun it would be to have the power to go up to people you see and immediately arrest them for doing stupid things (“throwing trash on the ground? go to jail right now”, “you cut me off on the freeway and are driving like a jerk, here is your ticket”). 3). How would you break into Fort Knox, Area 51, Pentagon, etc. by using the ability to morph into any animal at will. 4). You are playing pool with me in a pool joint, we have the place to ourselves (except that saxophone player we hear in the background). I lay you on the pool table and slowly undo … OOPS, I said non-erotic didn’t I? See how my mind wanders? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/5 "2000-09-06T21:02:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*Hey, this post is all for you anyway baby. Enjoy it and know who your REAL admirer is 😃 > 4). You are playing pool with me in a pool joint, we have the place to ourselves (except that saxophone player we hear in the background). I lay you on the pool table and slowly undo … > > OOPS, I said non-erotic didn’t I? See how my mind wanders? \*\* Hmmmmm. Can I do this slow-mo thing in the pool joint? That might be nice. Whaddya think? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/6 "2000-09-06T21:08:08Z")
Hey, how do I get my own thread with hordes of man-slaves and such? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/7 "2000-09-06T21:13:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunshine \* > \*\*Hey, how do I get my own thread with hordes of man-slaves and such? 😉 \*\* Did I luck out or what? 🙂 Just don’t steal xizor for a little while, okay? I’ve only got a half hour left today…Besides, you’ll have them beating your door down. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/8 "2000-09-06T21:22:23Z")
lol, struuter! I promise not to steal xizor. At this very minute I am scheming and plotting a way to enslave the hordes of SDMB men. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/9 "2000-09-06T21:25:39Z")
Like that’ll be hard for you. If guys start making moves on you in my thread…well, who cares? I’m just tickled xizor gave me the grapes and the pool table. Have fun, sunshine! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/10 "2000-09-06T21:32:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pluto \* > \*\*A good book, a cool autumn night, a warm fluffy bed with lots of pillows. > > What? What’s wrong with that? \*\* Replace book with woman, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Unless, of course, you are a woman and prefer a man. In which case, give me a ring and I’ll see what I can do . . . About the bed. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/11 "2000-09-06T21:32:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Hmmmmm. Can I do this slow-mo thing in the pool joint? That might be nice. Whaddya think? \*\* Wow struuter! Mixing fantasies already. I love it. Of course, if I ever got you in such a situation, I’m sure time would move in slo-mo for me. But with my sense of humor, I would have to pause in a very passionate moment and whisper in your ear… “Are you enjoying the sax?” ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/12 "2000-09-07T01:12:59Z")
Sunshine, I’d offer to be a member of your man horde but my instructions say “Doesn’t play well with other slaves.” You’d have to put up with one-on-one attention… ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/13 "2000-09-07T01:36:06Z")
I’ll look after dpr for you, Sunshine, if you want to play with your hordes. Unless xizor is out of the lagoon yet…so he is & playing pool instead… there’s an evil pun in there somewhere about …no, not gonna go there! Hi dpr…I’m not a slave & I like to play! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/14 "2000-09-07T01:44:18Z")
G’day fierra, (I’ll resist a “How YOU Doin’?”) So exactly \* what \* do you like to play? As long as it’s fun… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/15 "2000-09-07T14:06:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \*“Are you enjoying the sax?” \*\* Very funny. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/16 "2000-09-07T15:42:59Z")
I got more where that came from, baby 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/17 "2000-09-07T15:46:33Z")
I’m game if you are. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/18 "2000-09-07T15:56:35Z")
I am ready for any game you want to play. I have had my caffeine and vitamins this morning, let’s rock! ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/19 "2000-09-07T15:59:20Z")
Hmmm…one volunteer already for my man horde! My evil scheme is working! Bwahahaha… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/20 "2000-09-07T16:03:00Z")
Vitamins?! My goodness, you are ready to rock. 😉 So, tell me about this bank vault… Sunshine, anything I can do to further a man horde for you? Are you, uh, sure you know what you’re getting yourself into here? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270.md?page=2)