# Struuter's Bedtime Fantasies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270 "2000-09-06T20:08:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/21 "2000-09-07T16:05:19Z")
Hey struuter, by the way, how did you sleep last night? And more importantly, what did you fantasize about before drifting off? šŸ˜ƒ Sunshine, just you wait girl, when struuter is done with me, Iā€™m gonna build a Dias for you next šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/22 "2000-09-07T16:08:04Z")
Damn you people horny!! šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/23 "2000-09-07T16:08:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*So, tell me about this bank vaultā€¦ > \*\* I always thought it would be fun and extremely kinky to lock us in a bank vault and put all the cash in a huge pile on the floor and complete the transaction on it, if ya know what I mean. As long as Mr. Mooney doesnā€™t come wandering in ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/24 "2000-09-07T16:11:37Z")
What do you guys thinkā€“should I start a thread titled something like ā€œFree Beer and Sex!ā€ and then when itā€™s opened, inform all men that they have been snared by my trap and are now part of my man horde? Or should I just ask for more volunteers? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/25 "2000-09-07T16:25:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunshine \* > \*\*What do you guys thinkā€“should I start a thread titled something like ā€œFree Beer and Sex!ā€ and then when itā€™s opened, inform all men that they have been snared by my trap and are now part of my man horde? Or should I just ask for more volunteers? šŸ™‚ \*\* The Free Beer and Sex approach is funnier. Do that one. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/26 "2000-09-07T16:30:46Z")
struuter, I donā€™t care what he says, heā€™s never seen you in that cat suit! ---
**Author:** ![WolfLover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@WolfLover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfLover)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/27 "2000-09-07T16:36:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > \*\*Damn you people horny!! šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜‰ \*\* And thatā€™s a bad thing?!? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/28 "2000-09-07T16:53:50Z")
Jee-whiz. Thanks trade. What memories that cat suit brings back, huh? šŸ˜‰ Yā€™knowā€¦it warms my heart to see everybody spreading all this love. _muffled giggles_ And Iā€™m touched that itā€™s on a thread someone started for me. _sniff_ xizor, nice. I like the ā€˜transactionā€™ part. heehee. And I did sleep better last night, thanks for asking. What did I think about? Umā€¦you really want to know? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/29 "2000-09-07T17:30:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*Gā€™day fierra, > > (Iā€™ll resist a ā€œHow YOU Doinā€™?ā€) > > So exactly \* what \* do you like to play? > As long as itā€™s funā€¦ \*\* Well, I mentioned the naked baby oil twister game at work & someone suggested I should copyright it & make a fortuneā€¦ so it would be a shame to do that without trialling the idea properly - corect amount of alcohol to consume, ideal company etcā€¦ or you suggest something to break the iceā€¦ If youā€™re Australian, do we have to do it upside down? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/30 "2000-09-07T17:42:27Z")
Look! I didnā€™t even have to start my own thread! Man, this evil plotting and scheming is a piece of cake! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/31 "2000-09-07T18:00:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Umā€¦you really want to know? \*\* YES!!! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/32 "2000-09-07T18:57:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > > \*\*Umā€¦you really want to know? \*\* > > YES!!! \*\* Letā€™s seeā€¦ Late nightā€¦private indoor pool. Only the light from the underwater pool lamps and the water looks sooo good. I have to have a swim. Butā€¦isnā€™t that always the way? No suit. Okay, itā€™s not the first time somebodyā€™s skinny dipped, right? And Iā€™m alone so no one will see me. At least thatā€™s what I thinkā€¦ The water is warm, relaxingā€¦and Iā€™m enjoying all of it. But thenā€¦I hear the quiet splashā€¦strong armsā€¦wetā€¦well, you get the idea. It was wonderful. Thanksā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/33 "2000-09-07T20:02:25Z")
Wow, what a great imagination you have there struuter. I love it. Now do that kind of thinking every night and I guarantee you will sleep much better. And after reading the swimming pool thing, I think I will too tonite šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/34 "2000-09-07T20:22:31Z")
Hey, I do what I can to help the cause. šŸ˜ƒ Maybe tomorrow weā€™ll talk about the bookish professor and the nubile research assistantā€¦ Or the night of the big storm in the deserted manorā€¦ā€œWhat was that sound? Hello?..Anyone there? Iā€™ll just put on this sheer negligee conveniently placed on this bed, and fall into a deep sleep on this sumptuous bedā€¦oh, wait, I should pull my hair to one side, exposing the tender flesh of my napeā€¦ā€ What do you think? Iā€™m thinking tonight might be something along the lines of ā€˜Wuthering Heightsā€™ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/35 "2000-09-07T20:31:42Z")
I could go for the that. Or maybe the waiting out the rainstorm in a barn. Then there is always the food groups to explore - whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries. Iā€™m kinda digging the professor, assistant angle. ā€œMs. Perriwinkle, could you please record these grades and locate my satchel. I have to meet with the Dean anon. Damn, where is that thesis on Rubenā€¦ā€ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/36 "2000-09-07T20:46:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > > Iā€™m kinda digging the professor, assistant angle. ā€œMs. Perriwinkle, could you please record these grades and locate my satchel. I have to meet with the Dean anon. Damn, where is that thesis on Rubenā€¦ā€ \*\* I would have cross-referenced that by author, sir. Let me just climb up here and retreive the fileā€¦um, I hate to bother you, but could you steady this step stool? Iā€™ll just dig through the fileā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270/37 "2000-09-07T23:07:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > > \*\*Gā€™day fierra, > > > > (Iā€™ll resist a ā€œHow YOU Doinā€™?ā€) > > > > So exactly \* what \* do you like to play? > > As long as itā€™s funā€¦ \*\* > > Well, I mentioned the naked baby oil twister game at work & someone suggested I should copyright it & make a fortuneā€¦ so it would be a shame to do that without trialling the idea properly - corect amount of alcohol to consume, ideal company etcā€¦ > > or you suggest something to break the iceā€¦ > If youā€™re Australian, do we have to do it upside down? \*\* To me itā€™s the right way up, but of course youā€™d beā€¦ wellā€¦ very satisfied. And if youā€™re going to copyrtight and market something we need to lots of testing beforehand to ensure itā€™s safety. Lots and lots of rigorous, intense, long testingā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/struuters-bedtime-fantasies/32270.md?page=1)